A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:IrishVampire13 (Ms. Clever)
Member Since:2014.08.02
Website:http://tickettostars.livejournal.com/
Just some chick. Don't mind me. :) I'm nice.

Me: Thirty-something native Californian with way too much time on my hands and loads of imagination. My best friend is the lovely and talented PhoenixDragon, who persuaded me to start writing Whofic. According to her, I "know just enough to be dangerous", which I interpret as meaning that I'm clever enough to get myself (and my characters) into a jam...but not necessarily clever enough to find a way out. ;-D

My First Doctor: Fifth. (I stumbled across 'Terminus' late one night in 2000.)

Favorite Doctor: Eleventh. (This goes for Modern Era and in general.)

Favorite Classic Era Doctor: Second.

Favorite Companion: None. (I can't decide!)

Favorite Episode: 'Nightmare in Silver'.

Favorite Villain: Mr. Clever. I'm also fond of the Daleks, Cybermen, and the Master.

Canon Ships: Eleven/River. Ten/Rose. Amy/Rory.

Non-Canon Ship: Mr. Clever/Clara. *grins sheepishly*

Favorite Genres: Horror, Humor, Angst.

Favorite Stories: (Yes, I know we all have Favorites lists on our profiles. But these are the Honor Roll--my favorite favorites!)
Of Mine: Double Vision, Harder to Breathe, Fashion Faux Pas, In The Air Tonight, Little Wonders, Resolution, and any fic based on 'Nightmare in Silver'.
Of Other Peoples': Did You Miss Me/Darkness Burns Brightly/And They Shall Know Envy, (PhoenixDragon), Can't Run From Me (fate_incomplete), Cheat/Doors (Novemberchild), Footsie (betawho), In The Winter Woods (Lyricwritesprose).

Favorites and Reviews are like chocolate chip cookies to me...I can't get enough!

Enjoy my writing; I look forward to reading yours.
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Stories by IrishVampire13 [27] Favorite Stories and Series [111] Favorite Authors [7]
Stories
A Bad Time by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
"Uh, Doctor, why are you whispering? Did I call at a bad time?"
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Humor
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.15 - Updated: 2014.08.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 383

Advice by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 1]
I scratched my head, looking for the right words. ďSay I'm taking advice from some old friends."
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Missing Scene
Characters: Madame Vastra, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.16 - Updated: 2014.08.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 459

An Advanced Pawn by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
Did you honestly think that you could get rid of me so easily? For a man of your years, you are hopelessly naÔve.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Horror
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.19 - Updated: 2014.08.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 340

Bed of Lies by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 1]
Maybe I'm sick of being the Doctor.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.09.15 - Updated: 2014.09.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 321

Centaur by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
Is this really how you want to go down in history? As the man who lost the universe in a Chess match?
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Missing Scene
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.09.15 - Updated: 2014.09.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 415

Double Vision by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 2]
Now that the Doctor actually thought about it, something felt wrong. There was a peculiarity drifting through the air around him that made his hair stand on end.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Horror
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.16 - Updated: 2014.08.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1905

End of Days by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
And now here I am, forced to stand still at last. Because every footstep, every day, every stolen moment, was leading me here.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.09.03 - Updated: 2014.09.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 534

Fashion Faux Pas by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 1]
"I wouldn't worry about it," he added after a moment's thought. "Since I broke the law, the more gruesome death is lined up for me. They'll probably find a more merciful way of executing you."
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Humor
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, Other Character(s), The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.14 - Updated: 2014.08.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1276

Harder to Breathe by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 2]
"I never said I'd been poisoned," he insisted. "I said I'd been sort of mildly poisoned-ish. There's a difference."
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Horror
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.22 - Updated: 2014.09.18 - Chapters: 9 - Completed: No - Word Count: 5768

Haunt Me by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
There are universes beyond the one you're aware of. Universes brought about by decisions. Simple ones, difficult ones. Seemingly irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. These universes hold myriad possibilities. All the things that could have happened to you in the universe you know, good or bad.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Angst, Drama, Horror, Introspection
Characters: Amy Pond, Clara Oswin Oswald, Madame Kovarian, Other Character(s), River Song, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.15 - Updated: 2014.08.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2688

Hell in High Heels by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
He knew that's what she was from the very start. Trouble with a capital T...not to mention R, O, U, and the rest. Whatever else she was, that one topped the list.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Het, Romance
Characters: River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.16 - Updated: 2014.08.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 322

In The Air Tonight by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
You're the only worthy opponent I've ever had.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - General, Introspection
Characters: The Master (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.23 - Updated: 2014.08.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 359

Itty-Bitty Problem by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
"No! No kids in the TARDIS! Absolutely not!"
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Missing Scene
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.14 - Updated: 2014.08.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 566

Let the Sun Fade Out and Another One Rise by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
There's so little time left. No, not really. There's plenty of Time. There just...isn't much left for me. The seconds are ticking away so rapidly now. I can almost count down the number of heartbeats this life has remaining.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Angst, Introspection
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (12th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.09.04 - Updated: 2014.09.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 588

Little Wonders by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
There is nothing in the universe as perfect as her ridiculous, beautiful, tweed-clad miracle.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Het, Introspection, Romance
Characters: River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.09.14 - Updated: 2014.09.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 498

Piecemeal by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 1]
One mind. One body. Two wills. It's getting crowded in here. It's a good thing I'm not claustrophobic.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.17 - Updated: 2014.08.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 272

Precipice by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
How do you walk beneath shadows so vast and so dark that there seems to be no avenue of escape? Is it possible? Can anyone do that?
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.18 - Updated: 2014.08.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 418

Queen Sacrifice by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
There is no such thing as a little too close when you've got a Cyberplanner in your brain. My own fault; I should have been more careful.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.09.15 - Updated: 2014.09.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 350

Resolution by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
"We'll get her back. I swear, Rory. We'll get Amy back if we have to tear apart the entire universe to get to her."
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama
Characters: Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.09.14 - Updated: 2014.09.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 401

Same Old Routine by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
They never seemed to catch on. They simply thought that they were exploiting a great weakness.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (Unspecified), Unspecified Companion
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.16 - Updated: 2014.08.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 384

Technically by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
What was I supposed to say? "Hi; I'm the Doctor. I have a time machine. Let's go gallivanting across Time and Space. By the way, I'm married."
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, General
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.09.02 - Updated: 2014.09.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 498

The First Day by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
All that faces him now is an empty street. No TARDIS. No River. No Doctor. No Amy.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Introspection, Romance
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.15 - Updated: 2014.08.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 406

The Music of the Spheres by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
Listen closely. Do you hear it? Somewhere in all that mess of seemingly random sound is the most incredible music you could ever hope to hear. Listen...
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - General, Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (Unspecified)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.20 - Updated: 2014.08.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 466

Through by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
Back home, my people always had the policy of noninterference in the workings of History. I'm beginning to understand why now. It only took me centuries to learn; that's how thick I am.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.18 - Updated: 2014.08.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 306

Until There Isn't by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
I always knew the time would come when I'd have to let them go. Sooner or later, that moment always arrives. It's inevitable.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Introspection
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.30 - Updated: 2014.08.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 333

Upgrade in Progress by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 0]
Iíve got to focus. Lose focus, and you lose the game. And we canít have that, now, can we? Not with all of time and space hanging in the balance.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Introspection
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2014.08.15 - Updated: 2014.08.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 473

Warning Signs by IrishVampire13 [Reviews - 1]
Are you sure that you want to be the Doctor's enemy? Are you quite sure?
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, General
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.09.15 - Updated: 2014.09.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 649



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