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| Penname: | ClocketPatch () |
| Member Since: | 2006.12.30 |
| Website: | http://www.deathbyaspirin.proboards43.com/index.cgi? |
| I like green and brown, Great Big Sea, really long scarves, thesauruses, snowball fights, random punctuation (especially parenthesis), and endlessly fiddling with my profile page. Oh, Doctor Who is quite nice too. So is fanfic, which I pretentiously call pastiche. Hopefully mine isn't too awful. New Who fan (thank you CBC) who became an obsessive, scarf knitting old skool fan. My favourite Doctor is Three mostly because he has a cape, does Venusian Aikido, and hangs out with UNIT, but also because he's just plain cool (you know he is). He's closely followed by Seven and Nine (forever MY Doctor) in a tie. The rest seem to shift positions a lot though 2, 5, and 8 generally stay pretty high on the ladder, but it really depends on who I've been watching recently. I love Eight but fervently believe that the TVM was a giant regeneration-induced hallucination. I currently ship Doctor/Romana and Ian/Barbara. However, I will accept virtually any pairing so long as it is well-written. I like whumping the characters so be warned (yes, I'm rather sick, probably), but I will bow to the crack & fluff!bunnies when they pounce. Most of what I write falls into the category of uber-random. Beware! Beware! Beware the Jabberwock... now that's getting a bit off-topic. If you ever feel like a chat the contact button is just over there *points* I have no life and like to talk. Also, a link to the Death by Aspirin Who community is right below it *gestures wildly* (no, that's the add author to favourites button... also a good link to click) drop in for a chat. We aren't as scary as we seem, and we rarely bite... hard. Finally, I'm a firm believer in review what you read (not just me, I'm not ego-fishing, honest; everything you read). Most authors like a bit of encouragement, and, though lurking is verily awesome, feedback is what feeds the plotbunnies. Join the movement! Kay, I've been rambling for entirely too long. Standard Disclaimer: Doctor Who does not belong to me. Heck, I'm not even British so I don't even have that claim on it. I'm just a crazed little fan girl who comes here to destress after work. Please don't sue me! | |
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| Stories by ClocketPatch [39] | Favorite Stories and Series [149] | Favorite Authors [29] |
| Old Rags by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 0] Jack isn't the first companion to be left behind. Post-PotW, Pre-Torchwood, Jack wanders the universe searching for answers and trying to escape the mysterious Mr. Wicks, not to mention the Time Agency. Along the way he will find the trails of broken friendships that the Doctor has left scattered across the cosmos. Multi-Era - - Slash, Swearing - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Angst, Character Study Characters: Jack Harkness, Peri Brown, Torchwood Open: No |
Stories
| "A few" by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 23] After School Reunion Rose asks the Doctor about his past companions and sets off looking for her own answers after he gives her a less than satisfactory reply. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst Characters: Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler Series: None Published: 2007.01.02 - Updated: 2007.01.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1330 |
| "Because I can do anything" by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 21] Set at the end of Armageddon Factor. The Doctor holds in his hand the Key to Time. Will he use it? Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst Characters: Romana I Series: None Published: 2007.05.20 - Updated: 2007.05.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 503 |
| After the storm by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 5] End of the Time War angst!fic in the form of a triple-drabble. Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Drabble, Introspection Characters: The Doctor (8th) Series: None Published: 2007.06.04 - Updated: 2007.06.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 296 |
| Blending in by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 4] If this were any fluffier, it would be cotton candy. The Doctor and his daughter get a chance to experience the lighter side of the universe. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, General Characters: Jenny, The Doctor (10th) Series: Father/Daughter Domestics Published: 2009.04.21 - Updated: 2009.04.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 668 |
| Blind Alley by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 9] A lost young woman finds the solutions to her life in the eyes of a homeless man at the back of a blind alley Third Doctor - All Ages - None - None Characters: None Series: None Published: 2007.03.23 - Updated: 2007.03.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1913 |
| Collected Mini-Works by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 49] Drabbles and mini ficlets (nothing over 200 words) as they pop into my head, onto the keyboard, and eventually sail over here. Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Drabble Characters: Ace McShane, Charley Pollard, Donna Noble, Iris Wildthyme, Jamie McCrimmon, Rose Tyler, Susan Foreman, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (Other), The Master (Other), Series: None Published: 2007.02.20 - Updated: 2009.09.08 - Chapters: 19 - Completed: No - Word Count: 2241 |
| Do not doubt our sacrifices, spoiled only by love by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 9] Eight and Romana at the end of the Time War. Weird metaphysical matrix violence or something. Not quite sure what this is. Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, General Characters: Romana II, The Doctor (8th) Series: None Published: 2007.06.04 - Updated: 2007.06.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 585 |
| Fall into the sky by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 8] Darkness falls around Barbara, dawn rises, rain caresses the turf, and she thinks of the man who had seen all the wonders of the cosmos and then whispered in her ear that she, a drab middle-aged history teacher, was the most brilliant star in the sky. [warning, character death] First Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Het, Introspection, Romance, Standalone, Vignette Characters: Barbara Wright, Ian Chesterton Series: None Published: 2008.05.06 - Updated: 2008.05.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1980 |
| Flying, not falling by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 10] Death, life, and what comes after, "You’re not falling, Astrid, you’re flying” Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Introspection Characters: Astrid Peth Series: None Published: 2009.01.26 - Updated: 2009.01.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1650 |
| Forever Tomorrow by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 64] The healing effects of the Archangel Network are wearing off, and the only thing that can save the Doctor is a broken friendship which may no longer exist. Third Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, General Characters: Harry Sullivan, Jack Harkness, John Benton, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Simm), UNIT Series: None Published: 2007.12.30 - Updated: 2009.07.19 - Chapters: 13 - Completed: No - Word Count: 24054 |
| His Name by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 23] The Doctor gives his reasons for not telling his real name. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor Characters: Rose Tyler Series: None Published: 2007.01.04 - Updated: 2007.01.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 889 |
| Holes in the fabric by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 19] Sequel to Thrown Away (aka Old Rags) though I’ve got a niffy sum-up inside if you don’t want to read it first. Jack, Peri and Yrcanos are headed for Earth, but the Time Agency is in hot pursuit. There's also the matter of the man with the pool. Who is he and what is his connection to Jack and Peri? Multi-Era - All Ages - Slash, Swearing - Action/Adventure, Slash Characters: Jack Harkness, Peri Brown Series: Old Rags Published: 2007.04.13 - Updated: 2007.12.24 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: No - Word Count: 9996 |
| Home by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 21] Home is where the heart is, though sometimes we're too busy trying to run away to recognise it. Third Doctor, Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst Characters: Harry Sullivan, John Benton, Mike Yates, The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (9th), UNIT Series: None Published: 2007.10.21 - Updated: 2007.10.22 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8920 |
| Hope for the Future by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 3] Semi-AU crossover with Buffy in which Ian's sword-fighting skills are explained, and the time travelling science teacher gives a word of advice to a future hero. Set post-Doctor for Ian. First Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Crossover, Vignette Characters: Ian Chesterton, Other Character(s) Series: None Published: 2009.06.21 - Updated: 2009.06.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1309 |
| Howard's Pajamas by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 9] A random drabble about Howards PJs and how very nonsensical they are. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Humor, Missing Scene Characters: None Series: None Published: 2007.01.30 - Updated: 2007.01.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 99 |
| Humiliation rites by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 16] The Doctor, Zoe, and Jamie are given a chance to escape their execution, but in return they must undergo a rather awkward ritual. Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Zoe Herriot Series: None Published: 2007.01.06 - Updated: 2007.01.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 348 |
| Jackie by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 8] She sits, she waits, she wishes, and she goes over her past and all that could've been. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - None Characters: Jackie Tyler Series: None Published: 2007.01.06 - Updated: 2007.01.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 213 |
| Keepers of the Pride by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 1] Romana, in E-space Fourth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Character Study, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection Characters: Romana II Series: None Published: 2009.12.29 - Updated: 2009.12.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1479 |
| Look at your eyes, saltwater springs, what handkerchief could dry them? by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6] If child abuse makes you squeamish or is a trigger avoid this story. I'm not kidding. Though I hope it is ultimately uplifting. Seventh Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, General Characters: Ace McShane Series: None Published: 2007.10.24 - Updated: 2007.10.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 755 |
| Lux lucis quod sanus by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 10] Free will is only an illusion of the light, and nothing really exists in the dark, so what is he doing wrong? The Doctor and the Master have very different ways of seeing the world. Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Character Study, Introspection Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Master (Other), The Master (Simm) Series: None Published: 2009.02.12 - Updated: 2009.02.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2318 |
| Not the same alone by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 10] Blame the random pairing generator for this bit of angst. Donna meets a man in a bar who has lost more than her. Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Introspection Characters: Donna Noble, Other Character(s) Series: None Published: 2008.10.02 - Updated: 2008.10.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1249 |
| Nothing gold can stay by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 17] In which Romana saves the Doctor's butt, the universe, and some newt people. Fourth Doctor - All Ages - General - Action/Adventure, Character, Study, Hurt/Comfort, General Characters: K-9, Romana II Series: None Published: 2007.06.09 - Updated: 2007.09.03 - Chapters: 13 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 16535 |
| Nothing Ordinary by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 14] "Ace, I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. He's all yours from now on. I'm going home to Doris." - The Brigadier, in "Battlefield" Other Era - All Ages - None - None Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart Series: None Published: 2007.05.28 - Updated: 2007.05.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 804 |
| Only the sum of memories by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 8] As long as there is life, there will be new trails to walk, decisions to make, and consequences to live with. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Introspection, Standalone Characters: Jenny, Wilfred Mott Series: None Published: 2010.01.29 - Updated: 2010.01.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2123 |
| Snapshot by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 9] Donna, getting back to life after JE Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study Characters: Donna Noble Series: None Published: 2008.10.29 - Updated: 2008.10.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 938 |
| Somnambulists by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 59] "We live to survive our paradoxes" - The Tragically Hip Other Era - All Ages - None - None Characters: The Doctor (Academy era) Series: None Published: 2007.11.30 - Updated: 2007.12.25 - Chapters: 18 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 15271 |
| Stuff of Legends by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6] He smelled like magic and leather and strangeness, but not like lies. Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - None Characters: Rose Tyler Series: None Published: 2009.08.06 - Updated: 2009.08.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1606 |
| Syntax of Things by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 49] Seven, Ace and Hex go for a holiday in the jungle. Of course, these things never turn out quite as planned. Seventh Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, General Characters: Ace McShane, Hex Schofield, The Doctor (7th) Series: None Published: 2009.12.26 - Updated: 2010.01.18 - Chapters: 13 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 42952 |
| The day's vanity, the night's remorse by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 5] “I’ve been told that before,” said the man. “That we’re all a dream, and soon the alarm will ring and the dreamer will awake, and where will we go? Does anything we do matter then, if this is all a dream?” Doctor Who/Lotr crossover Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Crossover Characters: None Series: None Published: 2009.06.21 - Updated: 2009.06.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1277 |
| The Doctor and Clyde Go Adventuring (the raffle resort remix) by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6] There are some basic rules to follow while travelling on Earth. The Doctor doesn't know any of them. Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure Characters: Clyde Langer, Luke Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2009.10.28 - Updated: 2009.10.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 207 |
| The Doctor's Hand by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 13] 100% real blooper inspired. This story tracks the sexual exploits of the Doctor's Hand. Nothing graphic. Jack/Hand, Hand/ well, you'll see. Torchwood - All Ages - None - General Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s) Series: None Published: 2007.06.20 - Updated: 2007.06.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 365 |
| The Doctor's Leg by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 26] Complete and utter crack!fic inspired by a blooper in the final scenes of Doomsday. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor Characters: None Series: None Published: 2007.06.19 - Updated: 2007.06.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 445 |
| The Game by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 10] A missing scene from the TV movie explaining where that weird bondage-type thing the Master used on Eight came from. Eighth Doctor - Teen - None - Slash Characters: The Master (Roberts) Series: None Published: 2007.05.23 - Updated: 2007.05.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 456 |
| The past often whispers choices to the future... by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 3] A missing scene from the serial Enlightenment, so spoilers for that. You probably don't need to have seen the story to get the jest of what's going on. Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character, Study, Introspection, Missing, Scene Characters: Turlough Series: None Published: 2007.12.13 - Updated: 2007.12.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1501 |
| Thrown away by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 23] Jack isn't the first companion to be left in an awkward situation. Peri is stuck on an alien world trying (and failling) to get on with her life after being left for dead by the Doctor. Meanwhile, Jack is running for his life as the past, present, Torchwood, and a squad of angry androids follow in fast pursuit. Multi-Era - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Slash Characters: Jack Harkness, Peri Brown Series: Old Rags Published: 2007.02.14 - Updated: 2007.03.29 - Chapters: 12 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 14691 |
| Two Legacies (the Emily Dickinson remix) by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 5] I am not myself, don't judge me. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Character Study, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Poetry Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2009.10.28 - Updated: 2009.10.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 143 |
| Valerie for forgetfulness by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 23] Her students said she was magical - Doctor Who/Magic School Bus Other Era - All Ages - None - Character Study, Crossover, Introspection Characters: None Series: None Published: 2008.03.06 - Updated: 2008.03.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 707 |
| Walk Through the Dust by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 7] Romana learned some hard lessons in E-space. Fourth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Character Study, Drabble, Het, Vignette Characters: Romana II Series: None Published: 2009.03.08 - Updated: 2009.03.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1000 |
| Water Runs Quickly by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 4] Donna is not impressed by the Doctor's lack of respect for human sleep patterns. She's even less impressed when he pilots the TARDIS directly into a cultural faux-pas and a primitive world under the influence of a sinister extra-terrestrial power. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Hurt/Comfort Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2009.12.06 - Updated: 2009.12.07 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: No - Word Count: 8349 |
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