A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:johne (John Elliott)
Member Since:2007.08.25
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Stories by johne [38] Favorite Stories and Series [3] Favorite Authors [0]
Holiday Jobs by johne [Reviews - 0]
Solo adventures for Zoë, set after she parted from the Doctor.
Second Doctor - - None - Action/Adventure, General, Mystery
Characters: None
Open: No

Really Stretching UNIT Dating by johne [Reviews - 1]
No-one can agree exactly when the UNIT stories are set. So they could have been in any year. Of any century.
Third Doctor - - None - Alternate Universe, Crossover, General, Humor, Series
Characters: None
Open: Yes

Stories
A Better Way by johne [Reviews - 6]
Clyde's left to clean up. Episode tag to The Gift, and contains spoilers for the ending of that serial.
Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: Clyde Langer, Mr. Smith
Series: None
Published: 2009.11.21 - Updated: 2009.11.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 448

A Fair Cop by johne [Reviews - 4]
You can't take Zoë anywhere (Star Trek Enterprise crossover).
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Drabble, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (2nd), Zoe Herriot
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.11 - Updated: 2009.01.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

A Turn In The Park by johne [Reviews - 4]
Liz, the Brigadier, and a cliché.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Liz Shaw
Series: None
Published: 2009.05.15 - Updated: 2009.05.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 549

Afternoon Off by johne [Reviews - 11]
Jamie and Peri wait for their respective Doctors to return.
Second Doctor, Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Peri Brown
Series: None
Published: 2009.10.20 - Updated: 2009.10.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 537

An Escape Plan by johne [Reviews - 1]
How might Episode 9 of The War Games have gone, had Martha been part of the TARDIS crew?
Second Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Standalone
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Martha Jones, The Doctor (2nd), Zoe Heriot
Series: None
Published: 2009.08.24 - Updated: 2009.08.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1495

Assorted challenges by johne [Reviews - 12]
Drabbles, double-drabbles and flash-fics written for various challenges.
Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Drabble, General, Humor, Mixed
Characters: Christopher Cwej, Jamie McCrimmon, Jamie McCrimmon, Jo Grant, Jo Grant, Lucie Miller, Lucie Miller, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Romana I, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, Roslyn Forrester, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, Tegan Jovanka, T
Series: None
Published: 2009.08.02 - Updated: 2010.02.10 - Chapters: 32 - Completed: No - Word Count: 4127

Business as Usual by johne [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor, Jo and UNIT investigate a haunted house. Oh, and the year is 1793.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Standalone
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Mike Yates, The Doctor (3rd)
Series: Really Stretching UNIT Dating
Published: 2010.05.14 - Updated: 2010.05.14 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 12945

But Here Shows Much Amiss by johne [Reviews - 4]
It's been a bad day for Martha and Jo. And a worse day for everyone else.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Angst, Drama
Characters: Jo Grant, Martha Jones
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.11.29 - Updated: 2009.11.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 908

Child of the Gods by johne [Reviews - 4]
Vicki took the name Cressida, married Troilus, and made a life for herself with the refugees of fallen Troy. But now a man has come among them who claims to be a demigod, and he's killing anyone who gets in his way.
First Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Crossover, Drama, General, Standalone
Characters: Vicki
Series: None
Published: 2010.01.30 - Updated: 2010.01.30 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3893

Close Encounter by johne [Reviews - 6]
Samantha Briggs and Jean Rock (from 'The Faceless Ones') investigate rumours of an unidentified flying object.
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Standalone
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2010.03.21 - Updated: 2010.03.21 - Chapters: 8 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 12329

Close to the Wind by johne [Reviews - 2]
Rose and the Doctor visit London in 1899. Set after 'Aliens of London / World War III'.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Drabble, Humor
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.02.12 - Updated: 2009.02.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Extra-Curricular Activity by johne [Reviews - 6]
Some years after The War Games, Zoë receives an unusual job offer.
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama, General
Characters: Zoe Herriot
Series: Holiday Jobs
Published: 2009.01.17 - Updated: 2009.01.17 - Chapters: 8 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 12055

Flying Visit by johne [Reviews - 0]
The head of Torchwood Three catches a couple of trespassers.
Other Doctors, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Crossover, Drabble, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.29 - Updated: 2009.01.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Getting the Boot by johne [Reviews - 3]
Samantha Briggs and Jamie are on a very important mission, which has led them to the Duke of Wellington's bedroom.
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Other Character(s), The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.19 - Updated: 2010.02.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 997

Got There In The End by johne [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor asks Heather about her family.
Second Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, General, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.03.18 - Updated: 2010.03.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Jamie's Angels in: Uninvited by johne [Reviews - 17]
Everyone else is at the Christmas lunch. Donna's in the office on her own — at least, until a rather dubious plumber shows up.
Second Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Donna Noble, Jamie McCrimmon, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), The Doctor (2nd), Victoria Waterfield, Zoe Herriot
Series: None
Published: 2009.12.11 - Updated: 2009.12.11 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4811

Keeping Her Hand In by johne [Reviews - 0]
We all have our hobbies. Zoë's is investigating the unknown.
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Standalone
Characters: Zoe Herriot
Series: Holiday Jobs
Published: 2010.05.12 - Updated: 2010.05.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2496

Look Who's Talking: The Expert by johne [Reviews - 1]
Miss Foster gets to look after some actual toddlers. To be precise, baby versions of two Doctors, one Master, and plenty of companions. What could possibly go wrong?
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, General, Humor
Characters: Adric, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Liz Shaw, Lucy Saxon, Martha Jones, Nyssa, Peri Brown, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.26 - Updated: 2010.07.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3372

Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places by johne [Reviews - 2]
Two Valentine-themed ficlets.
Second Doctor, Other Era - All Ages - None - Fluff, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, The Daleks, The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.15 - Updated: 2010.02.15 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1001

Losing Face by johne [Reviews - 1]
Set in, and diverges from, Episode 2 of The Faceless Ones. Who is the mysterious Michelle, and why does she want Jamie's body?
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Standalone
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Other Character(s), Polly Wright
Series: None
Published: 2009.12.06 - Updated: 2009.12.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2613

Mayhap You'll Never See Such Another by johne [Reviews - 0]
Inspector Morose finds a professor. Just not the professor he's looking for.
Other Era - All Ages - None - Crossover, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2009.02.04 - Updated: 2009.02.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1242

Midsummer Dreams by johne [Reviews - 2]
Jamie remembers.
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Standalone
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon
Series: None
Published: 2009.06.21 - Updated: 2009.06.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Murder at the Mill by johne [Reviews - 3]
The case is solved, the killer in custody. But Sherlock Holmes has some loose ends to tie up.
First Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (1st)
Series: None
Published: 2009.05.31 - Updated: 2009.05.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1016

Nominative Determinism by johne [Reviews - 12]
Still trying to recruit former companions' children, the Tenth Doctor pays a visit to Pete's World.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: It will Come for your Children
Published: 2010.03.27 - Updated: 2010.03.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 546

Once Bitten, Twice Shy by johne [Reviews - 6]
The Doctor's quest for new companions runs into opposition from Peri and her husband.
Sixth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Humor
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (10th)
Series: It will Come for your Children
Published: 2010.03.18 - Updated: 2010.03.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Pass the Doctor by johne [Reviews - 3]
What if the Tenth Doctor had managed to hold off his regeneration for even longer?
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, General, Standalone
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th), Zoe Heriot
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.02 - Updated: 2010.07.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1980

Plumbing's Very Important by johne [Reviews - 2]
Can the Doctor save Rose from the rising waters before it's too late?
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor, Poetry
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.08.15 - Updated: 2009.08.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Relaxation and Recreation by johne [Reviews - 10]
On a holiday she never wanted to take, Zoë finds herself investigating a mysterious death.
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Mystery
Characters: Zoe Herriot
Series: Holiday Jobs
Published: 2009.11.17 - Updated: 2009.12.06 - Chapters: 20 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 35155

Rumour, Painted full of Tongues by johne [Reviews - 4]
Where do the tabloids get all their stories from? Particularly the ones about that wildly popular television series, Professor X?
Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Humor, Satire, Vignette
Characters: Clyde Langer, Rani Chandra, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None
Published: 2009.03.28 - Updated: 2009.03.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 273

Suspended Sentence by johne [Reviews - 3]
History says that Dodo Chaplet was shot dead in the bedsit she shared with her lover. The Time Lord Victorious has other ideas.
First Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Drama, General
Characters: Dodo Chaplet, The Doctor (10th)
Series: It will Come for your Children
Published: 2010.04.30 - Updated: 2010.04.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 941

The Guilty Party by johne [Reviews - 6]
It's the only way to end a detective mystery. Gather all the suspects in the drawing room and reveal the murderer.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Humor, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.14 - Updated: 2010.02.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 453

The Hounds of Heaven by johne [Reviews - 1]
Bishop Octavian (who isn't a Bishop yet) and Time Agent Jack Harkness (who hasn't started calling himself that yet) have tracked down a notorious war criminal.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Standalone
Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.10 - Updated: 2010.07.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1103

The Investigators by johne [Reviews - 2]
She's an up-and-coming photographer in swinging London. She's a genius from the future who's working as a model to make ends meet. Together, they fight crime!
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Other Character(s), Zoe Herriot
Series: None
Published: 2010.03.09 - Updated: 2010.03.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1839

The Path of Duty by johne [Reviews - 2]
Lucie left the Doctor of her own free will. Now it seems the Time Lords have another job for him and her. But he's no longer the man she knew, and she isn't the only companion in the TARDIS either.
Other Doctors, Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Drama, General
Characters: Lucie Miller, The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The Master (Other), The Master (Other), Victoria Waterfield
Series: None
Published: 2010.01.10 - Updated: 2010.01.24 - Chapters: 15 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 28830

Think Before You Drink by johne [Reviews - 4]
Victoria makes an important discovery slightly too late. (double-drabble)
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Drabble, Humor, Vignette
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Victoria Waterfield
Series: None
Published: 2009.03.14 - Updated: 2009.03.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 193

This Takes Me Right Back by johne [Reviews - 8]
This time Ten thinks Zoë's son will make a splendid companion.
Second Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (10th), Zoe Herriot
Series: It will Come for your Children
Published: 2010.03.18 - Updated: 2010.03.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Thy Ravish'd Hair by johne [Reviews - 2]
Brighton, 1954. The Phantom Head Shaver stalks the city, relieving innocent citizens of their hair while they sleep. And the Doctor and Rose are in town.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Humor
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.09.22 - Updated: 2009.09.22 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3299

Weapons Test by johne [Reviews - 0]
The Daleks discover another tetrasyllable.
Other Era - All Ages - None - Crossover, Drabble, General
Characters: The Daleks
Series: None
Published: 2009.03.02 - Updated: 2009.03.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100



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