A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:were_lemur (Katherine)
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Stories by were_lemur [99] Favorite Stories and Series [99] Favorite Authors [5]
Two Time Lords, a Temp, and a TARDIS by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
In a universe parallel to our own, the Doctor kept the Master in his TARDIS. Then Donna happened ...
Tenth Doctor - - Swearing - Alternate Universe, Drabble, General, Humor
Characters: None
Open: No

Stories
A Dance as Old as Time by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
A Doctor walks into a bar and meets a very different Master.
Other Doctors - All Ages - None - Drabble, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (Author-Created), The Master (Author-Created)
Series: None
Published: 2012.01.22 - Updated: 2012.01.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

A Life More Ordinary by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Just another morning in Chiswick.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Vignette
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.07 - Updated: 2012.04.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 101

A Matter of Definition by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master's been reading fanfiction. (Anything to pass the time.)
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, Humor, Slash, Standalone
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.20 - Updated: 2012.02.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 101

A Raw Nerve by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
A day in the life of crispy!Master.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Drabble, Vignette
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.27 - Updated: 2012.04.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

A River Runs Over Him by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
Delgado!Master meets River Song. This goes about as well for him as one might expect.
Third Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor
Characters: The Master (Delgado), River Song
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.12 - Updated: 2012.04.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 101

A Scotsman, Clad In Kilt by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
Pure crack. Should under absolutely no circumstances be taken seriously by anyone.
Second Doctor - Teen - None - Drama, Humor, Slash
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None
Published: 2012.05.27 - Updated: 2012.05.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 104

A TARDIS of One's Own by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
How Ace got her TARDIS.
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, General
Characters: Ace McShane
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.11 - Updated: 2012.02.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

A Threat or a Promise by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Jackie makes sure the Doctor understands certain consequences.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, Humor
Characters: Jackie Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.14 - Updated: 2012.04.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

Aftercare by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Brigadier notices something.
Third Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, Vignette
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.09 - Updated: 2013.03.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 101

An Amnesia of the Senses by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
He's beginning to forget what life was like on Gallifrey.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Drabble, General, Introspection, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.23 - Updated: 2012.02.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Appearances by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Shalka-verse. While constructing the Master's android body, the Doctor hits an unexpected problem.
Other Doctors - All Ages - None - Angst, Drabble
Characters: The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The Master (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.26 - Updated: 2012.04.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

At Play by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Ace and Karra have some fun on the Cheetah Planet.
Seventh Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, Femslash, Fluff, PWP, Vignette
Characters: Ace McShane, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.12 - Updated: 2012.04.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Be Careful What You Wish For by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Jack wishes he could keep up with his partners.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - None - Drabble, Het, Slash, Vignette
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.25 - Updated: 2012.03.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Beats by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master needs help sleeping.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.19 - Updated: 2012.04.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

Better Now? by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
AU: the drums are gone.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Angst, Drabble, Introspection, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.10 - Updated: 2013.03.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Better Than Nothing by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Guarding the Pandorica, Rory will take any company he can get.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama, Het, Introspection, Missing Scene, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Rory Williams
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.27 - Updated: 2012.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Big Problem by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
The Master has one.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Missing Scene
Characters: The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.10 - Updated: 2013.03.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

Bigger on the Inside by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
She can afford to show kindness to an enemy.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Hurt/Comfort, Standalone
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.20 - Updated: 2012.04.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Busting Loose by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor gains new respect for his female companions.
Other Doctors - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.09 - Updated: 2013.03.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 101

Caged Beast by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
The Stormcage is boring. River copes.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: River Song
Series: None
Published: 2012.05.23 - Updated: 2012.05.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Can You Top This? by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
Swapping stories in the Companions' Bar.
Seventh Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Humor, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Ace McShane, Amy Pond, Donna Noble, Martha Jones, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.23 - Updated: 2012.02.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Castro-nostalgia by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
A missing scene from "Castrovalva."
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Drabble, Missing Scene, Slash, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.05 - Updated: 2012.04.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Coda: Dalek by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
What it says on the tin.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.20 - Updated: 2012.04.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Comfort in the Cracks by were_lemur [Reviews - 3]
After leaving Amy's room during "The Big Bang," the Doctor finds himself in Crispy!Master's TARDIS.
Fourth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Hurt/Comfort
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.30 - Updated: 2012.04.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 858

Commonality by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Tegan is surrounded by aliens.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, General
Characters: Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.25 - Updated: 2012.04.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Conjugal Visitation by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
During his imprisonment (between "Daemons" and "The Sea Devils") the Master dreams of the Doctor.
Third Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Drabble, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.17 - Updated: 2012.03.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Curiosity by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Adric is curious about Tegan and Nyssa's relationship.
Fifth Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, Femslash
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka
Series: None
Published: 2012.05.02 - Updated: 2012.05.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Defabrication Exclamation by were_lemur [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor's favorite suit has been defabricated. But that's not the worst of his problems.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.02 - Updated: 2012.03.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Easter Surprise: the Return of the Master by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
He thought his troubles were over when he escaped the Time Lock.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - Explicit Violence - Mixed
Characters: The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.30 - Updated: 2013.03.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3371

Enforced Relaxation by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Tegan takes being the coordinator very seriously, especially when it comes to Nyssa.
Fifth Doctor - Teen - Explicit Sex - Drabble, Femslash, PWP
Characters: Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka
Series: None
Published: 2012.05.23 - Updated: 2012.05.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

Entrelacement by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
100 words of plotless telepathic smut.
Multi-Era - Teen - None - Drabble, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (Unspecified), The Master (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.02 - Updated: 2012.04.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Even Better Than Chamomile Tea by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
When the drums are this loud, it's the only thing that helps.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.24 - Updated: 2012.03.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Flashing Before by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
As Donna dies (from a heart attack, at about 100 years old), she finally remembers the Doctor.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, General
Characters: Donna Noble
Series: None
Published: 2013.04.09 - Updated: 2013.04.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 535

Ginger or Bust? by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor finally regenerates as a ginger.
Other Doctors - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.10 - Updated: 2012.04.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 101

He's Not the Prime Minister, He's a Very Naughty Time Lord by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Donna gets her explanation. Sort of.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, General, Humor, Series
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.11 - Updated: 2012.04.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

Hearts by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
A quiet afterglowy moment in the TARDIS.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, Fluff, Het, Romance, Slash, Vignette
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.01.22 - Updated: 2012.01.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 103

Hell Hath No Fury by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master's spent a year abusing Lucy; now she gets her chance for revenge. (AU, post-LotTL.)
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, Horror, Vignette
Characters: Lucy Saxon, The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.29 - Updated: 2012.03.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Hollow Victory by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master's plans for the Doctor are thwarted in an unexpected way.
Fifth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Violence - Drabble, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2012.05.08 - Updated: 2012.05.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

How (Not) to Defeat the Doctor by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master really should have studied up on the Evil Overlord List by now.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, Humor, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.01.22 - Updated: 2012.01.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

Idle Hands and Hours by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor needs a hobby. Other than trying to repair his dematerialization circuit, that is.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Drabble, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.13 - Updated: 2012.03.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Ill-Met by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
Ace meets the Eighth Doctor.
Seventh Doctor, Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.01.23 - Updated: 2012.01.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Imposing Conditions by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor has a present for the Master.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Fluff, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.30 - Updated: 2012.03.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 101

Impulse Control by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Post-LotTL AU: the Doctor has figured out a way to make the Master good.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Horror
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.24 - Updated: 2013.03.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 291

In Sickness ... by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor's ingested something that disagrees with him.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.01.28 - Updated: 2012.01.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Knock-Down Ginger by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
Kids are the same across the Universe.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Drabble, General, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.01.25 - Updated: 2012.01.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Lingering by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
It's Stockholm Syndrome, she tells herself
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Drabble, Femslash
Characters: Lucy Saxon, Tish Jones
Series: None
Published: 2013.04.09 - Updated: 2013.04.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Lust of the Time Lords by were_lemur [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor helps the Master make a different choice. CRACK!
Tenth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Drabble, Humor, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.01.22 - Updated: 2012.01.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

May 15, 2008 by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Canton Everett Delaware III's husband recalls where they were when they heard the California ruling on same-sex marriage.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Fluff, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Canton Everett Delaware III
Series: None
Published: 2012.05.01 - Updated: 2012.05.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Miss Understanding by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Clara's previous incarnation kissed him. The Doctor tries to forestall any future awkwardness. Awkwardly.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor, Vignette
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.09 - Updated: 2013.03.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 105

Mutual by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
SLASH ALL THE DOCTORS! (A little thingie I wrote for Merry Month of Masturbation and never got around to posting.)
First Doctor, Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - Adult - None - Drabble, Humor, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.08 - Updated: 2013.03.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Needs by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Losing his drums has caused the Master's personality to disintegrate, but he still has needs.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Drabble, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.05.11 - Updated: 2012.05.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Never Too Late by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor wants to celebrate Valentine's Day. The Master would rather just skip it.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, Fluff, Romance, Slash, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.16 - Updated: 2012.02.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Nothing Binds Like the Panties of Love by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
The Master gives the Doctor something to remember him by. Crack!
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor, Slash, Standalone
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.26 - Updated: 2012.02.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Of Ponds and Songs by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Rory tries to explain something to the Doctor. And fails.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor, Vignette
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.08 - Updated: 2013.03.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Old Time's Sake by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
During the Year that Never Was, the Master captures Jo.
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Teen - Explicit Violence - Alternate Universe, Drabble, Drama, Standalone
Characters: Jo Grant, The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.10 - Updated: 2013.03.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

One Step More by were_lemur [Reviews - 3]
When Martha Jones walked the world to save the Human race, she did it one step at a time.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Drabble, General, Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: Martha Jones
Series: None
Published: 2012.01.22 - Updated: 2012.01.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Peace and Quiet by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Jack deserves some.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Drabble, Fluff, Slash, Vignette
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.10 - Updated: 2013.03.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Peri's Revenge by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
AU: Peri captures the Master during "Planet of Fire."
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, General, Humor
Characters: Peri Brown, The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.23 - Updated: 2012.04.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Playing to the Camera by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Held prisoner on the TARDIS, the Master comes up with a new way to mess with the Doctor.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Drabble
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.05.29 - Updated: 2012.05.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Playing With His Food by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master makes a few observations about Joshua and Abigail Naismith.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Non-Con - Drabble, Missing Scene, Mixed, Vignette
Characters: Other Character(s), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.09 - Updated: 2012.03.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 101

Regeneration Frustration by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
LotTL AU: the Master regenerates, but into what?
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.19 - Updated: 2012.02.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Rescue or Reclamation by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
While being held prisoner, the Doctor gets "help" from an unexpected source.
Third Doctor - Teen - Explicit Violence - Drabble, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.22 - Updated: 2012.04.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 101

Rules of Engagement by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor's habit of kissing people gets him in trouble with the Master.
Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, Vignette
Characters: The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2013.12.05 - Updated: 2013.12.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

Self-Satisfaction by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
In which the Master is a selfish lover.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Alternate Universe, Drabble, PWP, Slash, Standalone
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.05.08 - Updated: 2012.05.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Setting the Precedent by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Getting into mischief on Gallifrey.
Other Era - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Drabble, Humor, Missing Scene, Standalone
Characters: The Master (Academy era)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.04 - Updated: 2012.04.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

Six Fatal Words by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
The Master reminds the Doctor that words have consequences.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Missing Scene
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.27 - Updated: 2012.03.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Snacktime by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
The Master's hungry.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, Horror, Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.15 - Updated: 2012.04.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

Some Honeymoon! by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor's suggested a nice planet for Amy and Rory's honeymoon. What could possibly go wrong?
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Het, Standalone
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.08 - Updated: 2012.03.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Summoning Trouble by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master needs the Doctor's help. CRACK!
Third Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, Humor, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.19 - Updated: 2012.03.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 103

Summoning Trouble (Extended Edition) by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master needs the Doctor's help with a delicate situation. SMUT!
Third Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.23 - Updated: 2012.04.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1542

Sunday Nights by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Clara is part of the Maitlands' family. She has a standing dinner invitation.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Standalone
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald
Series: None
Published: 2014.01.08 - Updated: 2014.01.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Synthesis by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
What do you THINK Rory was doing while he was guarding the Pandorica?
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - Explicit Sex - Drabble, Missing Scene
Characters: Rory Williams
Series: None
Published: 2012.05.23 - Updated: 2012.05.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Technophobia by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Rhys isn't sure about the team's wedding gift.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Fluff, Het, Humor, Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Rhys Williams
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.15 - Updated: 2012.03.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

The Bright Side by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Being immortal isn't all fun and games.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Humor, Introspection
Characters: Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2012.01.22 - Updated: 2012.01.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

The Doctor Dreams by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Clara asks the Doctor about his dreams.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, General, Mixed
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.11.27 - Updated: 2013.11.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

The Embodiment of Bliss by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master enjoys his pain-free new body.
Fourth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Drabble, General, Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2012.05.16 - Updated: 2012.05.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

The Endorphin Cure by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor finds something that helps the Master.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - BDSM - Drabble, Hurt/Comfort, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.16 - Updated: 2012.04.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

The Feeling of Brilliance by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
My attempt to justify why, in "An Unearthly Child," Susan said that the five months she'd spent at the Coal Hill School were the happiest in her life, despite the fact that it was the equivalent of a grad student going back to kindergarten.
First Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Drabble, General
Characters: Susan Foreman
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.12 - Updated: 2012.03.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

The Final Gambit by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
After the events of "the End of Time," Rassilon tries to blackmail the Doctor into opening the time-lock by torturing the Master.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Explicit Violence, Non-Con - Horror
Characters: The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.05.08 - Updated: 2012.05.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2426

The Flowering of Desire by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Jo finds the Doctor and the Master in a compromising position. CRACK!
Third Doctor - Adult - None - Drabble, Humor, Slash
Characters: Jo Grant, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.21 - Updated: 2012.03.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

The Hearts of Evil by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
The Master's thoughts during the episode "The Heart of Evil."
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Drabble, Introspection, Slash, Vignette
Characters: The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.07 - Updated: 2012.03.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

The Jack Harkness Effect by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
It must be those 51st century pheromones.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Humor, Vignette
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.05 - Updated: 2012.04.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

The Morning After by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Letting the Master take him to his bed seemed like a good idea the night before.
Third Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.09 - Updated: 2012.04.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

The Obvious by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Sometimes the Doctor misses the obvious. Crack!
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Drama, Humor, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.10 - Updated: 2012.03.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 104

The Queen of Denial by were_lemur [Reviews - 3]
Crossover with Keeping Up Appearances: Hyacinth isn't happy about the police box on the corner.
Other Era, Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Crossover, Drabble, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (Unspecified)
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.25 - Updated: 2012.02.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

The Slayer Comes to Cardiff by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Jack's chasing a weevil, Buffy's hunting demons. (Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Crossover, Drabble, General
Characters: Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.18 - Updated: 2012.02.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 101

The Wager by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Jo puts her escapology skills to the test.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Humor
Characters: Jo Grant, Mike Yates, Sergeant Benton
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.26 - Updated: 2012.04.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Things Change by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Rose isn't happy about the new Doctor's decision to leave Jack behind.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Drabble, Missing Scene, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.28 - Updated: 2012.02.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Third Chances by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
After the events of "the End of Time," the Master wakes up alive.
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble
Characters: The Master (Simm), The Master (Simm), The Rani
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.04 - Updated: 2012.04.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

This Time by were_lemur [Reviews - 3]
Ace has saved the Doctor. For now.
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Drabble, General, Vignette
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.01.22 - Updated: 2012.01.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Three's A Crowd by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
He knew it was a bad idea to bring Donna back to the TARDIS. CRACK!
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: Two Time Lords, a Temp, and a TARDIS
Published: 2012.02.28 - Updated: 2012.02.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

Through A Cracked Mirror by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
A bad day in the physics lab.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble
Characters: Original Companion, The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.01.31 - Updated: 2012.01.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Too Much Information by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Amy and River have a mother-daughter chat.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Drabble, General, Humor, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Amy Pond, River Song
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.13 - Updated: 2012.04.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 103

Trust Issues by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
They're working together; shouldn't they be able to trust each other?
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, Series
Characters: The Master (Simm), The Rani
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.29 - Updated: 2012.04.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Uncomfortable Comfort by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
The Master's having a bad drums day.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.31 - Updated: 2012.03.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Unintended by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor didn't think about the consequences of fixing the Master's drums, until it was too late.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Drabble, General, Horror
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.21 - Updated: 2012.03.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Warming Trend by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
Trapped in a cave, huddling for warmth.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.17 - Updated: 2012.04.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

When Opportunity Knockers by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
A bit of alien tech turns Jack into a woman. CRACK!
Torchwood - Teen - None - Drabble, Humor, Mixed
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.29 - Updated: 2012.03.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Where The Sky Is Burning by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Ace during the Toclafane attack.
Seventh Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Drabble, General, Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: Ace McShane
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.20 - Updated: 2012.02.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 103



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