Teaspoon :: whatthefoucault (Sami Kelsh)

Penname:	whatthefoucault (Sami Kelsh)
Member Since:	2012.02.27
Website:	http://whatthefoucault.tumblr.com
Professional dilettante, more or less.
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Stories by whatthefoucault [20]

Favorite Stories and Series [4]

Favorite Authors [1]

Series

Stories

An Uncommon Education by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 4]
Turlough has a lot of things on his mind. The Doctor's put the kettle on for tea.
Fifth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Character Study, Introspection, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (5th), Turlough
Series: None
Published: 2012.10.03 - Updated: 2012.10.07 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3989

And Safety Shorts For Good Measure by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 2]
Nyssa decides it's time to make an exciting change.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Missing Scene
Characters: Nyssa, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.01.01 - Updated: 2013.01.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 465

Blanket Castle; or, The Uncaffeinated Ones by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 1]
Jamie sleeps in. Mayhem ensues.
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Slash
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Victoria Waterfield
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.27 - Updated: 2012.02.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1553

Drive Safely by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor and Jamie attempt to visit Lepidus IV, but the Doctor may have made a slight miscalculation.
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Slash
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None
Published: 2013.05.07 - Updated: 2013.05.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 923

Eggs and Toast Soldiers by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 0]
Eleven meets Evelyn.
Sixth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Evelyn Smythe, The Doctor (6th), Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.12.28 - Updated: 2012.12.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1088

Fab Gear by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 0]
Polly and Ben help Jamie adjust to modern life, starting with a new turtleneck.
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Introspection, Missing Scene, Slash
Characters: Ben Jackson, Jamie McCrimmon, Polly Wright, The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None
Published: 2013.01.03 - Updated: 2013.01.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 619

Four-Leaf Clovers by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 2]
Benton makes some of the best coffee in the history of the entire planet. This is the story of his education.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Introspection, Standalone
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Other Character(s), Sergeant Benton, UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2012.05.11 - Updated: 2012.05.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1746

Gather Ye Rosebuds by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 3]
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart pays a visit to Mike Yates with some news.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Introspection
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Mike Yates
Series: None
Published: 2013.02.24 - Updated: 2013.02.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1032

Going Nowhere by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 0]
Set during Turlough's reluctant studenthood at Brendon, when Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart attempts to be a teacher.
Fifth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Character Study, Slash
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Turlough
Series: None
Published: 2012.06.07 - Updated: 2012.06.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1866

I'm Just Going To Leave These Here by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 1]
Assorted short fictions as requested by various groovy people, three sentences each.
Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Fluff, Humor
Characters: Ace McShane, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jamie McCrimmon, Jo Grant, Mike Yates, Peri Brown, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Master (Delgado
Series: None
Published: 2012.09.01 - Updated: 2012.09.01 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 746

Poor Little Greenie by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 2]
The UNIT Christmas party is certainly a spirited affair. Here's what happens to Jo.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Introspection
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Mike Yates, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (3rd), UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2012.12.27 - Updated: 2012.12.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 595

Quiet Light by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 1]
Stuck in a prison cell in seemingly hopeless circumstances, Jo finds that she has unexpected company.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Introspection, Vignette
Characters: Jo Grant, The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2013.01.08 - Updated: 2013.01.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1523

Swedish Pancakes by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 3]
Every second weekend, and some Wednesdays after school, the Brigadier made Swedish pancakes and hot cocoa for his daughter.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Introspection
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Series: None
Published: 2012.09.24 - Updated: 2012.09.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 191

Take Me Somewhere Nice by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor, Sarah, a lukewarm bath, and a few dozen uninvited guests.
Fourth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Vignette
Characters: Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None
Published: 2013.01.21 - Updated: 2013.01.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 432

The Blackpool Illuminations by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 2]
Another menace successfully thwarted, Jamie and the Doctor are grateful for a little quiet time by the seaside. Meanwhile, Victoria has matters of her own to consider.
Second Doctor - Adult - None - Character Study, Fluff, Introspection, Romance, Slash
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Victoria Waterfield
Series: None
Published: 2012.11.15 - Updated: 2012.11.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1762

The Checkup by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 3]
That time Jamie takes a wee visit to the hospital after a little dust-up with some Cybermen.
Second Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Missing Scene, Slash, Vignette
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None
Published: 2012.07.06 - Updated: 2012.07.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 511

The Mysterious Twig by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 2]
Turlough discovers an odd bit of a plant hanging from the ceiling of the TARDIS console room. Memories and feelings ensue.
Second Doctor, Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Slash
Characters: Tegan Jovanka, Turlough, Jamie McCrimmon
Series: None
Published: 2012.12.23 - Updated: 2012.12.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 971

The Terror of the Beard by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 2]
A disagreement over a recent change in the Doctor's grooming routine.
Second Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.16 - Updated: 2012.04.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1153

The Week-End by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 6]
The Doctor takes the recently divorced Brigadier to a nice planet on his weekend off. Mayhem ensues.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Introspection, Slash
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None
Published: 2012.07.31 - Updated: 2012.08.06 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4767

The Winter Planet by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 2]
One, Barbara, Ian, Susan, and some trees.
First Doctor - All Ages - None - Standalone
Characters: Barbara Wright, Ian Chesterton, Susan Foreman
Series: None
Published: 2012.12.24 - Updated: 2012.12.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 781

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