A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:nonelvis (Anna Livingston)
Member Since:2007.07.06
Website:http://nonelvis.livejournal.com
I'm an old-skool Who fan who fell in love with the series all over again when the BBC revived it.
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Stories by nonelvis [47] Favorite Stories and Series [0] Favorite Authors [10]
Across the Universe by nonelvis [Reviews - 0]
Loosely connected stories about Rose and the duplicate Doctor finding their way in Pete's World and beyond. (Stories were not written chronologically and therefore do not have to be read in order.)
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - - Explicit Sex - Angst, Introspection, Mixed, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), Rory Williams, Ace McShane, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th), The Doctor (11th), Amy Pond
Open: No

Stories
2% of Martha's Awesomeness by nonelvis [Reviews - 4]
Eighteen 100-word drabbles and two ficlets written as part of the lifeonmartha LJ comm's "1,000 Drabbles of Awesome" challenge. Includes crossovers with QI and the Thomas Pynchon novel Gravity's Rainbow.
Multi-Era - Teen - None - Angst, Crossover, Femslash, Het
Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Romana II, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2007.12.30 - Updated: 2007.12.30 - Chapters: 20 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2845

20 Questions by nonelvis [Reviews - 8]
Two men, a stopwatch, and a game. Teensy spoilers for "Cyberwoman" and "They Keep Killing Suzie."
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2007.07.06 - Updated: 2007.07.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 767

A Long Night Is Full of Dreams by nonelvis [Reviews - 2]
Five days -- and six nights -- in the life of Martha Jones.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - None - Character Study, Introspection
Characters: Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Owen Harper, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2007.09.22 - Updated: 2007.09.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2769

An Excellent Plan by nonelvis [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor has a complicated term for what Amy's got in mind – "spatiotemporal duplicative autosexualisation" – but as far as Amy's concerned, it's just "fun."
Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Femslash, PWP
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.03.30 - Updated: 2011.03.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 859

Are You Sure? by nonelvis [Reviews - 11]
Are you sure you want to read this? Because if you do, things will never be the same again.
Fourth Doctor, Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Humor
Characters: Romana II, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (9th), The Master (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2007.08.28 - Updated: 2007.08.28 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2071

Arms and the Man by nonelvis [Reviews - 1]
Nefertiti and Riddell, afterwards.
Eleventh Doctor - Adult - BDSM - Het
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2012.09.13 - Updated: 2012.09.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1465

Booty Call by nonelvis [Reviews - 5]
That phone that was never, ever supposed to ring was ringing again.
Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.04.12 - Updated: 2013.04.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1799

British Summer Time by nonelvis [Reviews - 2]
The end of British Summer Time is a very different experience for Time Lords.
Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP
Characters: River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.12.30 - Updated: 2011.12.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 931

Capacitance by nonelvis [Reviews - 3]
Christina receives an unexpected visitor, and an equally unexpected adventure.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Het
Characters: Lady Christina de Souza, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.05.20 - Updated: 2009.05.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2650

Clean-Up on Aisle Three ... by nonelvis [Reviews - 11]
A grocery-store clerk's ordinary life takes an extraordinary turn.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.12 - Updated: 2010.05.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2467

Conversations With the Flesh by nonelvis [Reviews - 1]
"You're just a vat of bubbling goo," Cleaves said. "I don't know why I care about your welfare. You've brought me nothing but trouble."
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Introspection
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.07.22 - Updated: 2011.07.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5107

Cross Connections by nonelvis [Reviews - 2]
The duplicate Doctor, Romana and the Master all have a bone to pick with the Doctor. Now, if they could only get that dimension cannon working again.
Fourth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Humor, Mixed
Characters: Romana II, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2009.08.11 - Updated: 2009.08.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2978

Echoes by nonelvis [Reviews - 7]
He keeps River close not just because he loves her, and not just out of fear of her fate – she's somewhere safe to stand while the ground crumbles round him.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Drama, Het, Romance
Characters: River Song, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2009.12.23 - Updated: 2009.12.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4577

Fake Palindromes by nonelvis [Reviews - 11]
She's so like his Ace, and yet so different. The duplicate Doctor meets the parallel universe version of an old companion.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Drama, Het, Introspection
Characters: Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: Across the Universe
Published: 2009.02.28 - Updated: 2009.02.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6110

Grounded by nonelvis [Reviews - 3]
Stranded on an asteroid, the Doctor and Donna each learn something about their friendship.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.02.27 - Updated: 2013.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3372

Heartbeats by nonelvis [Reviews - 10]
"You can stay here as long as you like," Delirium says. "Except I think that won't be nearly long enough." (Crossover with Neil Gaiman's Sandman series.)
Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Crossover, General
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.05 - Updated: 2008.03.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2492

Hide and Seek by nonelvis [Reviews - 2]
Sometimes the things you most want to find are hidden in plain sight. (Co-written with nostalgia.)
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst
Characters: Donna Noble, River Song, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.06.28 - Updated: 2014.06.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3929

Inappropriate by nonelvis [Reviews - 6]
PWP, in which Rose decides to give things "a little push."
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.10.03 - Updated: 2007.10.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2763

Kinkmeme Stories by nonelvis [Reviews - 65]
Collected ficlets from the kinkmemes at community.livejournal.com/sizeofthatthing and community.livejournal.com/eleventy_kink.
First Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - Adult - BDSM, Explicit Sex, Swearing - Angst, Crossover, Femslash, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, PWP, Slash
Characters: Ace McShane, Amy Pond, Barbara Wright, Craig Owens, Donna Noble, Ian Chesterton, Jack Harkness, Jenny, Lucy Saxon, Martha Jones, Professor Yana, River Song, Romana II, Rose Tyler, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (6t
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.22 - Updated: 2014.06.18 - Chapters: 49 - Completed: No - Word Count: 57662

Knot by nonelvis [Reviews - 1]
A long day on the job, unexpected visitors, and home appliances just don't mix.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2007.07.08 - Updated: 2007.07.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 118

Leap in the Dark by nonelvis [Reviews - 7]
The 10th Doctor and Donna crash an unusual party, and discover they aren't the only uninvited guests.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, General, Mystery
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.08 - Updated: 2008.03.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8183

Light Is a Particle and a Wave by nonelvis [Reviews - 5]
The TARDIS never speaks in straight lines, but the Doctor doesn't need two points to connect.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Introspection, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (11th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2013.11.05 - Updated: 2013.11.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 555

Opportunity by nonelvis [Reviews - 5]
Reinette is accustomed to seizing opportunity, and the Doctor is opportunity waiting to be grasped.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - BDSM, Explicit Sex - Het, Missing Scene, PWP
Characters: Madame de Pompadour, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.11.17 - Updated: 2007.11.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1854

Ordinary Human Days by nonelvis [Reviews - 4]
This time with Amy and Rory was going to be different. (Eleven/Amy/Rory, Eleven/River)
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Het, Humor, Introspection, Mixed, Vignette
Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.09.21 - Updated: 2013.09.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4048

Postscript by nonelvis [Reviews - 1]
Romana finally turns up after years of exile ... and she's got robbery on her mind.
Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Romance
Characters: River Song, Romana II, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.01.30 - Updated: 2013.01.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3791

Punch-Drunk by nonelvis [Reviews - 9]
Being Rose's designated driver is a lot more emotionally complicated than the Doctor expected.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.30 - Updated: 2013.03.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2002

Six Lessons by nonelvis [Reviews - 9]
Five things Anita learned from River Song, and one thing River learned from Anita.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Other Character(s), River Song
Series: None
Published: 2010.03.23 - Updated: 2010.03.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2422

Souvenirs by nonelvis [Reviews - 3]
His weakness for humans persisted with every body.
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Het
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: Across the Universe
Published: 2010.09.20 - Updated: 2010.09.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2388

Tangrams by nonelvis [Reviews - 3]
River Song unexpectedly arrives on Pete's World. What could possibly go wrong?
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Mixed
Characters: River Song, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: Across the Universe
Published: 2013.11.11 - Updated: 2013.11.15 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 16251

The Best Help in the Universe by nonelvis [Reviews - 5]
Just who was that woman in the shop, anyway?
Other Doctors, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald
Series: None
Published: 2013.06.14 - Updated: 2013.06.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 934

The Five-Ish Stages of Grief by nonelvis [Reviews - 5]
"I could be wrong," the Doctor said, "but I'm fairly certain 'rebound sex' is not one of the five stages of grief."
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Het, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: Across the Universe
Published: 2012.01.19 - Updated: 2012.01.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2813

The Less Than Perfect Daughter by nonelvis [Reviews - 3]
Martha is pregnant, but Rose just won't take responsibility. How can the Doctor convince his companion that sometimes in this life, you've got to step up and do domestic? (Written for violetisblue's Afterschool Special prompt on the LJ churchontime comm.)
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Femslash, Humor, Mixed
Characters: Martha Jones, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.11 - Updated: 2008.04.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2892

The Perils of Picnicking by nonelvis [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor discovers there are all kinds of consequences to picnicking without a licence on Cygnus IV.
Fourth Doctor, Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Het
Characters: Romana I, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.12.28 - Updated: 2011.12.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 713

The Power of Cheese by nonelvis [Reviews - 3]
Sex, or a toasted cheese sandwich? The eternal dilemma.
Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het
Characters: River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.04 - Updated: 2010.10.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 854

The Real Thing by nonelvis [Reviews - 3]
Ten, Donna, Jack, and a bed.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Mixed, PWP
Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.08 - Updated: 2008.06.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2546

The Replacement by nonelvis [Reviews - 3]
Jack unexpectedly causes an international incident, and when the Doctor's diplomatic solution fails, it's up to Donna to save the world with her magnificent breasts. (Written for prompt #68 in the Donna Noble ficafest, "The time Donna's cleavage saved the world.")
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.05.22 - Updated: 2008.05.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3512

The Sum of Their Memories by nonelvis [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor doesn't want to be alone. River doesn't want him to be alone. But he never expected her to fix the problem like this.
Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst
Characters: River Song, Romana II, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.08.02 - Updated: 2012.08.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7774

The Transitive Property by nonelvis [Reviews - 2]
Damned schoolboy crush. He really was too old for such things, which never stopped them from happening.
Multi-Era, Twelfth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, River Song, The Doctor (12th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.03.29 - Updated: 2014.03.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3351

Thirteen Steps by nonelvis [Reviews - 12]
A man is defined by his relationships as much as his actions. Thirteen 100-word drabbles, one for each Doctor.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study
Characters: Jack Harkness, Jamie McCrimmon, Liz Shaw, Martha Jones, Peri Brown, Romana I, Romana II, Rose Tyler, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.11.02 - Updated: 2007.11.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1324

Time Delay by nonelvis [Reviews - 6]
"You're forty years late, Doctor."
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Vignette
Characters: Liz Shaw, The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None
Published: 2013.09.30 - Updated: 2013.09.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1324

Time Enough for Love by nonelvis [Reviews - 1]
To quote Ianto: "There are lots of things you can do with a stopwatch."
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, PWP
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.19 - Updated: 2008.11.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2214

Unpacking by nonelvis [Reviews - 8]
Sooner or later, you have to close every box you've opened.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.08.05 - Updated: 2007.08.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4527

When Dreams Do Show Thee Me by nonelvis [Reviews - 2]
The spying has to stop. It's beneath him.
Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Het, Introspection
Characters: Amy Pond, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.12.12 - Updated: 2011.12.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1937

Within My Reach by nonelvis [Reviews - 3]
Martha's dreams lead her to an alien artifact – and a decision about her future.
Seventh Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Mystery
Characters: Ace McShane, Martha Jones, Mickey Smith
Series: None
Published: 2010.08.30 - Updated: 2010.08.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2712

Without a Hitch by nonelvis [Reviews - 12]
Nine wakes up in Vegas married to one of his former companions. (Written for jade_starlight as part of the LJ comm churchontime ficathon.)
Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Romance, Vignette
Characters: Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.26 - Updated: 2008.04.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2652

Wrong Turn on the Way to Albuquerque by nonelvis [Reviews - 10]
The other time the Doctor made an unusual entrance. (Minor spoilers for "Vampires in Venice.")
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Humor
Characters: Amy Pond, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.10 - Updated: 2010.05.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 905

You That Way; We This Way by nonelvis [Reviews - 8]
It isn’t as though the Doctor intended to visit Rose and his duplicate. At least, that’s what he tries to tell himself.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Het
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: Across the Universe
Published: 2008.09.05 - Updated: 2008.09.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5360



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