A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:GettingMetaphysical ()
Member Since:2014.02.19
Website:http://gettingmetaphysical.tumblr.com/
Hello! I am the artist/writer/blogger known as gettingmetaphysical on tumblr, where I have posted multitudes of fanart and fanfics. I thought I'd organize my fics more neatly here, and allow for more feedback on my writing.

Warning for occasional NSFW writing, and a whole lot of Doctorcest. Yep, you read that right. Doctor on Doctor. I'm (not so) sorry.
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Stories by GettingMetaphysical [17] Favorite Stories and Series [23] Favorite Authors [1]
All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 0]
Here is all of my Doctorcest-fics that tie into each other and has a bearing on an over-arching plot. The storyline is a (relatively) serious attempt at a headcanon that might fit into the series without any noticeable changes.
First Doctor, Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor, Twelfth Doctor - - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Missing Scene, Mixed, PWP, Romance, Series, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (12th)
Open: Yes

Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 0]
A series of smutty one-shots featuring the Doctor getting with himself. Can be read as a continuous story or just a couple of silly one-shots.
Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Multi-Era - - BDSM, Explicit Sex, Swearing - Character Study, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Introspection, Missing Scene, Mixed, PWP, Romance, Slash
Characters: None
Open: No

Stories
'Ven. (A Ninth Doctor Headcanon) by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 0]
Something that happened between the War and Rose. This one is short, but important.
Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Drama, Missing Scene
Characters: The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline
Published: 2014.04.22 - Updated: 2014.04.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 353

A Tme Lord and His TARDIS Team Up by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
Short but sweet: The Fourth Doctor and the Old Girl team up against his Third self.
Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - Explicit Sex - Drabble, Introspection, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2014.09.07 - Updated: 2014.09.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 167

Biological Issues by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 2]
The Fifth Doctor has tried to suppress the effects of a wicked aphrodisiac for weeks. Who else but your future self would you turn to for solving such an intimate problem?
Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - Explicit Sex - Humor, Mixed, PWP, Romance, Slash, Standalone
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th)
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.05.30 - Updated: 2014.05.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2212

Cropped Teatime by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
Six, Seven, and a riding crop. The things you do when you're all by yourself...
Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - BDSM - PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (7th)
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.02.19 - Updated: 2014.02.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1088

Fashion for the Fettered by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
The Sixth Doctor decides to pay a visit to his Third self, and what does the ungrateful dandy do? Insult his clothing - even trying to take it off! Well, the Doctor shan't go down without a fight, although he might just go down for something more important...
Third Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - Explicit Sex - Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mixed, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (6th)
Series: All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline, Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.08.08 - Updated: 2014.08.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2001

Funk Me by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 0]
The Sixth Doctor seduces the Fourth Doctor into having mindsex. And also the usual type of sex.
Fourth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - Explicit Sex - Drabble, Introspection, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (6th)
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.06.30 - Updated: 2014.06.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 640

Lazy But Fun by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
The Eighth Doctor is needy, the TARDIS is a pervert, and the Sixth's legs are getting tired.
Sixth Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - Explicit Sex - Drabble, Humor, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (8th), The TARDIS
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.09.07 - Updated: 2014.09.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 260

Mud on the Roots by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 2]
”Please, Doctor. I can wipe it immediately afterwards, I just want to feel it again. It’s been so long.” ”Telepathic bonding…” The Eleventh Doctor tried to avoid his Ninth self’s pleading eyes. ”I suppose we could… It’s just, well, like you said, been so long. I’m afraid I’ve become rusty.”
Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Mixed, PWP, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline
Published: 2014.04.22 - Updated: 2014.04.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1178

Repair in Despair by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 0]
It's been ten years, and the Ninth Doctor's oddest companion, his Eleventh self, is about to leave him for good.
Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Introspection, Mixed, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline
Published: 2014.07.02 - Updated: 2014.07.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1533

Screentime for the TARDIS by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
During his 200 years of fleeing his destiny, the Eleventh Doctor is ticking off a list of thing to do before the fixed point of death. In her usual caring but mischievous ways, the TARDIS convinces him of where - and to whom - to go next…
Sixth Doctor, Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Character Study, Humor, Introspection, Missing Scene, Mixed, PWP, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans, All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline
Published: 2014.04.22 - Updated: 2014.04.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2574

Sentimental by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
The Third Doctor is always open to new experiences.
Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - BDSM - Fluff, Humor, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th)
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.02.19 - Updated: 2014.02.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 561

Sorry, Wrong Number by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
Thinking about someone else during sex is one thing, but what if "someone else" is just you anyway? Wrong number?
Fifth Doctor - Teen - Explicit Sex - Drabble, Fluff, Humor, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (8th)
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.09.07 - Updated: 2014.09.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 358

Stop Squabbling and Get On With It! by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
If only the Third and Second Doctors could stop arguing for a minute, maybe the First could have a nice private time with himselves...
First Doctor, Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - None - Drabble, Fluff, Humor, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd)
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.09.07 - Updated: 2014.09.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 346

The Comfort by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
The Fifth Doctor finds himself alone in a nightclub, when suddenly, his Sixth self saunters along to invite him for a dance. Then, up to a room which contains no chairs. The Doctor, against his better judgement, agrees to spend the night with himself. It may have been a life altering decision.
Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - BDSM, Explicit Sex, Swearing - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Mixed, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (6th)
Series: All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline
Published: 2014.04.22 - Updated: 2014.04.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7934

The Fettered's Flight by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
The Third Doctor had driven Bessie out on the countryside, when suddenly, something familiar and someone not-so familiar descends from the skies to steal him away…
Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Angst, Fluff, Humor, Mixed, Romance, Series, Slash
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th)
Series: All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline
Published: 2014.06.24 - Updated: 2014.06.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2385

The Pair of Aces by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 0]
The Tenth and Eleventh Doctors are on one out of many missions, vital for their survival. Together, the Tenth Doctor uncovers another uncomfortable truth about himself. The pointers are placed, more clearly this time.
Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Romance
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline
Published: 2014.02.19 - Updated: 2014.02.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2201

The Whims by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
Throughout the entire encounter, the Eighth Doctor had dreaded this part. When the first thing you heard upon phasing into the control room was “Not you! Anyone but you!” it could only go downward from there.
Seventh Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - None - Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th)
Series: All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline
Published: 2014.02.19 - Updated: 2014.02.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1668



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