A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

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Stories by x_los [41] Favorite Stories and Series [2] Favorite Authors [3]
Girl!Crack Universe by x_los [Reviews - 0]
Femslash AU bits I wrote /quite/ early on.
Other Doctors, Tenth Doctor - - None - Alternate Universe, Femslash, Fluff, Romance, Slash
Characters: None
Open: Yes

Goosnake!Master by x_los [Reviews - 0]
The legend continues.
Eighth Doctor - - None - Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: None
Open: Yes

Killing the Groundhog: A Controlled Outcome by x_los [Reviews - 0]
The original and the coda. In which the Master does not enjoy time paradoxes, Jo's opinions on fashion, Agatha Christie's later works or the Doctor's proclivity to resort to date-rape drugs to get out of talking about their past. In which the Master does enjoy pungee pits, Pimm's Cups and winning.
Third Doctor - - None - Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, UNIT, The Master (Delgado)
Open: No

Stories
"No, Seriously, The Enemy Within" by x_los [Reviews - 0]
The terrible origins of the later, longer goosnake!Master fic.
Eighth Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, Humor, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (8th), The Master (Roberts)
Series: Goosnake!Master
Published: 2010.02.11 - Updated: 2010.02.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 108

"What are grits, anyway?" by x_los [Reviews - 5]
Towards an explanation.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, Humor, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.12 - Updated: 2010.02.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 105

1913: A Must-Visit for Masters by x_los [Reviews - 0]
“The best thing since the whole ‘exiled to Earth’ farrago.”
Third Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Jacobi), The Master (Simm), The TARDIS, The TARDIS, The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.09 - Updated: 2010.02.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1382

A Very Original Sin by x_los [Reviews - 9]
“Just my friendly pet goosnake. He makes a much better companion than a cat: just as independent, sheds less hair, and he's very hypoallergenic.” After the TVM, Eight acquires an unorthodox companion.
Eighth Doctor, Other Era - Adult - Explicit Sex - Fluff, Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (8th), The Master (Roberts), Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Series: Goosnake!Master
Published: 2010.02.07 - Updated: 2010.02.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6797

Cafestrovalva by x_los [Reviews - 6]
“You could very easily be poisoning these people. You might be attempting to weaken this time line by feeding it a steady diet of anachronisms—softening it up in preparation for a larger plan. You might, Master, be capable of anything. Or at least of anything but running a tea shop.”
Eighth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Alternate Universe, Fluff, Romance, Slash
Characters: Original Companion, The Doctor (8th), The Master (Jacobi)
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.16 - Updated: 2010.10.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 13390

Civil as an Orange by x_los [Reviews - 0]
Coda to Killing the Groundhog. The morning after. FLUFF.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: Killing the Groundhog: A Controlled Outcome
Published: 2010.02.09 - Updated: 2010.02.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2175

Cooks in the Kitchen by x_los [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor's TARDIS interprets 'lock your coordinates' as 'return to the last time your coordinates were locked.' The Brig isn't sure about the Doctor's new lab assistant. The Master hates Old Spice. Delgado!Master just wants Ten to eat more.
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Fluff, Humor, Slash
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.05 - Updated: 2010.02.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3981

Doctor Who and the Terrible Heron by x_los [Reviews - 4]
The Doctor's sandwich-thieving reaps its terrible karmic reward.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Fluff, Humor
Characters: Jo Grant
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.12 - Updated: 2010.05.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1456

Drink Your Milkshake by x_los [Reviews - 3]
In which being mortal enemies now doesn't necessarily mean you can't call it off for holidays. (Unholy levels of fluff)
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.07 - Updated: 2010.02.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1733

Failure Rate by x_los [Reviews - 3]
Crack!Response to Survival. The Master employs amazing long-term pick-up strategies, at the expense of the Doctor's sanity and the life of Bernaz, a sentient Muskrat.
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (7th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.11 - Updated: 2010.02.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2266

Five Failed Schemes for Universal Domination by x_los [Reviews - 2]
ushas42 asked for my "top five 'take over everything' Master!plots that we never saw because the Doctor foiled them off screen, someone else foiled them, or they just fell apart on their own. In chronological order.
Third Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Other Era - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor
Characters: Irving Braxiatel, The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (8th), The Master (Academy era), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Roberts)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.07 - Updated: 2010.02.07 - Chapters: 5 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 549

Five Times Lord Braxiatel Had Occasion to Regret The Doctor’s Exile Very Deeply Indeed (And One Time He Wished The Doctor Would Just Sod Off Forever) by x_los [Reviews - 8]
The Doctor is many things to many people, but to Irving Braxiatel he is the universe's most annoying little brother.
First Doctor, Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - None - Character Study, Humor, Missing Scene, Romance, Standalone
Characters: Evelyn Smythe, Evelyn Smythe, Irving Braxiatel, Leela, Leela, Peri Brown, Peri Brown, Peri Brown, Romana II, Romana II, Susan Foreman, Susan Foreman, Tegan Jovanka, Tegan Jovanka, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (5th), Th
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.18 - Updated: 2010.05.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8119

Fourteen by x_los [Reviews - 4]
"They were sleeping together at eight. In the literal ‘sharing a bed’ sense."
Other Era - Adult - None - Fluff, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Master (Academy era), The Rani (Academy era)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.09 - Updated: 2010.02.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3411

Frailties by x_los [Reviews - 3]
H/C with a touch of angst, a dash of crack, and one very obsessive, lightly concussed Master.
Fifth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.11 - Updated: 2010.02.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2304

Golden Retriever by x_los [Reviews - 0]
The dog mentioned in girl!crack has its day.
Other Doctors - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Femslash, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (Other), The Master (Other)
Series: Girl!Crack Universe
Published: 2010.02.12 - Updated: 2010.02.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 120

Heart Heard Of, Ghost Guessed by x_los [Reviews - 4]
Stealing the contents of the Matrix from Gallifrey’s capitol is easy! And so is a desperate, naïve Theta Sigma. Depending on where you are in your personal time-line.
Third Doctor, Other Era, Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Doctor (Academy era), The Master (Academy era), The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.09 - Updated: 2010.02.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 11771

Imaginary Worlds by x_los [Reviews - 3]
Koschei can't just ask if Theta fancies him. That'd be far too easy. In which there is some dubious consent and a lot of mind sex.
Fifth Doctor, Other Era - Adult - Explicit Sex, Non-Con - Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (Academy era), The Master (Academy era), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.09 - Updated: 2010.02.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3981

Intoxication by x_los [Reviews - 6]
Ushas is the universe's most long-suffering female friend, and by all rights she should either kill Theta and Koschei or send them to Alcohol Enabled Idiotically Besotted Sex Addicts Anonymous. Separate centers, to prevent backsliding.
Sixth Doctor, Other Era - Teen - None - Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (6th), The Master (Ainley), The Rani, The Doctor (Academy era), The Master (Academy era), The Rani (Academy era)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.07 - Updated: 2010.02.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5820

Just Dandy by x_los [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor has something of a clothes fetish. The Master's a terrible enabler. The line between 'fashion-plate' and 'spoiled' is a thin one. (Post-Axos Safe Earth, Cohabitation AU)
Third Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.07 - Updated: 2010.02.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2525

Killing the Groundhog: A Controlled Outcome by x_los [Reviews - 0]
In which the Master does not enjoy time paradoxes, Jo's opinions on fashion, Agatha Christie's later works or the Doctor's proclivity to resort to date-rape drugs to get out of talking about their past. In which the Master does enjoy pungee pits, Pimms and winning.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), UNIT
Series: Killing the Groundhog: A Controlled Outcome
Published: 2010.02.09 - Updated: 2010.02.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7043

Less Subtle by x_los [Reviews - 1]
The flavor-text of the Laser Screwdriver toy advertisement describes it as "a less subtle version of the Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver."
Tenth Doctor - Adult - None - Drabble, Humor, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.11 - Updated: 2010.02.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 103

Maintenance by x_los [Reviews - 1]
Think of it as an Axos AU ending, only without Earth-death. Utter fluff. The Master is not annoyed by the Doctor's choice to spend all his time mucking about with their common-property TARDIS. Except for how he is.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.07 - Updated: 2010.02.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1846

Mechanical Aptitude by x_los [Reviews - 0]
"Over the Master's ratcheting cries the Doctor, teeth grit, sounding almost bored, insisted on course corrections."
Other Doctors - Adult - Explicit Sex - Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The Master (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.09 - Updated: 2010.02.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1639

My Little Who Fandom by x_los [Reviews - 1]
Ponies!Crack.
Other Doctors - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Humor, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (Other), The Master (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.11 - Updated: 2010.02.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 169

Quite Contrary by x_los [Reviews - 2]
In a parallel universe the Doctor and the Mistress have been chasing each other around the universe. A collision with their male equivalents is not a terribly surprising development.
Other Doctors, Tenth Doctor - Adult - None - Alternate Universe, Femslash, Fluff, Humor, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), The Doctor (Other), The Master (Other)
Series: Girl!Crack Universe
Published: 2010.02.12 - Updated: 2010.02.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2810

Share/Spill by x_los [Reviews - 1]
It's nearly impossible to shake your cultural heritage. Especially when you kind of get off on it.
Other Era, Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Explicit Violence - Angst, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), The Doctor (Academy era), The Master (Academy era)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.11 - Updated: 2010.02.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1428

Short Time Horizons by x_los [Reviews - 0]
"A man is the sum of his memories, you know. A Time Lord even more so." A bitter-sweet peace for the Doctor and the Master.
Seventh Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (7th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.11 - Updated: 2010.02.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2432

Silk Tie by x_los [Reviews - 1]
Eroding their common ground.
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.09 - Updated: 2010.02.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 671

Silver Bells, and Cockle Shells by x_los [Reviews - 1]
Requested coda to Quite Contrary. Yet more morning after fluff.
Other Doctors, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Alternate Universe, Femslash, Fluff, Humor, Slash
Characters: Astrid Peth, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), The Doctor (Other), The Master (Other)
Series: Girl!Crack Universe
Published: 2010.02.12 - Updated: 2010.02.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1135

Snow--A Meeting by x_los [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor is rescued from an ice storm, only to be placed in a still more awkward position.
Eighth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Adult - None - Fluff, Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Master (Jacobi), The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.07 - Updated: 2010.02.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4483

Society for Creative Anachronism by x_los [Reviews - 0]
Ten and Ainley!Master do the Ren Faire.
Fifth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.11 - Updated: 2010.02.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 106

Sunshine by x_los [Reviews - 0]
Eradicating a centuries-long infatuation is difficult, but there are ways.
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (7th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.07 - Updated: 2010.02.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1818

Supreme Courtship by x_los [Reviews - 0]
From the Best Enemies Kink Meme: "Legally Blonde (the musical) crossover, Ainley!Master/Davison!Callahan. The Master is surprised to find an older version of the Doctor working as a cutthroat lawyer, but it's okay because older men are hot." Now with more Eight and Lucie, because Sheridan Smith!Elle Woods could not be ignored.
Fifth Doctor, Eighth Doctor - Adult - None - Crossover, Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley), Lucie Miller, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.09.24 - Updated: 2010.09.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6023

Swallowing Animals One by One by x_los [Reviews - 0]
Biscuits, obsession, astrophysics and sexgames. A twisty little Season 6b ficlet: weird and dark and yes, heavily reliant on the prompt.
Second Doctor - Teen - None - Slash
Characters: The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.07 - Updated: 2010.02.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1572

The Crane Wife by x_los [Reviews - 9]
The Doctor, a half-human renegade Time Lord who's never so much as set foot on his father's home world, has had a really rotten day. As if dying weren't bad enough, now he's facing the auction block. The renegade Time Lord Emperor of Hestin makes an ill-starred impulse buy.
Fifth Doctor, Other Era - Adult - Explicit Sex - Alternate Universe, Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: Bernice Summerfield, Nyssa, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley), Turlough
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.04 - Updated: 2010.05.05 - Chapters: 8 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 70783

The Final Game by x_los [Reviews - 10]
In which the Master wins, and the Doctor's attempts to talk his way out of it prove less than successful. Darkfic with consent issues.
Third Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Non-Con - Angst, Romance, Slash
Characters: Jo Grant, Mike Yates, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.06 - Updated: 2008.07.06 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 19166

The Moment Has Been Prepared For by x_los [Reviews - 0]
From the Best Enemies Kink Meme, "Four/Ainley - sex at Logopolis, in which they genuinely connect and the Doctor thinks the Master isn't so bad after all." Now with more DOOM. Also a Prelude to Scarf Destruction.
Fourth Doctor - Adult - None - Angst, Missing Scene, Slash
Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (4th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2010.09.24 - Updated: 2010.09.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3955

The Sweet Cheat Gone by x_los [Reviews - 1]
The third Doctor is surprised and upset to see the Master with another man. Perhaps the worst part about it is that he doesn't understand what the Master could possibly see in someone who goes around wearing celery like it's a sartorial statement.
Third Doctor, Fifth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Angst, Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: Jo Grant, The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2011.02.15 - Updated: 2011.02.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7452

Undone.Unhinged.Unwavering. by x_los [Reviews - 0]
“They had a lot in common."
Fifth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.11 - Updated: 2010.02.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 531

What Rassilon Hath Joined Together... by x_los [Reviews - 3]
Utter crack. After Five Doctors, the Doctor fails to escape Responsibility and, to add insult to injury, is presented with a long-outstanding marriage contract.
Fifth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Fluff, Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.09 - Updated: 2010.02.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7481

When I Am King by x_los [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor indulges in a bit of disaster tourism.
Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), Other Character(s), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.11 - Updated: 2010.02.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4193



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