A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:Aussie Dalek (Zoe G.)
Member Since:2008.03.08
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Bonjour!

I am Aussie Dalek, or Zoe (or Zoz), as I'm commonly known as. I first got involved with Doctor Who when I saw Rose , aged 9 or 10 and since then, it has spiralled out of control... I've been addicted to all the new series so far, plus I've discovered some Classic Who as well, which is also great.

I veer wildly between romance!angst and crack. Sometimes this happens in a single story, which can be confusing for both of us.

My all-time favourite companion is Romana (any incarnation) because she was undeniably awesome. She took no bull from anyone and had some of the best lines. (WHY was she not in End of Time, RTD?! Why?)

I ship Doctor/Romana and Doctor/Master. This can be very conflicting. :/ John Simm as the Master is a crazy, mad, hot mess of evilness, and j'adore.

David Tennant is a legend!!!! I'm still excited about Matt Smith though (the hair! Don't cut it off, dude, it's too cute)!

In non-Who related news, I love indie music (esp. Arctic Monkeys, Bloc Party, Lily Allen and Florence + the Machine), Audrey Hepburn, Converses, vintage clothes and being random. :P

Life is better when you have wonderful friends, a loyal dog by your side, an epic soundtrack, an Audrey film or three... and of course some Doctor Who DVDs. Plus chocolate helps.

Ciao!
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Stories by Aussie Dalek [40] Favorite Stories and Series [35] Favorite Authors [9]
A Sky Full of Stars by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 0]
Short vignettes centering on the Doctor and Romana, through the Time War and beyond. All revolve around the theme of stars. Conatins SPOILERS for the End of Time.
Eighth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - - None - Angst, Drama, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Vignette
Characters: None
Open: No

Not-So-Cliche Cliches by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 0]
Common fanfiction cliches are put in a blender with a more-than-generous amount of silliness and then I (on a sugar-high) turn on the blender and watch as as the contents whirl around and splatter all over the kitchen walls. Metaphorically speaking.
Tenth Doctor - - None - Action/Adventure, Fluff, General, Humor, Satire
Characters: None
Open: No

Unlikely Crossovers by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 0]
Doctor Who crossovers... The most unlikely ones ever!
Tenth Doctor - - None - Crossover, Fluff, Humor
Characters: None
Open: No

What if the Doctor Regenerated into... by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 0]
We all know David Tennant is leaving after the 2009 specials (sob!), but who will be the 11th Doctor? What if Eleven isn't male, or even humanoid?
Other Doctors, Multi-Era - - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, Fluff, General, Humor, Missing Scene
Characters: None
Open: No

Stories
All Time Lords Great and Small by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 8]
Landing in the Yorkshire Dales in the 1970s, the Doctor panics when he sees someone familiar, but all is not as it seems.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: Unlikely Crossovers
Published: 2009.02.26 - Updated: 2009.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 326

Are You My Mummy? by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 3]
What would happen if Jenny really was the Doctor's biological daughter? And who was her mum? The White Guardian aims to find out just that! An AU look at the Doctor's Daughter, plus events that follow it.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Angst, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Characters: Ace McShane, Barbara Wright, Donna Noble, Jenny, Leela, Martha Jones, Other Character(s), Romana II, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Other), The Rani, The White Guardian
Series: None
Published: 2008.08.09 - Updated: 2008.08.13 - Chapters: 10 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4103

Banana Jelly Baby Surprise! by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 7]
Donna is feeling down, so to cheer her up the Doctor decides to make her a cake, using his two favourite ingredients: bananas and jelly babies. Things do not go as planned.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.02 - Updated: 2008.11.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 500

Biscuits, Shock and Unexpected News by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 6]
The Doc and Donna decide to drop in on Jack and co. during a Cardiff pit stop. But they get more than they bargain for when they meet Jack's new girlfriend.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Drama, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Jenny, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.15 - Updated: 2008.10.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 409

Bite Me by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 2]
Donna has become a fangirl, but the Doctor can't help noticing a few similarities between her choice of reading material and his life.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.05.10 - Updated: 2009.05.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 574

Chips, Converses and Important Lessons by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 7]
The sequel to "Pink's A Nice Colour". The Doctor decides to get revenge on Donna, with disastrous results.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.13 - Updated: 2008.10.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 233

Do the Whovian Shuffle by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 31]
A selection of short stories, all under 200 words and connected by music.
Fourth Doctor, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Jackie Tyler, Jackie Tyler, K-9, K-9, Martha Jones, River Song, Romana I, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (Duplicate 10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2009.03.17 - Updated: 2009.05.24 - Chapters: 26 - Completed: No - Word Count: 3772

Donna and the Ood by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 1]
My prediction for what will happen in S4's "Planet of the Ood"
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.11 - Updated: 2008.03.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 522

Dovinia by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 9]
Before the Time War hit, the Doctor and Romana were in love. Then the Time War came and Romana, pregnant with their child, ran away in her TARDIS to Earth, not reckoning on the Doctor's survival. Now, 13 years later, Romana lives on Earth with her daughter, Dovinia, who doesn't know a thing about her past. That, of course, is all about to change.
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Het, Romance
Characters: Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Romana (author created), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.25 - Updated: 2008.12.18 - Chapters: 15 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 12448

Fashion Victim by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 6]
Not many people know it, but the Doctor is a bit of a fashionista. But could his dedication to style bring about his death?
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), Wilfred Mott
Series: None
Published: 2009.12.17 - Updated: 2009.12.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 207

Female Time Travellers of the Flying Bus by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 4]
Christina has a flying double-decker bus and Ace has some Nitro 9 and a baseball bat. There will be a lot of running, a lot of laughter and and definitely an explosion or two. Welcome to the Female Time Travellers of the Flying Bus sorority.
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Femslash, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Ace McShane, Lady Christina de Souza, Romana III
Series: None
Published: 2009.04.25 - Updated: 2009.04.30 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: No - Word Count: 3254

Gossip Who by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 5]
It's not unusual to see some rather strange people in New York City, but the man in the blue suit and red Converses dislodging paving stones and gabbling about aliens was weird even to Blair. Crossover with Gossip Girl. Start of my mad new series.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Fluff, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: Unlikely Crossovers
Published: 2009.02.24 - Updated: 2009.02.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 277

Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor and Romana through the years.
Fourth Doctor, Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Het, Romance
Characters: Romana I, Romana II, Romana II, The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.03.09 - Updated: 2009.03.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 800

In the Who Garden by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor is most definitely not in eighth century China. This may or may not be down to the fact that there is a blue thing next to him.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Drabble, Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: Unlikely Crossovers
Published: 2009.02.24 - Updated: 2009.02.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 101

Little Bundle of Joy... by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 8]
The Doctor's companion is pregnant and thrilled and the Doctor is to be a proud father. Well, not quite. Actually, not by a long shot.
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Fluff, Het, Humor
Characters: Romana III, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS, The TARDIS
Series: Not-So-Cliche Cliches
Published: 2009.07.20 - Updated: 2009.07.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 530

Locked in a Cupboard by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 4]
The Doctor and a companion are locked in a cupboard together. What will happen next? (Crack!fic)
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, General, Humor, Satire, Series
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Not-So-Cliche Cliches
Published: 2009.06.20 - Updated: 2009.06.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 269

Lucky Star by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 1]
They run from their expectations, their jobs, the frowning faces of Time Lord society whose eyebrows would surely raise in alarm if they knew of their secret. Part of the "A Sky Full of Stars" series.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het, Romance
Characters: Romana II, The Doctor (8th)
Series: A Sky Full of Stars
Published: 2010.02.10 - Updated: 2010.02.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 303

Mischief in the Citadel by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor and Romana get up to mischief in the Citadel. Very fluffy!
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s), Romana II, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.03.09 - Updated: 2009.03.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 380

Notes From the President by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 8]
Prequel to Dovinia (you don't have to read it for this to make sense, though). The diaries of President Romanadvoratrelundar, chronicling the Time War and the events before it, including her romance with the Doctor. NOW COMPLETE!
Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Vignette
Characters: Ace McShane, Leela, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Romana (author created), The Daleks, The Daleks, The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (9th), The Master (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.18 - Updated: 2009.01.31 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8961

Obviously by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor takes Romana to an 80s disco on Earth.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Het
Characters: Romana II, The Doctor (4th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.05.13 - Updated: 2008.05.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 837

Pink's A Nice Colour by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 7]
The Doctor throws a red sock in the wash with Donna's white blouse and she's not happy. In fact, she's out to get revenge.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.13 - Updated: 2008.10.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 258

Renovations by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 3]
The real reason the Doctor is so reluctant to get new companions.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.13 - Updated: 2008.10.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 227

Scooby Who by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 3]
While searching for aliens in a deserted warehouse, the Doctor bumps into two men, two women and a large brown dog.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: Unlikely Crossovers
Published: 2009.02.24 - Updated: 2009.02.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 110

Stars in your Eyes by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 1]
She is tired of boring, monotonous Presidential duties, and a familiar face is exactly what she needs right now. First in a series.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Vignette
Characters: Romana II, The Doctor (8th)
Series: A Sky Full of Stars
Published: 2010.01.26 - Updated: 2010.01.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 343

Tea With Noddy? by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 4]
The Doctor insists that Noddy isn't real. But the Doctor's not always right.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General, Humor, Missing Scene
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Unlikely Crossovers
Published: 2008.10.14 - Updated: 2008.10.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 340

The Doctor's Photo Album by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 5]
Martha finds the Doctor’s photo album and discovers some rather strange pictures.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.13 - Updated: 2008.10.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 453

The Game of the Name by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 6]
River Song knows the Doctor's real name, but here's only one reason the Doctor would tell it to anyone.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Het, Romance
Characters: Jack Harkness, River Song, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.11 - Updated: 2008.10.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 629

The Orange Alien Who Ruined Donna's Shoes by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor makes the mistake of underestimating Donna and her high-heels. Then again, he hadn't counted on an orange alien with a gun following them across the galaxy to arrest them for insulting the king of Laxonomy.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.13 - Updated: 2008.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2467

The Return of Romana by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 3]
What would Smith and Jones be like if Romana was there?
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe
Characters: Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Romana (author created), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.09 - Updated: 2008.10.13 - Chapters: 12 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6466

Time Lord Academy by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 2]
Why are the Doctor and the Master enemies and what does the Rani have to do with it?
Other Era - All Ages - None - None
Characters: The Master (Academy era), The Rani (Academy era)
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.09 - Updated: 2008.03.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1189

Toast and Tea by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 1]
An AU Voyage of the Damned, where passengers keep dying after eating toast served by the enigmatic Wholemeal Hosts. Can the Doctor work out what's going on and save the passengers on the Titanic before the Hosts (and their mysterious leader) kill them all?
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, General, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.15 - Updated: 2008.06.15 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: No - Word Count: 1438

Torchwood Resurrected by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 2]
Torchwood is rebuilt after the devastation of Series 3. Headed by a team of humans, ghosts and one pteradactyl, things have changed but one thing's the same:ntrouble is never far behind.
Torchwood - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Het, Humor
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Martha Jones, Myfanwy, Owen Harper, Rhys Williams, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2009.10.12 - Updated: 2009.10.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 557

What if the Doctor Regenerated into... a dog? by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 5]
Part of my new series. The 11th Doctor wakes after regeneration, to find that he's not exactly human - and has a tail.
Other Doctors - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Fluff, General, Humor, Missing Scene
Characters: The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: What if the Doctor Regenerated into...
Published: 2008.11.01 - Updated: 2008.11.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 393

What if the Doctor Regenerated into... a woman? by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 5]
Part of my new series. The 11th Doctor wakes up after regeneration, to find that he's rather, er, feminine.
Other Doctors, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Fluff, General, Humor, Missing Scene
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: What if the Doctor Regenerated into...
Published: 2008.11.01 - Updated: 2008.11.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 241

What if the Doctor Regenerated into... an alien-looking alien? by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor wakes up after regenerating to find that he is not only alien, but also looks like one. Confusion ensures.
Other Doctors, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: What if the Doctor Regenerated into...
Published: 2008.12.17 - Updated: 2008.12.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 484

What if the Doctor Regenerated into...a cat? by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 4]
It's the Doctor's worst nightmare; he's regenerated into a cat.
Other Doctors - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: What if the Doctor Regenerated into...
Published: 2008.11.03 - Updated: 2008.11.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 236

What if the Doctor Regenerated into...a jelly baby? by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 8]
The Doctor wakes up after regenerating into his 11th body to find that his life is nothing if not sweet.
Other Doctors - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (Other)
Series: What if the Doctor Regenerated into...
Published: 2008.11.03 - Updated: 2008.11.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 241

What if the Doctor Regenerated into...a Kid? by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 9]
The Doctor regenerates and finds he has the body of an eight-year-old.
Other Doctors, Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Fluff, General, Humor, Missing Scene
Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, The Doctor (Author-Created), The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: What if the Doctor Regenerated into...
Published: 2008.11.02 - Updated: 2008.11.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 520

Who Wants to Be a Companion? Twilight Edition by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor goes looking for a new companion and finds himself in a funny little town called Forks.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Crossover, Fluff, General, Humor, Satire, Series
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: Unlikely Crossovers
Published: 2009.12.17 - Updated: 2009.12.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 311

Wish Upon a Star by Aussie Dalek [Reviews - 3]
The stars are out, and one President and one renegade have escaped the confines of the Citadel to see them.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Het, Romance, Vignette
Characters: Romana II, The Doctor (8th)
Series: A Sky Full of Stars
Published: 2010.01.27 - Updated: 2010.01.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 407



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