Teaspoon :: Cryptile

Penname:	Cryptile ()
Member Since:	2006.02.08
Website:
Shortish carbon-based hominid with proclivities towards obtuse and erratic diatribes. Enjoys pedantry, passive-aggression, walking around in the dark and Doctor Who.
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Stories by Cryptile [15]

Favorite Stories and Series [39]

Favorite Authors [7]

Series

Stories

An Irksome Word and Task by Cryptile [Reviews - 11]
The stars are going out all over Creation, and he's at a Christmas party. In Lannet.
Other Doctors - All Ages - Swearing - None
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2006.12.23 - Updated: 2006.12.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 9529

Come To Dust by Cryptile [Reviews - 11]
Everything has its time, everything burns, and everything dies. Rose Tyler reflects on her time with the man in the blue box.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - None
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2006.02.22 - Updated: 2006.02.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3760

Companion Piece by Cryptile [Reviews - 15]
Not anyone's story, but possibly everyone's.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - None
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2006.04.05 - Updated: 2006.04.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 583

Downtime by Cryptile [Reviews - 23]
So much for leaving at Christmas.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2006.04.17 - Updated: 2006.04.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4418

Helter Skelter by Cryptile [Reviews - 8]
He's a bit busy with saving the world, and this shopgirl isn't helping.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2006.03.09 - Updated: 2006.03.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2776

Here There Be by Cryptile [Reviews - 26]
Rose Tyler battles Prehistoric Beasts, Torquay housewives and her new therapist.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - General
Characters: Mickey Smith, Other Character(s), Pete Tyler, Rose Tyler, Torchwood
Series: None
Published: 2006.11.02 - Updated: 2006.11.10 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 32036

Hey Now Hey Now by Cryptile [Reviews - 14]
Rose Tyler learns about universal constants.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Angst
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2006.07.03 - Updated: 2006.07.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7243

Jackie Tyler in the Fourth Dimension by Cryptile [Reviews - 17]
Jackie Tyler hates time travel.
Other Doctors, Multi-Era - All Ages - Swearing - Humor
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Cybermen, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (Author-Created), The TARDIS, The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2006.05.04 - Updated: 2006.05.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2437

Make the Man by Cryptile [Reviews - 21]
Ode to a black leather jacket.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character, Study, Introspection, Missing, Scene
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.03.23 - Updated: 2006.03.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1768

Man in the Blue Box by Cryptile [Reviews - 15]
A fairy tale. Possibly.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Introspection
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2006.07.14 - Updated: 2006.07.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 616

No Company For Old Men by Cryptile [Reviews - 15]
"Who are you and what did you do with the Brigadier?"
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - None
Characters: Unspecified Companion
Series: None
Published: 2007.10.24 - Updated: 2007.10.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7253

Past Due by Cryptile [Reviews - 74]
The Doctor gets in over his head searching for a dangerous relic from the Time War, meaning that Jack and Rose will have to bail him out. Too bad he's packed them off on a holiday.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2006.02.22 - Updated: 2007.02.26 - Chapters: 20 - Completed: No - Word Count: 61978

Ragged Pair of Claws by Cryptile [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor and Rose visit the Cambrian.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - General - Character, Study, Introspection, General
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2006.02.23 - Updated: 2006.02.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1265

The Angel In the House by Cryptile [Reviews - 10]
A conversation with a statue is one-sided, but not in the way you'd think.
Other Era - Teen - Swearing - Humor
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2010.04.29 - Updated: 2010.04.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1370

The Lonely God(zilla) by Cryptile [Reviews - 38]
Because nothing else is canon.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Humor
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.05.01 - Updated: 2006.05.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1732

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