A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:ClocketPatch ()
Member Since:2006.12.30
Website:http://www.deathbyaspirin.proboards43.com/index.cgi?
I like green and brown, Great Big Sea, really long scarves, thesauruses, snowball fights, random punctuation (especially parenthesis), and endlessly fiddling with my profile page. Oh, Doctor Who is quite nice too. So is fanfic, which I pretentiously call pastiche. Hopefully mine isn't too awful.

If you ever feel like a chat the contact button is just over there *points* I have no life and like to talk. Also, a link to the Death by Aspirin Who community is right below it *gestures wildly* (no, that's the add author to favourites button... also a good link to click) drop in for a chat. We aren't as scary as we seem, and we rarely bite... hard.

Finally, I'm a firm believer in review what you read (not just me, I'm not ego-fishing, honest; everything you read). Most authors like a bit of encouragement, and, though lurking is verily awesome, feedback is what feeds the plotbunnies. Join the movement!

Kay, I've been rambling for entirely too long.


Standard Disclaimer: Doctor Who does not belong to me. Heck, I'm not even British so I don't even have that claim on it. I'm just a crazed little fan girl who comes here to destress after work. Please don't sue me!
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Stories by ClocketPatch [74] Favorite Stories and Series [163] Favorite Authors [30]
Old Rags by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 0]
Jack isn't the first companion to be left behind. Post-PotW, Pre-Torchwood, Jack wanders the universe searching for answers and trying to escape the mysterious Mr. Wicks, not to mention the Time Agency. Along the way he will find the trails of broken friendships that the Doctor has left scattered across the cosmos.
Multi-Era - - Slash, Swearing - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Angst, Character Study
Characters: Jack Harkness, Peri Brown, Torchwood
Open: No

Stories
"A few" by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 24]
After School Reunion Rose asks the Doctor about his past companions and sets off looking for her own answers after he gives her a less than satisfactory reply.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst
Characters: Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2007.01.02 - Updated: 2007.01.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1330

"Because I can do anything" by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 24]
Set at the end of Armageddon Factor. The Doctor holds in his hand the Key to Time. Will he use it?
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst
Characters: Romana I
Series: None
Published: 2007.05.20 - Updated: 2007.05.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 503

A New Being by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 2]
Christmas! It's a joyous occasion for the Doctor, the Oswalds, and the Maitlands... or it would be if it weren't for the freaky weather, the unexplained power outages, and the suspicious presents... and to cap it all off, the Doctor's acting strangely. Well, stranger than usual anyway.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, Other Character(s), The Doctor (11th), Unspecified Companion
Series: None
Published: 2013.09.21 - Updated: 2013.09.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8492

A red light or a star by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 2]
What comes, goes. What goes, comes. Everything in its time.
Other Era - All Ages - None - Character Study, Vignette
Characters: The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2014.05.05 - Updated: 2014.05.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 476

After the storm by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6]
End of the Time War angst!fic in the form of a triple-drabble.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Drabble, Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.06.04 - Updated: 2007.06.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 296

Bad Parts by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 9]
Alternative ending to Nightmare in Silver. The Cyber-parts don't just drop off at the end, and Mr. Clever isn't giving up so easily...
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Character Study, Horror, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, Jenny Flint, Madame Vastra, Strax, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.05.30 - Updated: 2013.05.30 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 10624

Bake Sale by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6]
Seth has been wrangled into helping out at a charity bake sale. Cake!fic
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - None
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2013.02.26 - Updated: 2013.02.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3189

Before the Moon Falls by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 4]
This is the story of Ruby-and-White, daughter of the Qetesh.
Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Character Study
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2011.03.07 - Updated: 2011.03.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2750

Blending in by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6]
If this were any fluffier, it would be cotton candy. The Doctor and his daughter get a chance to experience the lighter side of the universe.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, General
Characters: Jenny, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Father/Daughter Domestics
Published: 2009.04.21 - Updated: 2009.04.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 668

Blind Alley by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 9]
A lost young woman finds the solutions to her life in the eyes of a homeless man at the back of a blind alley
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2007.03.23 - Updated: 2007.03.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1913

Collected Mini-Works by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 52]
Drabbles and mini ficlets (nothing over 200 words) as they pop into my head, onto the keyboard, and eventually sail over here.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Drabble
Characters: Ace McShane, Charley Pollard, Donna Noble, Iris Wildthyme, Jamie McCrimmon, Rose Tyler, Susan Foreman, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2007.02.20 - Updated: 2014.04.28 - Chapters: 24 - Completed: No - Word Count: 2719

Courage of a Different Sort by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6]
How Howard met Jackie; and what came after. Written for the Who_like_giants ficathon on lj.
Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Character Study
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Jackie Tyler, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.04.01 - Updated: 2010.04.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2835

Do not doubt our sacrifices, spoiled only by love by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 9]
Eight and Romana at the end of the Time War. Weird metaphysical matrix violence or something. Not quite sure what this is.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, General
Characters: Romana II, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.06.04 - Updated: 2007.06.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 585

Don't pretend this wasn't intentional by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 1]
River, Romana, and Eleven had many wild and wacky misadventures through the vortex... but few were this tasty. Cake!fic
Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Humor
Characters: River Song, River Song, Romana II, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (11th)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2013.09.21 - Updated: 2013.09.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 326

Doubt is a pain too lonely by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6]
AU where Rita survived and came along after The God Complex.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Alternate Universe
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.09.21 - Updated: 2013.09.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1899

Dragon Gifts by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6]
"Ponds, you are going to love this. They've got the most beautiful scales. So vibrant. It's like a living stained-glass window."
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.07.31 - Updated: 2011.08.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1393

Elemental by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 4]
His friends are stars, burning brightly. They are the earth he clings to. They are ripples across the water. They are his reason.
Eleventh Doctor, Twelfth Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (12th), Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams
Series: None
Published: 2013.12.18 - Updated: 2013.12.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 2146

Emissaries from A Charitable Earth by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 4]
Stranded on Earth following a non-EDA-compliant version of the Time War, Fitz finds himself falling in love with a most unlikely woman.
Eighth Doctor, Other Doctors, Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - None
Characters: Fitz Kreiner
Series: None
Published: 2013.04.16 - Updated: 2013.04.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 4260

Fall into the sky by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 9]
Darkness falls around Barbara, dawn rises, rain caresses the turf, and she thinks of the man who had seen all the wonders of the cosmos and then whispered in her ear that she, a drab middle-aged history teacher, was the most brilliant star in the sky. [warning, character death]
First Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Het, Introspection, Romance, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Barbara Wright, Ian Chesterton
Series: None
Published: 2008.05.06 - Updated: 2008.05.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1981

Feedback by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 8]
Explosion. The packed clod of ice smashed into the side of Amelia's head. It didn’t break off into powder like a proper snowball. It thudded against the ground beside her, shattering just as another ice ball hit.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.10.05 - Updated: 2012.10.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 2918

Flying, not falling by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 15]
Death, life, and what comes after, "You’re not falling, Astrid, you’re flying”
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Introspection
Characters: Astrid Peth
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.26 - Updated: 2009.01.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1650

Forever Tomorrow by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 67]
The healing effects of the Archangel Network are wearing off, and the only thing that can save the Doctor is a broken friendship which may no longer exist.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, General
Characters: Harry Sullivan, Jack Harkness, John Benton, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Simm), UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2007.12.30 - Updated: 2009.07.19 - Chapters: 13 - Completed: No - Word Count: 24054

Funny in the cosmic sense by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 2]
But neither of them is laughing.
First Doctor, Other Era - All Ages - None - None
Characters: The Doctor (1st), The Master (Academy era), The Time Lords, The Time Lords
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.21 - Updated: 2014.08.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1641

Futures by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 2]
A AU take on what might have happened if the Doctor had found and rescued Gallifrey prior to the events which took place in The Time of the Doctor.
Other Era, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: The Doctor (11th), The Master (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2014.02.02 - Updated: 2014.02.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1058

Glass of Water by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 2]
Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived in a big, empty house.
Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Character Study, Missing Scene
Characters: The Doctor (11th), Romana I
Series: None
Published: 2010.11.28 - Updated: 2010.11.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2301

His Name by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 26]
The Doctor gives his reasons for not telling his real name.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2007.01.04 - Updated: 2007.01.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 889

Holes in the fabric by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 22]
Sequel to Thrown Away (aka Old Rags). Jack, Peri and Yrcanos are headed for Earth, but the Time Agency is in hot pursuit. There's also the matter of the man with the pool. Who is he and what is his connection to Jack and Peri?
Multi-Era - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, Peri Brown
Series: Old Rags
Published: 2007.04.13 - Updated: 2007.12.24 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: No - Word Count: 9996

Home by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 22]
Home is where the heart is, though sometimes we're too busy trying to run away to recognise it.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst
Characters: Harry Sullivan, John Benton, Mike Yates, The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (9th), UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2007.10.21 - Updated: 2007.10.22 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8920

Hope for the Future by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 3]
Semi-AU crossover with Buffy in which Ian's sword-fighting skills are explained, and the time travelling science teacher gives a word of advice to a future hero. Set post-Doctor for Ian.
First Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Crossover, Vignette
Characters: Ian Chesterton, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2009.06.21 - Updated: 2009.06.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1309

Howard's Pajamas by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 12]
A random drabble about Howards PJs and how very nonsensical they are.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Humor, Missing Scene
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2007.01.30 - Updated: 2007.01.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 99

Humiliation rites by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 17]
The Doctor, Zoe, and Jamie are given a chance to escape their execution, but in return they must undergo a rather awkward ritual.
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Zoe Herriot
Series: None
Published: 2007.01.06 - Updated: 2007.01.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 348

In the Perpetual Spring by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 0]
Peri had always been of the opinion that the size of a bed didn't matter so much as the technical ability of its users.
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Vignette
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.05.30 - Updated: 2014.05.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 866

Interim by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 7]
They thought he was dead, so they buried him.
Eighth Doctor, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Horror
Characters: Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2010.03.01 - Updated: 2010.03.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 980

It will be a long trip by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 2]
Susan prepares herself for a new life
First Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study
Characters: Susan Foreman, The Doctor (1st), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2014.05.05 - Updated: 2014.05.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1190

Jackie by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 8]
She sits, she waits, she wishes, and she goes over her past and all that could've been.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Jackie Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2007.01.06 - Updated: 2007.01.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 213

Keepers of the Pride by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 1]
Romana, in E-space
Fourth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Character Study, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection
Characters: Romana II
Series: None
Published: 2009.12.29 - Updated: 2009.12.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1479

Knowledge of Defeat by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 2]
In-between scene from the Name of the Doctor. The Great Intelligence will go to any lengths to gain entrance to the Doctor's tomb. The Doctor will go to any lengths to stop it.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - Explicit Violence, Non-Con - Character Study, Horror, Missing Scene
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.07.11 - Updated: 2013.07.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1051

Look at your eyes, saltwater springs, what handkerchief could dry them? by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 8]
If child abuse makes you squeamish or is a trigger avoid this story. I'm not kidding. Though I hope it is ultimately uplifting.
Seventh Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, General
Characters: Ace McShane
Series: None
Published: 2007.10.24 - Updated: 2007.10.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 755

Looking Beyond by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 3]
The guest lecturer wasn't on the syllabus.
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Vignette
Characters: Ace McShane
Series: None
Published: 2013.10.31 - Updated: 2013.10.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1365

Lux lucis quod sanus by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 10]
Free will is only an illusion of the light, and nothing really exists in the dark, so what is he doing wrong? The Doctor and the Master have very different ways of seeing the world.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Character Study, Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Master (Other), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2009.02.12 - Updated: 2009.02.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2318

Missing Link on the Brink of Destruction by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 10]
Between losing the Ponds and landing in Victorian London there were adventures...
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2013.01.15 - Updated: 2013.01.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3580

Not the same alone by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 11]
Blame the random pairing generator for this bit of angst. Donna meets a man in a bar who has lost more than her.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Introspection
Characters: Donna Noble, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.02 - Updated: 2008.10.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1249

Nothing gold can stay by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 19]
In which Romana saves the Doctor's butt, the universe, and some newt people.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - General - Action/Adventure, Character, Study, Hurt/Comfort, General
Characters: K-9, Romana II
Series: None
Published: 2007.06.09 - Updated: 2007.09.03 - Chapters: 13 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 16535

Nothing Ordinary by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 15]
"Ace, I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. He's all yours from now on. I'm going home to Doris." - The Brigadier, in "Battlefield"
Other Era - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Series: None
Published: 2007.05.28 - Updated: 2007.05.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 804

Obdormition by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 9]
"If I'm not here and you two bumble in you will get caught and I'll have to come in and fetch you before making my broadcast and then we'll be back to start with the risk factor. This route by-passes that step and is therefore vastly more efficient."
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - Explicit Violence - Action/Adventure, Horror, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.09.20 - Updated: 2011.09.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8309

On Cake by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor is having a pity-picnic in the middle of nowhere when his former selves turn up. The Master starts baking and things take a predictable turn.
Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Humor, Poetry, Series
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2011.10.30 - Updated: 2011.10.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 264

Only the sum of memories by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 11]
As long as there is life, there will be new trails to walk, decisions to make, and consequences to live with.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Introspection, Standalone
Characters: Jenny, Wilfred Mott
Series: None
Published: 2010.01.29 - Updated: 2010.01.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2141

Pinions of Time by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 7]
A few moments of reflection in the Yukon for Nine and his companions
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.26 - Updated: 2013.03.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 727

Snapshot by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 9]
Donna, getting back to life after JE
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study
Characters: Donna Noble
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.29 - Updated: 2008.10.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 938

Softer than Before by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 4]
A missing scene from The Time of the Doctor.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Missing Scene
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.01.14 - Updated: 2014.01.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 718

Somnambulists by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 59]
"We live to survive our paradoxes" - The Tragically Hip
Other Era - All Ages - None - None
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2007.11.30 - Updated: 2007.12.25 - Chapters: 18 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 15270

Stories with Swordfights by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 7]
Rory Williams loves his family. He loves his wife. He loves his son. And he loves his daughter. Of course he does. Except…
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study
Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams
Series: None
Published: 2013.09.20 - Updated: 2013.09.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1659

Story About a Girl by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6]
The most precious moments come between waking up and falling asleep
Ninth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Character Study, Femslash, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.09.21 - Updated: 2013.09.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3809

Stuff of Legends by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6]
He smelled like magic and leather and strangeness, but not like lies.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2009.08.06 - Updated: 2009.08.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1606

Sublimation by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 9]
The Doctor never should have started accepting phone calls. Now he's got himself and his companions into the middle of an alien warzone.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.11.01 - Updated: 2013.07.12 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: No - Word Count: 7488

Syntax of Things by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 49]
Seven, Ace and Hex go for a holiday in the jungle. Of course, these things never turn out quite as planned.
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, General
Characters: Ace McShane, Hex Schofield, The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.12.26 - Updated: 2010.01.18 - Chapters: 13 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 42940

The day's vanity, the night's remorse by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6]
“I’ve been told that before,” said the man. “That we’re all a dream, and soon the alarm will ring and the dreamer will awake, and where will we go? Does anything we do matter then, if this is all a dream?” Doctor Who/Lotr crossover
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Crossover
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2009.06.21 - Updated: 2009.06.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1277

The Doctor and Clyde Go Adventuring (the raffle resort remix) by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6]
There are some basic rules to follow while travelling on Earth. The Doctor doesn't know any of them.
Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Clyde Langer, Luke Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.10.28 - Updated: 2009.10.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 207

The Doctor's Hand by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 13]
100% real blooper inspired. This story tracks the sexual exploits of the Doctor's Hand. Nothing graphic. Jack/Hand, Hand/ well, you'll see.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - General
Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2007.06.20 - Updated: 2007.06.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 365

The Doctor's Leg by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 29]
Complete and utter crack!fic inspired by a blooper in the final scenes of Doomsday.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2007.06.19 - Updated: 2007.06.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 445

The Game by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 10]
A missing scene from the TV movie explaining where that weird bondage-type thing the Master used on Eight came from.
Eighth Doctor - Teen - None - Slash
Characters: The Master (Roberts)
Series: None
Published: 2007.05.23 - Updated: 2007.05.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 456

The Girl and her Ball by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 1]
An ex-princess named Amelia, a missing ball, a helpful Toad, and a deadly monster.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.01.14 - Updated: 2014.01.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1367

The Heart in Reverse by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 3]
On Earth, the Doctor learns to wait.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Liz Shaw, Mike Yates, Sarah Jane Smith, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (3rd), UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2014.05.08 - Updated: 2014.05.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1291

The past often whispers choices to the future... by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 5]
A missing scene from the serial Enlightenment, so spoilers for that. You probably don't need to have seen the story to get the jest of what's going on.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character, Study, Introspection, Missing, Scene
Characters: Turlough
Series: None
Published: 2007.12.13 - Updated: 2007.12.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1501

The tranquility of chickens by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6]
Five gives a lesson on how to fly the TARDIS; much bickering ensues.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.09.12 - Updated: 2010.09.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1839

Thrown away by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 25]
Jack isn't the first companion to be left in an awkward situation. Peri is stuck on an alien world trying (and failling) to get on with her life after being left for dead by the Doctor. Meanwhile, Jack is running for his life as the past, present, Torchwood, and a squad of angry androids follow in fast pursuit.
Multi-Era - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, Peri Brown
Series: Old Rags
Published: 2007.02.14 - Updated: 2007.03.29 - Chapters: 12 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 14691

Time and Tide by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 10]
Jack and Rose are on vacation. The Doctor is spending some quality time with the TARDIS. Obviously nothing can go wrong.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.19 - Updated: 2010.02.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7640

Two Legacies (the Emily Dickinson remix) by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 5]
I am not myself, don't judge me.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Character Study, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Poetry
Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.10.28 - Updated: 2009.10.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 143

Valerie for forgetfulness by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 27]
Her students said she was magical - Doctor Who/Magic School Bus
Other Era - All Ages - None - Character Study, Crossover, Introspection
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.06 - Updated: 2008.03.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 707

Walk Through the Dust by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 7]
Romana learned some hard lessons in E-space.
Fourth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Character Study, Drabble, Het, Vignette
Characters: Romana II
Series: None
Published: 2009.03.08 - Updated: 2009.03.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1000

Water Runs Quickly by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 5]
Donna is not impressed by the Doctor's lack of respect for human sleep patterns. She's even less impressed when he pilots the TARDIS directly into a cultural faux-pas and a primitive world under the influence of a sinister extra-terrestrial power.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.12.06 - Updated: 2009.12.07 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: No - Word Count: 8349

What we fear in the night by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 7]
Spoilers for the recent finale. A bit of Gallifreyan history and the Doctor tells Clara his secret.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.06.09 - Updated: 2013.06.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1209

Wind in the Meadow by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 7]
A rather dark story in which Ace is slowly taken over by the Cheetah virus from Survival.
Seventh Doctor - Adult - Non-Con - Angst, Character Study
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.05.27 - Updated: 2013.05.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3192

World enough, and time by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 9]
Somewhen, somehow, they meet. Eleven/Romana
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Character Study, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Characters: The Doctor (11th), Unspecified Companion
Series: None
Published: 2010.06.13 - Updated: 2010.06.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1651



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