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| Penname: | nonelvis () |
| Member Since: | 2007.07.06 |
| Website: | http://nonelvis.livejournal.com |
| I'm an old-skool Who fan who fell in love with the series all over again when the BBC revived it. | |
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| Stories by nonelvis [41] | Favorite Stories and Series [0] | Favorite Authors [10] |
| Across the Universe by nonelvis [Reviews - 0] Loosely connected stories about Rose and the duplicate Doctor finding their way in Pete's World and beyond. (Stories were not written chronologically and therefore do not have to be read in order.) Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - - Explicit Sex - Angst, Introspection, Mixed, Romance Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), Rory Williams, Ace McShane, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th), The Doctor (11th), Amy Pond Open: No |
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| 2% of Martha's Awesomeness by nonelvis [Reviews - 4] Eighteen 100-word drabbles and two ficlets written as part of the lifeonmartha LJ comm's "1,000 Drabbles of Awesome" challenge. Includes crossovers with QI and the Thomas Pynchon novel Gravity's Rainbow. Multi-Era - Teen - None - Angst, Crossover, Femslash, Het Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Romana II, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (Other) Series: None Published: 2007.12.30 - Updated: 2007.12.30 - Chapters: 20 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2845 |
| 20 Questions by nonelvis [Reviews - 8] Two men, a stopwatch, and a game. Teensy spoilers for "Cyberwoman" and "They Keep Killing Suzie." Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP, Slash Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness Series: None Published: 2007.07.06 - Updated: 2007.07.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 767 |
| A Long Night Is Full of Dreams by nonelvis [Reviews - 2] Five days -- and six nights -- in the life of Martha Jones. Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - None - Character Study, Introspection Characters: Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Owen Harper, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato Series: None Published: 2007.09.22 - Updated: 2007.09.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2769 |
| An Excellent Plan by nonelvis [Reviews - 2] The Doctor has a complicated term for what Amy's got in mind – "spatiotemporal duplicative autosexualisation" – but as far as Amy's concerned, it's just "fun." Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Femslash, PWP Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th) Series: None Published: 2011.03.30 - Updated: 2011.03.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 859 |
| Are You Sure? by nonelvis [Reviews - 10] Are you sure you want to read this? Because if you do, things will never be the same again. Fourth Doctor, Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Humor Characters: Romana II, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (9th), The Master (Other) Series: None Published: 2007.08.28 - Updated: 2007.08.28 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2071 |
| Arms and the Man by nonelvis [Reviews - 1] Nefertiti and Riddell, afterwards. Eleventh Doctor - Adult - BDSM - Het Characters: Other Character(s) Series: None Published: 2012.09.13 - Updated: 2012.09.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1465 |
| Booty Call by nonelvis [Reviews - 4] That phone that was never, ever supposed to ring was ringing again. Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th) Series: None Published: 2013.04.12 - Updated: 2013.04.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1799 |
| British Summer Time by nonelvis [Reviews - 2] The end of British Summer Time is a very different experience for Time Lords. Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP Characters: River Song, The Doctor (11th) Series: None Published: 2011.12.30 - Updated: 2011.12.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 931 |
| Capacitance by nonelvis [Reviews - 3] Christina receives an unexpected visitor, and an equally unexpected adventure. Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Het Characters: Lady Christina de Souza, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2009.05.20 - Updated: 2009.05.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2650 |
| Clean-Up on Aisle Three ... by nonelvis [Reviews - 4] A grocery-store clerk's ordinary life takes an extraordinary turn. Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure Characters: The Doctor (8th) Series: None Published: 2010.05.12 - Updated: 2010.05.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2467 |
| Conversations With the Flesh by nonelvis [Reviews - 1] "You're just a vat of bubbling goo," Cleaves said. "I don't know why I care about your welfare. You've brought me nothing but trouble." Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Introspection Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (11th) Series: None Published: 2011.07.22 - Updated: 2011.07.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5107 |
| Cross Connections by nonelvis [Reviews - 1] The duplicate Doctor, Romana and the Master all have a bone to pick with the Doctor. Now, if they could only get that dimension cannon working again. Fourth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Humor, Mixed Characters: Romana II, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th), The Master (Simm) Series: None Published: 2009.08.11 - Updated: 2009.08.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2978 |
| Echoes by nonelvis [Reviews - 6] He keeps River close not just because he loves her, and not just out of fear of her fate – she's somewhere safe to stand while the ground crumbles round him. Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Drama, Het, Romance Characters: River Song, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS Series: None Published: 2009.12.23 - Updated: 2009.12.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4577 |
| Fake Palindromes by nonelvis [Reviews - 10] She's so like his Ace, and yet so different. The duplicate Doctor meets the parallel universe version of an old companion. Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Drama, Het, Introspection Characters: Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th) Series: Across the Universe Published: 2009.02.28 - Updated: 2009.02.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6110 |
| Grounded by nonelvis [Reviews - 2] Stranded on an asteroid, the Doctor and Donna each learn something about their friendship. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2013.02.27 - Updated: 2013.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3372 |
| Heartbeats by nonelvis [Reviews - 10] "You can stay here as long as you like," Delirium says. "Except I think that won't be nearly long enough." (Crossover with Neil Gaiman's Sandman series.) Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Crossover, General Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th) Series: None Published: 2008.03.05 - Updated: 2008.03.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2492 |
| Inappropriate by nonelvis [Reviews - 5] PWP, in which Rose decides to give things "a little push." Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2007.10.03 - Updated: 2007.10.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2763 |
| Kinkmeme Stories by nonelvis [Reviews - 59] Collected ficlets from the kinkmemes at community.livejournal.com/sizeofthatthing and community.livejournal.com/eleventy_kink. Fourth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - Adult - BDSM, Explicit Sex, Swearing - Angst, Crossover, Femslash, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, PWP, Slash Characters: Ace McShane, Amy Pond, Amy Pond, Craig Owens, Donna Noble, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jackie Tyler, Jake Simmonds, Jake Simmonds, Jamie McCrimmon, Jenny, Lucy Saxon, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Mickey Smith, Mickey Smith, Professor Yana, River Song, River Song, River S Series: None Published: 2008.06.22 - Updated: 2012.12.31 - Chapters: 48 - Completed: No - Word Count: 56146 |
| Knot by nonelvis [Reviews - 1] A long day on the job, unexpected visitors, and home appliances just don't mix. Multi-Era - All Ages - None - None Characters: Jack Harkness Series: None Published: 2007.07.08 - Updated: 2007.07.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 117 |
| Leap in the Dark by nonelvis [Reviews - 7] The 10th Doctor and Donna crash an unusual party, and discover they aren't the only uninvited guests. Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, General, Mystery Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2008.03.08 - Updated: 2008.03.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8183 |
| Opportunity by nonelvis [Reviews - 4] Reinette is accustomed to seizing opportunity, and the Doctor is opportunity waiting to be grasped. Tenth Doctor - Adult - BDSM, Explicit Sex - Het, Missing Scene, PWP Characters: Madame de Pompadour, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2007.11.17 - Updated: 2007.11.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1854 |
| Postscript by nonelvis [Reviews - 1] Romana finally turns up after years of exile ... and she's got robbery on her mind. Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Romance Characters: River Song, Romana II, The Doctor (11th) Series: None Published: 2013.01.30 - Updated: 2013.01.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3791 |
| Punch-Drunk by nonelvis [Reviews - 9] Being Rose's designated driver is a lot more emotionally complicated than the Doctor expected. Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Hurt/Comfort Characters: Rose Tyler Series: None Published: 2013.03.30 - Updated: 2013.03.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2002 |
| Six Lessons by nonelvis [Reviews - 9] Five things Anita learned from River Song, and one thing River learned from Anita. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - None Characters: Other Character(s), River Song Series: None Published: 2010.03.23 - Updated: 2010.03.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2422 |
| Souvenirs by nonelvis [Reviews - 2] His weakness for humans persisted with every body. Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Het Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (Duplicate 10th) Series: Across the Universe Published: 2010.09.20 - Updated: 2010.09.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2388 |
| The Best Help in the Universe by nonelvis [Reviews - 5] Just who was that woman in the shop, anyway? Other Doctors, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - None Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald Series: None Published: 2013.06.14 - Updated: 2013.06.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 934 |
| The Five-Ish Stages of Grief by nonelvis [Reviews - 3] "I could be wrong," the Doctor said, "but I'm fairly certain 'rebound sex' is not one of the five stages of grief." Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Het, Romance Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th) Series: Across the Universe Published: 2012.01.19 - Updated: 2012.01.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2813 |
| The Less Than Perfect Daughter by nonelvis [Reviews - 3] Martha is pregnant, but Rose just won't take responsibility. How can the Doctor convince his companion that sometimes in this life, you've got to step up and do domestic? (Written for violetisblue's Afterschool Special prompt on the LJ churchontime comm.) Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Femslash, Humor, Mixed Characters: Martha Jones, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2008.04.11 - Updated: 2008.04.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2892 |
| The Perils of Picnicking by nonelvis [Reviews - 1] The Doctor discovers there are all kinds of consequences to picnicking without a licence on Cygnus IV. Fourth Doctor, Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Het Characters: Romana I, The Doctor (11th) Series: None Published: 2011.12.28 - Updated: 2011.12.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 713 |
| The Power of Cheese by nonelvis [Reviews - 3] Sex, or a toasted cheese sandwich? The eternal dilemma. Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het Characters: River Song, The Doctor (11th) Series: None Published: 2010.10.04 - Updated: 2010.10.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 854 |
| The Real Thing by nonelvis [Reviews - 3] Ten, Donna, Jack, and a bed. Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Mixed, PWP Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2008.06.08 - Updated: 2008.06.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2546 |
| The Replacement by nonelvis [Reviews - 3] Jack unexpectedly causes an international incident, and when the Doctor's diplomatic solution fails, it's up to Donna to save the world with her magnificent breasts. (Written for prompt #68 in the Donna Noble ficafest, "The time Donna's cleavage saved the world.") Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Humor Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2008.05.22 - Updated: 2008.05.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3512 |
| The Sum of Their Memories by nonelvis [Reviews - 2] The Doctor doesn't want to be alone. River doesn't want him to be alone. But he never expected her to fix the problem like this. Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst Characters: River Song, River Song, Romana II, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (11th) Series: None Published: 2012.08.02 - Updated: 2012.08.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7774 |
| Thirteen Steps by nonelvis [Reviews - 12] A man is defined by his relationships as much as his actions. Thirteen 100-word drabbles, one for each Doctor. Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study Characters: Jack Harkness, Jamie McCrimmon, Liz Shaw, Martha Jones, Peri Brown, Romana I, Romana II, Rose Tyler, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th) Series: None Published: 2007.11.02 - Updated: 2007.11.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1324 |
| Time Enough for Love by nonelvis [Reviews - 1] To quote Ianto: "There are lots of things you can do with a stopwatch." Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, PWP Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2008.11.19 - Updated: 2008.11.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2214 |
| Unpacking by nonelvis [Reviews - 7] Sooner or later, you have to close every box you've opened. Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2007.08.05 - Updated: 2007.08.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4527 |
| When Dreams Do Show Thee Me by nonelvis [Reviews - 2] The spying has to stop. It's beneath him. Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Het, Introspection Characters: Amy Pond, The Doctor (11th) Series: None Published: 2011.12.12 - Updated: 2011.12.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1937 |
| Within My Reach by nonelvis [Reviews - 3] Martha's dreams lead her to an alien artifact – and a decision about her future. Seventh Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Mystery Characters: Ace McShane, Martha Jones, Mickey Smith Series: None Published: 2010.08.30 - Updated: 2010.08.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2712 |
| Without a Hitch by nonelvis [Reviews - 11] Nine wakes up in Vegas married to one of his former companions. (Written for jade_starlight as part of the LJ comm churchontime ficathon.) Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Romance, Vignette Characters: Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (9th) Series: None Published: 2008.04.26 - Updated: 2008.04.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2652 |
| Wrong Turn on the Way to Albuquerque by nonelvis [Reviews - 10] The other time the Doctor made an unusual entrance. (Minor spoilers for "Vampires in Venice.") Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Humor Characters: Amy Pond, The Doctor (11th) Series: None Published: 2010.05.10 - Updated: 2010.05.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 905 |
| You That Way; We This Way by nonelvis [Reviews - 4] It isn’t as though the Doctor intended to visit Rose and his duplicate. At least, that’s what he tries to tell himself. Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Het Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (Duplicate 10th) Series: Across the Universe Published: 2008.09.05 - Updated: 2008.09.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5360 |
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