A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:NothingWorks ()
Member Since:2008.02.01
An account for multi-author fics. (Coz we can never decide who should post.) About the name... well, we would say that we\'re called NothingWorks because it conveys the shiver-inducing frustration that can come with the creative writing package, but actually it\'s a lot simpler than that. The three of us were trying to think up a name for this account over MSN, and kept coming up with such gems as: \'FourIsOnDrugs\' and \'SpinningSlitheen\'. This eventually led to a cry from deathman. (Yes, deathman is writing this, and it sounds weird to say \'deathman\', but I can\'t say \'I\', can I?) The cry was, \'Nothing works!\' And then, we all realised that THAT worked.

\"Eat RudeAndNotGinger...
Hmmm... well, I\'m just me, basically. :) My name is Mel, and that\'s all you\'re getting outta me here. If you wanna find out some other stuff about me, click the pretty hyperlinky above. *points up* :D

\"Sod deathman...
Well. I kind of prefer people to use my real name. But I shall not reveal it here, for fear of internet right thingies. My main account is \'deathman\', hence my nickname. My style of writing normally consists of the three Ds, death, drama, and darkness. Yes, I know like I sound like a goth. Would it help destroy that image if I said I had a mudskipper called Allan?

\"It\'s paranoidcritter...
Is just a person as far as she can tell...

\"I Kobraxias...
Howdy. The name\'s Jaz. I can\'t reveal to you the details of my personality as I fear they will devour you in madness. That happens alot lately...
My stories are...well, I\'ve just joined so right now, they don\'t exist but I hope to bring you a collection over the coming months. Go click on my friends\' names for a good read. :)

\"Please \"> Fire Storm...
*Waves at the people who are still reading* Hello there! I\'m the most recent member of this group, which I hope I\'m not over-crowding... I don\'t tend to reveal my name on the interwebby, but you can call me Nai if you want. I won\'t ramble on about my stories here - If you\'re interested, I suggest reading them. ^^ If you aren\'t interested, I suggest reading the above peoples. They\'re all very talented writers, you know... Right, I\'m done. :P

And that\'s us! What more could you ask for?
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Stories by NothingWorks [1] Favorite Stories and Series [0] Favorite Authors [9]
Across the Stars and Back by NothingWorks [Reviews - 3]
The TARDIS crew become scattered across time and space, and vow to find each other once more. But their separate journeys across the stars and back will not be easy.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drama, Het, Horror, Romance
Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Original Companion, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2008.02.07 - Updated: 2008.02.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 5581

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