A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:Ceefax The Sane ()
Member Since:2008.03.14
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Animal Natures by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 0]
The team are being transformed into animals...
Torchwood - - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Het, Humor, Series, Slash
Characters: None
Open: No

Stories
A Tale of Pterodactyls by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 2]
Jack/Ianto. Myfanwy's missing, and Ianto's worried.
Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Humor, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Myfanwy
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.14 - Updated: 2008.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 538

Captain by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 5]
It's one of those annoying ones where you can't really summarise it without negating the point of the story. Suffice to say, it's short, it consists almost entirely of sex, and the good guys come out on top at the end.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Slash
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2009.03.03 - Updated: 2009.03.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1961

Desires by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 5]
Don't make sarcastic requests of the one you send to run the errands.
Torchwood - Teen - None - Drabble, General, Humor
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.14 - Updated: 2008.12.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 103

Dogs and Cats by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 9]
Gwen/Rhys, Jack/Ianto. A sequel to Of Cats, Rats and Men. Jack and Ianto have been transformed into animals, and Gwen and Rhys are pet-sitting.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Het, Humor, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Rhys Williams
Series: Animal Natures
Published: 2008.07.18 - Updated: 2008.07.18 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 11987

Happy Endings by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 3]
What could have been (and what was).
Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Alternate Universe, General, Vignette
Characters: Captain John Hart, Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Myfanwy, Owen Harper, Rhys Williams, Suzie Costello, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.14 - Updated: 2008.11.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1320

Inversion by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 4]
Gwen finds herself faced with a version of Rhys that isn't hers. Gwen/Rhys, AU!Ianto/AU!Rhys, AU!Jack/AU!Gwen
Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Het, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Rhys Williams
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.25 - Updated: 2008.11.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5390

Of Cats, Rats and Men by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 7]
Jack/Ianto. An accident with an alien device has transformed Owen and Jack into animals. Now the others have to find a way to turn them back.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Fluff, Humor, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: Animal Natures
Published: 2008.03.14 - Updated: 2008.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3073

Old Friends by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 3]
Jack introducing his old friend to his team doesn't go exactly as planned.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.14 - Updated: 2008.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 384

Old Life by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 2]
Ianto and Lisa.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Angst, Drama, Het
Characters: Ianto Jones, Lisa Hallett
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.14 - Updated: 2008.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 436

Other World by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 0]
AU. Half a Drabble.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, General
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.08.12 - Updated: 2008.08.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 55

Our Man From the Council by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 4]
PWP. Jack/Ianto/Idris threesome. And if you're wondering who the hell Idris is, he's the mayor's secretary from the Doctor Who episode Boom Town, who also made an appearance in the Torchwood novel The Twilight Streets. In short, a Welsh sandwich, with Boeshaneian filling.
Ninth Doctor, Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - PWP, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2008.09.20 - Updated: 2008.09.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7437

Partners and Parents by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 3]
AU. Jack's the father, Ianto's the uncertain young step-parent, and the others are the kids.
Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Myfanwy, Owen Harper, Suzie Costello, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.11 - Updated: 2008.10.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 9200

Reaction by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 3]
Jack/Ianto drabble, featuring knitting.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.14 - Updated: 2008.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 103

Road Trip by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 6]
The boys have chocolate.
Torchwood - Teen - None - Drabble, Humor
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.02 - Updated: 2008.07.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 104

Soldier Boy by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 6]
Jack and Ianto play with uniforms. There's mention (although not terribly spoilery) of that thing that Jack asked Martha for in Reset. Contains sex, spanking, roleplay, and inappropriate laundry practices.
Torchwood - Adult - BDSM, Explicit Sex - Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.14 - Updated: 2008.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3649

Somewhere In Wales by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 1]
The countryside. Again.
Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Crossover, Drabble, Humor
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.14 - Updated: 2008.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 105

Spoilers by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 3]
It's not easy, knowing about the future. A conversation between Jack and, well, anyone you like, really. But my money's on either Rose or Suzie. (Despite the title, there are no actual spoilers within the story.)
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Humor
Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.16 - Updated: 2008.06.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 103

Stranded by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 11]
AU. It's Ianto's first time. For a threesome with Jack and an alien, that is.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Alternate Universe, Romance, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.20 - Updated: 2008.04.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 9051

The Brides of the Sheikh by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 1]
Ianto/Toshiko, Ianto/Jack, (Jack/Rose) Jack's the ruler of a little desert penisula known as Bho-Shiyn, where Ianto arrives looking for a clue to his past.
Ninth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - Explicit Violence, Swearing - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Het, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.14 - Updated: 2008.03.15 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 13390

Theosis by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 1]
AU. Jack visits a monastery in search of information, and finds a whole lot more besides.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Alternate Universe, Romance, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.12 - Updated: 2009.01.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 9374

Trapped by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 2]
Owen and Ianto are trapped. And bored.
Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Drabble, General, Humor
Characters: Ianto Jones, Owen Harper
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.16 - Updated: 2008.06.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 103



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