A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

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Stories by TheCavesofPatrozani [39] Favorite Stories and Series [4] Favorite Authors [2]
A Smattering of Prompts by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
Given 25 prompts these have been set during the Fifth Doctor to Sixth Doctor's tenures on the TARDIS
Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor - - None - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Femslash, Fluff, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Romance, Standalone
Characters: None
Open: No

Letters to a Madman in a Box by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor receives letters from all of his past companions and some old friends.
Multi-Era - - None - Drabble
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Barbara Wright, Ben Jackson, Chang Lee, Grace Holloway, Ian Chesterton, Jamie McCrimmon, John Benton, Rory Williams, Leela, Nyssa, Polly Wright, Romana II, Sarah Jane Smith, Steven Taylor, Susan Foreman, Tegan Jovanka, UNIT, Vicki, Victoria Waterfield, Turlough, Zoe Heriot, Dodo Chaplet, Ace McShane, Liz Shaw, Jo Grant, Mel Bush, Peri Brown, Martha Jones, Wilfred Mott, River Song, Amy Pond
Open: No

Regeneration by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
What goes through the mind of a Time Lord or Lady when they regenerate?
First Doctor, Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - - None - Character Study, Introspection
Characters: None
Open: No

Shenanigans in the TARDIS by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
Does exactly what it says on the tin.
Second Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - - None - Horror, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Characters: None
Open: No

The Misadventures of the Fifth Doctor by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
From flying bumper karts to endless apples, the Fifth Doctor does an awful lot.
Fifth Doctor - - None - Action/Adventure, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Characters: None
Open: No

Stories
About to be killed by Daleks by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
A short story detailing an unkown adventure in which Mel and Ace are about to be killed by Daleks.
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Ace McShane, Mel Bush
Series: None
Published: 2013.05.18 - Updated: 2013.05.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 304

Ace accidentally sets the TARDIS kitchen on fire by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
And the Doctor has to deal with it.
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th)
Series: Shenanigans in the TARDIS
Published: 2013.12.27 - Updated: 2013.12.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 362

Apples by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor and Peri discover the best apples they have ever eaten.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Mystery
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (5th)
Series: The Misadventures of the Fifth Doctor
Published: 2013.12.27 - Updated: 2013.12.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 406

Arguing like Children by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
Tegan and Turlough are incarcerated. Now what? Prompt: Prisoner
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Drama, Humor
Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th), Turlough
Series: A Smattering of Prompts
Published: 2014.02.28 - Updated: 2014.03.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 400

Beyond the Doors by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor comes face to face with someone from his past that he thought he would never see again... Prompt: Return
Third Doctor, Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama, Humor
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th), Jo Grant
Series: A Smattering of Prompts
Published: 2014.03.08 - Updated: 2014.03.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 563

Cat by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
The TARDIS gang is getting ready for a Halloween party and Tegan decides to get back at Adric.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.01.09 - Updated: 2014.01.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 521

Cereal by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
Peri finds some memories in an unexpected place. A bowl of cereal.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (5th)
Series: The Misadventures of the Fifth Doctor
Published: 2013.12.27 - Updated: 2013.12.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 175

Clara finds a lucky pair of underpants by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 2]
Hilarity ensues.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Humor, Mystery
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Shenanigans in the TARDIS
Published: 2013.12.27 - Updated: 2013.12.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 699

Doctor Who and the Tea Party by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 2]
Jo traps the UNIT gang in a nightmarish world of tea and sandwiches.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Mike Yates, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (3rd), UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2013.05.03 - Updated: 2013.05.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1743

Don't give concentrated sugar to Trakenites by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
Tegan decides to show Nyssa some candyfloss. Chaos ensues. Prompt: Candyfloss
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Femslash, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: A Smattering of Prompts
Published: 2014.03.01 - Updated: 2014.03.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 392

Fluff by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
The Sixth Doctor was right. A hyperactive Peri IS too ghastly to contemplate.
Fifth Doctor - Teen - None - Drama, Fluff, Humor
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (5th)
Series: The Misadventures of the Fifth Doctor
Published: 2013.12.27 - Updated: 2013.12.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 346

Flying by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
Nyssa is letting off some steam.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: The Misadventures of the Fifth Doctor
Published: 2013.12.27 - Updated: 2013.12.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 314

Get out! by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 1]
Jamie sees what he isn't supposed to.
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Romance, Standalone
Characters: Ben Jackson, Jamie McCrimmon, Polly Wright, The Doctor (2nd)
Series: Shenanigans in the TARDIS
Published: 2013.04.09 - Updated: 2013.04.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 416

Hang on... What? by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor is awoken by strange noises. What happens next will scar him for life. Prompt: Confusion
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Femslash, Humor
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: A Smattering of Prompts
Published: 2014.03.08 - Updated: 2014.03.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 352

Hostile Matter by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 3]
En route to an N-Space portal, Romana is woken in the middle of the night in another woman's body. Adric is lost within the TARDIS and the TARDIS is hostile.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama, Horror, Mystery
Characters: Adric, Romana I, Romana II, The Doctor (4th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2013.07.27 - Updated: 2013.08.10 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4453

Inner Demons by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
After witnessing Peri go through an awful nightmare, the Doctor decides to find its roots and destroy it. What follows is revelation upon revelation about young Peri's life.
Sixth Doctor - Teen - Non-Con - Angst, Character Study, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Mystery, Standalone
Characters: Other Character(s), Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.02.12 - Updated: 2014.02.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6709

Into the Night by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 2]
The TARDIS is forced to land on the most dangerous planet in the universe and the Doctor, Nyssa and Tegan are trapped there.
Fifth Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Character Study, Drama, Femslash, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Characters: Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.12.29 - Updated: 2014.01.02 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 10079

Jamie is trapped by a terrifying creature! by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
Will he ever be freed from the evil clutches?
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Humor
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, The Doctor (2nd), Zoe Herriot
Series: Shenanigans in the TARDIS
Published: 2013.12.27 - Updated: 2013.12.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 440

Letters to a Madman in a Box: Volume One by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
The Time Agency has sent a large amount of backed up mail to the Doctor. He finds several letters from his past companions.
First Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Barbara Wright, Dodo Chaplet, Ian Chesterton, Katarina, Sara Kingdom, Steven Taylor, Susan Foreman, Vicki
Series: Letters to a Madman in a Box
Published: 2013.04.06 - Updated: 2013.04.06 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 850

Letters to a Madman in a Box: Volume Three by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
I wonder what the Doctor is thinking?
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Liz Shaw, Mike Yates, Sergeant Benton, UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2013.04.29 - Updated: 2013.04.30 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Word Count: 239

Letters to a Madman in a Box: Volume Two by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor is taken down memory lane by his second incarnation's best friends.
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Ben Jackson, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jamie McCrimmon, Polly Wright, Victoria Waterfield, Zoe Herriot
Series: Letters to a Madman in a Box
Published: 2013.04.06 - Updated: 2013.04.22 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 918

Maze of Memories by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor and Clara land outside a familiar house in 1942. But the TARDIS is upset and the Doctor senses something off as well.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Character Study, Drama, Horror, Mystery
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.04.28 - Updated: 2013.05.10 - Chapters: 5 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6183

Nacho Cheese by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 1]
Slight AU from "Day of the Daleks"
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Humor, Vignette
Characters: Jo Grant, Mike Yates, Sergeant Benton, UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2013.07.25 - Updated: 2013.07.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 103

Never let your mind wander by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor accidentally spills some beans and Peri gets all giggly. Prompt: Gay
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Fluff, Humor, Introspection, Romance
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: A Smattering of Prompts
Published: 2014.03.03 - Updated: 2014.03.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 572

Over the Top by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor and Peri land in the middle of an artillery bombardment and the Doctor is injured. After meeting a young medic named Tavish, Peri is led into the world of the Colonel's tireless war games. And with the Doctor soon being enlisted to fight, will they get out alive?
Fifth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Violence - Action/Adventure, Drama
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.06.13 - Updated: 2013.06.16 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4062

Peri and Turlough by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 1]
Turlough has to leave to Trion. How will Peri take this?
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Fluff, Vignette
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (5th), Turlough
Series: None
Published: 2013.05.25 - Updated: 2013.05.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 155

Peri gets lost in the TARDIS by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor is hiding a secret. Peri uncovers it while looking for a hairdryer.
Sixth Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Horror, Humor
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: Shenanigans in the TARDIS
Published: 2013.12.27 - Updated: 2013.12.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 558

Polly Wright and the Infinite Conundrum by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
Why does she love and hate Ben so much? Why does she find herself developing feelings for Jamie? Polly's life is a difficult one...
Second Doctor - Teen - None - Character Study, Drama, Fluff, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Romance
Characters: Ben Jackson, Jamie McCrimmon, Polly Wright, The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None
Published: 2014.01.06 - Updated: 2014.01.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 2635

Rose and the Eleventh Doctor by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 4]
She found the man she loved and finally met him face to face. But he's changed. Is it over?
Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (11th), Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2013.06.07 - Updated: 2013.06.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 156

She just can't get a break by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor has gone off fishing and Peri is left with nothing to do. This always seems to happen... Prompt: Fishing
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Missing Scene
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: A Smattering of Prompts
Published: 2014.02.28 - Updated: 2014.03.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 380

She liked Water by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 1]
Her life evaporated so quickly... Prompt: Rain
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Standalone
Characters: Mel Bush, Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th), Yrcanos
Series: A Smattering of Prompts
Published: 2014.03.01 - Updated: 2014.03.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 615

The Fifth Doctor by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 2]
After finally saving Peri the Doctor succumbs to the malevolent influence of Spectrox Toxemia.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Introspection
Characters: Adric, Kamelion, Nyssa, Peri Brown, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley), Turlough
Series: Regeneration
Published: 2013.08.14 - Updated: 2013.08.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 173

The First Doctor by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor collapses but is still conscious as he regenerates. What is he thinking?
First Doctor - All Ages - None - Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (1st)
Series: Regeneration
Published: 2013.08.10 - Updated: 2013.08.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 116

The Fourth Doctor by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor's hand grasped the bar. Tegan, Adric and Nyssa watched and felt helpless as his grasp weakened. He fell.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: The Doctor (4th)
Series: Regeneration
Published: 2013.08.14 - Updated: 2013.08.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

The Second Doctor by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 1]
As the Doctor spirals into darkness, what goes through his head?
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (2nd)
Series: Regeneration
Published: 2013.08.10 - Updated: 2013.08.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 101

The Seventh Doctor by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor has been shot dead and is regenerating. Can he possibly stop the Master?
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (7th)
Series: Regeneration
Published: 2013.08.21 - Updated: 2013.08.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 109

The Sixth Doctor by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
The TARDIS crash landed and was boarded by the Rani. The Tetrap turns the Doctor over to reveal his regeneration.
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (6th), The Rani
Series: Regeneration
Published: 2013.08.16 - Updated: 2013.08.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 90

The Third Doctor by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 0]
After 10 years wandering in the time vortex the Doctor is deposited in UNIT HQ. Radiation has destroyed him and now the Brigadier and Sarah Jane must watch as he dies.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Introspection
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (3rd)
Series: Regeneration
Published: 2013.08.14 - Updated: 2013.08.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 88

UNIT Kerfuffle by TheCavesofPatrozani [Reviews - 1]
Jo overhears Benton and the Brigadier talking about emotion and love. This leads to a kerfuffle where no member of UNIT is safe!
Third Doctor - Teen - None - Character Study, Drama, Femslash, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Mike Yates, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (3rd), UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2013.08.13 - Updated: 2013.08.14 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Word Count: 1157



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