A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:Ten Little Bullets ()
Member Since:2012.12.01
Website:http://tenlittlebullets.dreamwidth.org
So three Time Lords walk into a bar and... no, wait, that one won't work anymore, let's try again.

Q: How many players are there on a Gallifreyan cricket team?

A: Just... one. (lower lip wobbles)

I love pretty much everything in the Whoniverse I've run into so far, but the eras of my heart are One, Four 'n' Romana, Seven 'n' Ace, Eight's Big Finish audios, and Ten. I ship Doctor/Master for the hateflirting, baggage, and M÷bius-strip power plays. I also enjoy ridiculous mayhem with explosions and suggestive Noodle Incidents, creepy timey-wimey mindfucks, nerdy concept-porn, and dead Gallifrey jokes. Because screw you, dead Gallifrey jokes are hilarious, even if zero percent of the Time Lords available for polling would agree.
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Stories by Ten Little Bullets [9] Favorite Stories and Series [0] Favorite Authors [0]
Stories
Baby, Your Gaze Gets Me Hard as Granite by Ten Little Bullets [Reviews - 15]
Okay, internet, you wanted fic where a weeping angel falls in love with a human and tragically sends them back in time by accident? Your wish is my command.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Humor
Characters: Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2012.12.10 - Updated: 2012.12.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 889

Except for Cheap Tricks by Ten Little Bullets [Reviews - 0]
Crossing your own timeline is strictly forbidden, except to double-team your almost-evil not-yet-ex-boyfriend. (Kinkmeme fill for Academy-era Doctor/Master.)
Other Era - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - PWP, Slash
Characters: The Master (Academy era)
Series: None
Published: 2012.12.01 - Updated: 2012.12.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 923

Faithful Companion by Ten Little Bullets [Reviews - 2]
Kinkmeme fill: Simm!Master makes Ten into his pet. A laundry list of pet-play-related kinks including bondage, plugs, chastity devices, attachable tails, gags, sleeping in the console room, breathplay, some extremely dubious use of the sonic screwdriver, mutual snark, a liberal dose of crack, and Ten being... well, Ten.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - BDSM, Explicit Sex - Humor, PWP
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.12.01 - Updated: 2012.12.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1806

Golden Hour by Ten Little Bullets [Reviews - 1]
Golden hour (photography): the last hour before sunset, much prized for the warm diffuse quality of its light. Golden hour (medicine): the first hour after a major traumatic injury, in which treatment is most likely to prevent death. Post-'The End of the World' drabble.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Drabble, Missing Scene
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.01 - Updated: 2013.03.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 106

Kiss and Tell by Ten Little Bullets [Reviews - 2]
The Master and River Song compare notes on the Doctor.
Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - General
Characters: River Song, River Song, The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.12.01 - Updated: 2012.12.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 776

Never-were by Ten Little Bullets [Reviews - 3]
Neil Gaiman-inspired double drabble. During the Time War, the Doctor gets his timelines crossed in a bad way.
Eighth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Horror
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.12.01 - Updated: 2012.12.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 197

Other sundry happenings on the 26th of June 2010 by Ten Little Bullets [Reviews - 2]
Three stone Daleks, a UNIT doctor, and an interdimensional traveler walk into a traffic jam--stop me if you've heard this one before. (From the Bechdel Test Comment Ficathon II: prompt was "The alternate universe grows dim, and Rose runs back a second time. This time she finds Martha.")
Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Martha Jones, Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2012.12.01 - Updated: 2012.12.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 744

Situations, Hostage and Otherwise by Ten Little Bullets [Reviews - 2]
UNIT is being harassed by their resident doctor's rogue-Time-Lord nemesis. Must be a day ending in Y. (Martha/River ficlet)
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Femslash
Characters: Ace McShane, Jo Grant, Martha Jones, River Song
Series: None
Published: 2012.12.01 - Updated: 2012.12.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 487

They were schoolboys, never held an anti-tank rocket by Ten Little Bullets [Reviews - 1]
Les MisÚrables crossover. Ace at the barricade. What more do you need, really?
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Crossover, General
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.12.01 - Updated: 2012.12.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 601



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