A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:sarky_woman ()
Member Since:2007.12.24
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I'm a new Who fan, sorry to say. I write slash, usually of the Doctor/Jack variety but also Doctor/Master.
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Stories by sarky_woman [23] Favorite Stories and Series [3] Favorite Authors [3]
Stuck on the Slow Path by sarky_woman [Reviews - 16]
After 'Last of the Time Lords' the Doctor finds himself stuck in Cardiff. Luckily (or not) Jack is there to employ him, look out for him and just generally love him. Whether the Doctor wants him to or not.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Series, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Gwen Cooper, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato, Ianto Jones
Open: No

Stories
A Timeless Classic by sarky_woman [Reviews - 22]
When Jack's carnival past comes back to haunt the theatre-goers of Cardiff, the Doctor has to figure out what the 'Night-Travellers' are and what they want before people start dying. Part of the 'Stuck on the Slow Path' series. SPOILERS for 'From Out of the Rain'.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - None - Horror, Romance, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.05.11 - Updated: 2008.06.27 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 19945

Alien Meat by sarky_woman [Reviews - 8]
SPOILERS for 'Meat'. Jack and the Doctor return from their Italian vacation to find Torchwood is pretty much as they left it, and Gwen finds her work and home life colliding in unexpected ways. Part of the 'Stuck on the Slow Path' series.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.02.12 - Updated: 2008.02.13 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8633

At Death's Door by sarky_woman [Reviews - 4]
SPOILERS for 'Dead Man Walking'. Part of the 'Stuck on the Slow Path' series. In the aftermath of the devastating incident at the Pharm, Jack makes a potentially dangerous choice. Now he has to be strong enough to face the consequences of his actions. Doctor/Jack.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Angst, Series, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Owen Harper, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.03.03 - Updated: 2008.03.12 - Chapters: 5 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 23860

Calling Dr Jones by sarky_woman [Reviews - 6]
SPOILERS for 'Reset'. Part of the 'Stuck on the Slow Path' series. Martha visits Jack and the Doctor to assist them with a confusing case.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Owen Harper, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.02.24 - Updated: 2008.03.02 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 18099

Captain John Hart by sarky_woman [Reviews - 8]
Spoilers for Torchwood Series Two, as Jack and the Doctor struggle to maintain their relationship through a blast from Jack's shady past.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Adult - None - Action/Adventure, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.01.18 - Updated: 2008.01.29 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 15616

Comfort by sarky_woman [Reviews - 3]
Written for the 'Comfort' challenge on the tw_dw_slashfest livejournal community. Set after 'Out of Time'. Jack pays Owen a visit and comforts him after his loss. Owen/Jack, implied Owen/Diane and Jack/Doctor.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, Owen Harper
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.21 - Updated: 2008.06.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1917

Doctor Christmas by sarky_woman [Reviews - 3]
Jack is a little bewildered when the Doctor dons a santa hat and begins dishing out presents to his companions throughout space and time. But what has the Captain been given this Christmas?
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Fluff, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.12.24 - Updated: 2007.12.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2380

Forget Me Not by sarky_woman [Reviews - 4]
SPOILERS for 'Adam'. A mysterious figure has settled in at Torchwood, Gwen's memory has gone awry, and Jack can't shake the feeling that he's missing something. Something important. Part of the 'Stuck on the Slow Path' series.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Violence - Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Rhys Williams, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.02.14 - Updated: 2008.02.16 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 10080

Here Comes the Bride (Forty Metres Wide) by sarky_woman [Reviews - 15]
SPOILERS for 'Something Borrowed'. The Doctor sighed. ďOne of these days Iím going to attend a wedding that isnít under the threat of alien invasion.Ē Jack/Doctor, Ianto/Toshiko, Gwen/Rhys. Part of the 'Stuck on the Slow Path' series.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Series, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Rhys Williams, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.04.01 - Updated: 2008.05.08 - Chapters: 5 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 24462

Honeymoon by sarky_woman [Reviews - 4]
Jack and the Doctor are finally together. After all they've been through in Torchwood, it's about time they got some sleep. Except, they seem to have other ideas.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.01.11 - Updated: 2008.01.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4385

Intellectual Property by sarky_woman [Reviews - 16]
Ianto's doing the Doctor. How exactly is Jack supposed to work under these conditions? Easy. Denial, hypervodka and the occasional Virtual Reality game. (Fifth in the 'Stuck on the Slow Path' series. Vague AU allusions to 'Voyage of the Damned.')
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Action/Adventure, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.01.04 - Updated: 2008.01.09 - Chapters: 5 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 25372

Italia by sarky_woman [Reviews - 4]
Eleventh story in the 'Stuck on the Slow Path' series. Jack and the Doctor take a well-earned break in Italy, taking in the culture and going skiing. The holiday gives them ample chance to bask in their romance.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Fluff, Romance, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.02.08 - Updated: 2008.02.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4307

Jack Harkness' A-Z of Technology by sarky_woman [Reviews - 5]
Just a silly bit of fun for the wintercompanion 'techno-geekery' challenge over on livejournal. A compilation of gadgets and gizmos described as if by Captain Jack Harkness. Each entry contains a section on the sexual uses of the item in question. Various Jack pairings alluded to.
Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Humor
Characters: Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.07 - Updated: 2008.07.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4885

Missing Persons by sarky_woman [Reviews - 6]
Spoilers for 'Adrift'. Gwen has her heartstrings pulled by the unsolved case of a missing boy. Keen to discover the reasons for Jack's involvement in the case, the Doctor joins her in pulling apart the Captain's web of conspiracy. The search for truth will lead to horror at the reality of the Rift.
Jack/Doctor, Gwen/Rhys.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - None - Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th), Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.07 - Updated: 2008.07.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 4371

Passion and Paradox by sarky_woman [Reviews - 9]
Toshiko has been given a job by the Doctor. It's about to go ever so slightly wrong, changing the lives of Torchwood employees in the process. At least it distracts everyone from their copious angst.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.01.03 - Updated: 2008.01.04 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 10039

Same S**t, Same Day by sarky_woman [Reviews - 12]
Owen's day goes from bad to worse as the angst rains down on everyone in Torchwood. But is there anything he can do to fix it? And if there is, will it be worth it?
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Het, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.01.12 - Updated: 2008.01.15 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 15378

Secrets and Sickness by sarky_woman [Reviews - 5]
Set in Series One of Torchwood. Jack Harkness is a man of many secrets and Owen has a hard time trusting him. Why did Jack build Torchwood? And why is he obsessed with a hand in a jar? But one night Jack rushes in with a critical patient called 'The Doctor' and Owen realises he might not want to get his questions answered. (Jack/10th Doctor)
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Angst, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.27 - Updated: 2008.06.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5088

Stuck on the Slow Path by sarky_woman [Reviews - 6]
When the Doctor is stuck in Cardiff for the foreseeable future, Jack offers him a job at Torchwood.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - Slash - Angst, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th), Ianto Jones
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2007.12.28 - Updated: 2007.12.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4713

Suicide Street by sarky_woman [Reviews - 14]
Jack/Doctor, Jack/Ianto. A series of mysterious suicides leads the Torchwood team (plus one Doctor) to investigate an otherwise normal street. And just because Jack is immortal, doesn't mean he should always be the first to walk into danger.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - None - Drama, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Owen Harper, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2007.12.30 - Updated: 2008.01.01 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 14610

The Cult of Weevil by sarky_woman [Reviews - 7]
Part of the 'Stuck on the Slow Path' series. The Doctor's first day with Torchwood and he's about to get into a world of trouble, even with Jack obsessing over his safety.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2007.12.29 - Updated: 2007.12.29 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 9632

The Mind of a Time Lord by sarky_woman [Reviews - 15]
SPOILERS for 'A Day in the Death'. Jack thought that when the Doctor woke up, everything would be okay again. The Doctor knows better, though he's reluctant to admit it, even to himself. Part of the 'Stuck on the Slow Path' series. Jack/Doctor.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Violence - Angst, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.03.20 - Updated: 2008.04.01 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 13448

To Err is Human, To Judge is Time Lord by sarky_woman [Reviews - 3]
SPOILERS for 'Sleeper' in Torchwood series 2. Jack and the Doctor find themselves at odds over the treatment of a suspected alien criminal. Tenth story in the 'Stuck on the Slow Path' series.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - None - Series, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.01.29 - Updated: 2008.02.03 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 14405

With This Ring I Bind Thee by sarky_woman [Reviews - 1]
A chance discovery by Toshiko uncovers an object that makes Jack doubt the stability of his relationship with the Doctor. Jack/Doctor, Master/Doctor
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - None - Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), Toshiko Sato
Series: Stuck on the Slow Path
Published: 2008.01.16 - Updated: 2008.01.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3942



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