A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:Astrid (That is my real name, silly!)
Member Since:2003.08.17
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Well, um, I'm the creator of the Who Askew series (title inspired by Kevin Smith films) among other seriously screwed up fanfic. My fanfiction is really an outlet for my to share my askewed Who views, as it were. I'm not trying to make anyone follow my views, but if anyone does follow them, well... yay me! :)
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Stories by Astrid [21] Favorite Stories and Series [0] Favorite Authors [0]
Stories
Adric 1/2 by Astrid [Reviews - 4]
The Prequal to Who Askew, in which The Doctor takes his companions the the cursed springs of Jusenkyo, and well, if you know about Ranma 1/2, you should guess what happens. Rated Adults only becaue of some really smutty humour.
Fifth Doctor - Adult - Mixed - Alternate, Universe, Crossover, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Satire
Characters: The Doctor (5th), Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, Turlough, The Master (Ainley), Other Character(s), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2003.08.17 - Updated: 2003.08.17 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 9968

Adric 1/2: Special Edition by Astrid [Reviews - 7]
The story that launched the Who Askewniverse is back.
Fifth Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2005.03.17 - Updated: 2005.03.17 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 12454

After the Dinosaur by Astrid [Reviews - 2]
Takes place right after "Mark of the Rani", after the T-Rex breaks its neck in The Rani's TARDIS (as Pip and Jane so elequently put it). Maybe they're not as hostile as they seem. (For the OOC drabble challenge, sort of)
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Het, Missing Scene, Romance
Characters: The Master (Ainley), The Rani
Series: None
Published: 2003.11.26 - Updated: 2003.11.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 101

Dead Master Sketch by Astrid [Reviews - 7]
Monty Python parody.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - General
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, The Doctor (4th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2003.08.17 - Updated: 2003.08.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 904

Playtime by Astrid [Reviews - 2]
The Second Doctor and Jo have a bit of fun.
Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - Explicit Sex - Drama, Het
Characters: Jo Grant, Jo Grant, The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None
Published: 2003.08.17 - Updated: 2003.08.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1136

Saffy's Got A Gun by Astrid [Reviews - 1]
Despite this title, this does have something to do with Doctor Who. It's based on a dream I had and. oh, just read it. Please?
Other Era - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2004.06.15 - Updated: 2004.06.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1044

Saved by Astrid [Reviews - 2]
The Master survives the cheetah planet, but how?
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Het
Characters: The Master (Ainley), The Rani
Series: None
Published: 2003.08.17 - Updated: 2003.08.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 917

Seeing Red by Astrid [Reviews - 3]
A short piece where the Doctor admires Mel while hiding in the TARDIS.
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het, Romance
Characters: Mel Bush, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2004.08.04 - Updated: 2004.08.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 237

The Atlantians Vs. The Iceworld Soldiers by Astrid [Reviews - 1]
The one-shot characters from "The Time Monster" and "Dragonfire" go head-to-head! Who will be the victors?
Other Era - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2004.08.18 - Updated: 2004.08.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 424

The Bad Touch by Astrid [Reviews - 12]
Just a little music video type thing I made when I was bored.
Fifth Doctor - Teen - None - Humor
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Other Character(s), Peri Brown, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley), Turlough
Series: None
Published: 2003.08.25 - Updated: 2003.08.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1530

The Juice Is Loose by Astrid [Reviews - 3]
It's a drabble. I don't want to give too much away but I'll tell you it's a crossover.
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Drabble, General
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2004.10.30 - Updated: 2004.10.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 106

The Worst Doctor Who Story Ever by Astrid [Reviews - 21]
For April Fools Day, I present something I wrote last year as a parody of all the bad Doctor Who fics (well, bad fics in general). I'm very sorry about this, I really am.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Het, Humor
Characters: Ace McShane, Adric, Leela, Mel Bush, Peri Brown, Romana II, The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (Other), The Master (Other), The Rani, The Silurians, The Valeyard, The Yeti
Series: None
Published: 2004.04.01 - Updated: 2004.04.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 608

Time Lords and Sugar by Astrid [Reviews - 4]
It's a normal day at the fair for The Doctor and Mel until the Doctor discovers a new soft drink in a convenience store.
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Mel Bush, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2004.12.11 - Updated: 2004.12.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 450

Too Many Masters by Astrid [Reviews - 4]
A silly two-parter in which The Masters get together to have a party.
Multi-Era - All Ages - General - Humor, General
Characters: The Doctor (7th), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Pryce), The Master (Roberts), Mel Bush, The Master (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2004.07.07 - Updated: 2004.07.07 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6606

What comes naturally by Astrid [Reviews - 6]
The Doctor sees his companions finally growing up.
Fifth Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, Mixed
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2004.09.20 - Updated: 2004.09.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 101

Who Askew by Astrid [Reviews - 6]
The first of my weird-ass fanfic series! Movie spoofs, stange humour, and things about the characters you never knew (and never wanted to know).
Multi-Era - All Ages - Mixed - Alternate, Universe, Character, Death, Character, Study, Crossover, Humor
Characters: Adric, Grace Holloway, The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (Cushing), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado), The Rani, Dorothy
Series: None
Published: 2003.09.28 - Updated: 2003.09.28 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8579

Who Askew 2: The Greatest Convention in the Galaxy by Astrid [Reviews - 3]
Journey once again to the Who Askewniverse, where things are not all that they seem. For example, how can the Doctor be real AND be a character at the same time? Beats the hell outta me, but this is still a great read.
Multi-Era - Teen - Swearing - None
Characters: Adric, Katarina, The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (Cushing), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Roberts)
Series: None
Published: 2003.09.30 - Updated: 2003.09.30 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 12285

Who Askew 3: Producer Cutaway by Astrid [Reviews - 3]
Okay folks, time for another fun-filled installment of Who Askew! This time around, it's more satire on how fans view the show, which means more fourth-wall breaking. But, whatever!
Multi-Era - Teen - None - None
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2003.10.04 - Updated: 2003.10.04 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 14363

Who Askew 4: The Last Shout by Astrid [Reviews - 1]
As tension mounts betwee fans, The Doctor and his friends all try to make things right but is it too late?
Multi-Era - Teen - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, The Cybermen, The Daleks, The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), Turlough
Series: None
Published: 2004.01.31 - Updated: 2004.01.31 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 10590

Who Askew 5: A new beginning by Astrid [Reviews - 2]
You thought it was all over. well, you were wrong. In celebration of the new series, Who Askew also gets renewed. A new beginning, the trip of a lifetime and I DO mean trip!
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - General
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Sarah Jane Smith, Susan Foreman, Tegan Jovanka, The Daleks, The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (Cushing)
Series: None
Published: 2005.05.20 - Updated: 2005.05.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6006

You Spin Me Round by Astrid [Reviews - 4]
Yes, I've been doing music videos again. Read and enjoy your dose of 80s nostalgia! (WARNING: Very silly ending!)
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het, Humor, Romance
Characters: The Master (Ainley), The Rani
Series: None
Published: 2004.05.15 - Updated: 2004.05.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 820



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