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Let Me Count the Ways by LMCTW [Reviews - 0]

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways." ~ Elizabeth Barrett Browning
"No knickers; no trousers, only a dress or skirt." ~ the Doctor


It's love at first touch in this adult version of series 1, and while they still can't seem to tell each other how they feel, the Doctor and Rose Tyler have no trouble finding every opportunity to flirt blatantly and shag each other almost senseless.

Our writers have retained the dialog, arcs, and plots (though we've fixed some of the inconsistencies) and edited the "lost" innuendo, sexual teasing, and hot scenes back into the episodes.

[Note: this series came out of the "Every Single Time" ficathon hosted by jessalrynn and jabberwocky (seeing-history) at dwpronothon and was posted at bad-wolf-rising, both on livejournal. The challenge of writing LMCTW Series 1, simply put: find at least three places in each s1 episode where shagging would obviously fit... and add them (Doctor/Rose of course but any other pairing that would fit naturally); and fix what plot and character inconsistencies we could along the way.].

How many ways do the Doctor and Rose love each other in thirteen episodes and a few interludes? Counting is left to the reader.

{Disclaimer: Recognizable dialog and situations are from the BBC series "Doctor Who" (2005), and fall under their copyrights. This work has not been endorsed by Russell T Davies, the s1 writers, the BBC, or any others holding copyrights or licensed images, books or movies.}

LMCTW series 1 writers and manippers: yumimum, scifiangel, kelkat9, jer832, and fogsblue. For permission to snag any manips, contact the artist at scifiangel.livejournal.com


Ninth Doctor - - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Study, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Missing Scene, Mixed, Romance, Satire, Series, Standalone
Characters: The Doctor (9th), Rose Tyler, Adam Mitchell, Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Jack Harkness, The TARDIS, Slitheen, Cassandra, Pete Tyler, Harriet Jones, Other Character(s), Lynda Moss
Open: No

Stories
LMCTW Episode 1, "Rose" by LMCTW [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor finds Rose Tyler trapped in Henricks' sub-basement, about to be murdered by store dummies. After he blows up her job, it's a full two days of adventure, and they use almost every moment they are not running into danger (and a few in which they are) to shag each other rotten.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Character Study, Het, Humor, Introspection, Missing Scene, Romance, Satire, Series, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.04.16 - Updated: 2014.04.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8374

LMCTW Episode 10, "The Doctor Dances" by LMCTW [Reviews - 0]
"'Course I'm no expert on aliens—" Rose's voice fell like a rockslide through a lazy flow of honey. "But I'd stake my life that no one anywhere or anywhen can show me anythin' more … tantalizin', more … tasty, more... impressive than your banana. As for special features…"
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Drama, Fluff, General, Het, Humor, Missing Scene, PWP, Romance, Satire, Series, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.09.11 - Updated: 2014.09.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3912

LMCTW Episode 11, "Boom Town" by LMCTW [Reviews - 0]
He came to her later and they had angry, disconsolate sex, shagging in front of the telly during a Benny Hill repeat. Though it was physically satisfying sex, it was particularly unfulfilling lovemaking, not even counting how bad the show was. There were no words of love, there was no feeling of true connection and euphoria, and for the first time since their first time, there was no promise of forever. That was when Rose realized the danger she had been living with that whole year, the real danger: at any time, she could end up anywhere, alone, heartbroken, forgotten. She decided she'd better keep her passport handy.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Drama, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Missing Scene, Romance, Series, Standalone
Characters: Jack Harkness, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, Slitheen, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.10.08 - Updated: 2014.10.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4677

LMCTW Episode 2, "End Of The World" by LMCTW [Reviews - 1]
It was, the Doctor decided, exceedingly difficult to concentrate when every step you took was a constant reminder of the quite frankly magnificent sex you’d been having for the past two days.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Fluff, General, Het, Humor, PWP, Romance
Characters: None
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.05.23 - Updated: 2014.05.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3174

LMCTW Episode 3, "The Unquiet Dead" by LMCTW [Reviews - 1]
Jealous and possessive by his very nature, the loss of everything he knew and loved only amplified his desire for this one incredible human, and the Doctor would be damned if he’d let a few spirits stop him from wiping the memory of that imbecile’s touch from Rose’s body.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Fluff, General, Het, Humor, PWP, Romance
Characters: None
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.06.07 - Updated: 2014.06.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5535

LMCTW Episode 4, "Aliens of London" by LMCTW [Reviews - 0]
His body pressed hers against the railing. "Only skirts or dresses, preferably short, and absolutely no…. Ah." He grinned. His Rose was knickerless. He pushed Rose's denims down her thighs.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Fluff, Het, Humor, Missing Scene, PWP, Romance, Series, Standalone
Characters: Harriet Jones, Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, Slitheen, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.06.12 - Updated: 2014.06.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3553

LMCTW Episode 5, "World War 3" by LMCTW [Reviews - 0]
"We're phased out of local time and space, Rose. Harriet can't see us; your mum can't hear us. It's just us." "And the table," Rose grinned, patting the high-gloss polished wood. "And the table," he agreed.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Fluff, Het, Humor, Introspection, Missing Scene, PWP, Romance, Satire, Series, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Harriet Jones, Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, Slitheen, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.06.13 - Updated: 2014.06.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 9638

LMCTW Episode 5, "World War 3" Conclusion by LMCTW [Reviews - 0]
"'Capable of igniting and burning; easily aroused or excited," he said without turning around. "I looked up combustible in an Earth dictionary while I was waiting for you." He turned and smiled at her. "Rose," he said softly, "did you ever stop to think that the places we end up blow up not because the situations are combustible, but because we are?"

Recognizable dialog is from DW Episode 5 "World War 3" by Russell T. Davies.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Fluff, Het, Humor, Introspection, Missing Scene, PWP, Romance, Satire, Series, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.06.26 - Updated: 2014.06.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5824

LMCTW Episode 6, "Dalek" by LMCTW [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor and Rose land in a Utah bunker, a repository for alien artifacts where they run into one of the Doctor's oldest and fiercest enemies, a Dalek. Things get a little odd when the Dalek downloads the internet after absorbing Rose's DNA and develops some particular obsessions... Crackfic.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Action/Adventure, Humor, PWP
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.07.06 - Updated: 2014.07.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7375

LMCTW Episode 7, "The Long Game" by LMCTW [Reviews - 0]
She was finally ready to let the chips fall where they may. She would tell him how much she loved him as soon as they were alone. And he was super-glued down to the bedroom floor. On his back.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Drama, Fluff, Het, Humor, Introspection, Missing Scene, PWP, Romance, Satire, Series, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Adam Mitchell, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.07.12 - Updated: 2014.07.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3920

LMCTW Episode 8, "Father's Day" by LMCTW [Reviews - 0]
Be careful what you wish for, the Doctor had told Rose Tyler. He didn't follow his own advice, but he wouldn't be the Doctor if he had. As Reapers bring mayhem and death to Earth, within a church growing dark and dense with despair, love and hope and passion unfold, lovers caress, and the Doctor is finally ready to admit his feelings to Rose. This episode is followed by the Interlude DearDalek.Com
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Drama, Het, Humor, Introspection, Missing Scene, Romance, Series, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Other Character(s), Pete Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.07.22 - Updated: 2014.07.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 12296

LMCTW Episode 9, "The Empty Child" by LMCTW [Reviews - 0]
Be thankful for the small things—or so her gran used to say—and as Rose fought to control her terror, she supposed she could at least be grateful that she wasn’t wearing a skirt.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Fluff, Het, Humor, PWP, Romance, Series
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.09.10 - Updated: 2014.09.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3548

LMCTW: Episode 12 - "Bad Wolf" by LMCTW [Reviews - 0]
Ripped out of the TARDIS and transmatted through space to an unidentified kidnappers sick version of futuristic reality television, the Doctor, Jack and Rose fight must fight for their lives. All is not as it seems and soon the true evil that lurks in the depths of space will be revealed.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, PWP, Romance
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.12.04 - Updated: 2014.12.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8210

LMCTW: Interlude - One Night in Kyoto by LMCTW [Reviews - 0]
Before the Game Station and Bad Wolf, the Doctor, Rose and Jack visited Kyoto and Kyoto may never be the same!
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Humor, Missing Scene, PWP, Romance
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.11.02 - Updated: 2014.11.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3563

LMCTW: Episode 13 "Parting of The Ways" by LMCTW [Reviews - 0]
The Daleks have Rose and are threatening the Earth. The Doctor and Jack are on their way to save her and devise a plan to save the planet. Sacrifices will be made and love affirmed in the stunning conclusion to Series One.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, PWP, Romance
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.12.06 - Updated: 2014.12.07 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Word Count: 9460

LMTCW Interlude, "DearDalek.Com" by LMCTW [Reviews - 1]
Follows Episode 8
The Dalek, infused with Rose's DNA and suffering from a bout of hormones, survived its termination in the Van Statten compound. It found itself on a lovely beach in the French Riviera where it found its new purpose.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Swearing - Humor
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Published: 2014.09.09 - Updated: 2014.09.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 1057



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