A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:BiteyMadLady (Liz)
Member Since:2011.07.03
Website:http://biteymadlady58.livejournal.com
I'm a fifties-something Disaster Recovery Planning Consultant who works far too many hours, but who enjoys formulating bizarre test scenarios that challenge the participants. I have a degree in English and German philology, spent two years in Law school (before deciding I didn't want to be a lawyer) and unfortunately, I find myself using my skills to torment people in the workplace rather than fulfil my inherent need to write.

In my personal life, I'm something of a total geek. A wife and mother to three boys, I now find myself waking groggily from the dream-like mundane life just prior to our youngest preparing to graduate from University. My obsessions are broad and eccentric, and include tent camping, leisure travel, gardening, technology (I build many of my own computers), Shakespeare, live theatre, reading, writing, and sci-fi (always sci-fi, from as long as I can remember). I've also been an inveterate Anglophile since cutting my teeth on imported British TV via PBS as a pre-teen.

A writer from a very early age (fifth grade), most of my scholastic accolades were for creative writings with original characters. My first fan-fiction, around age thirteen as I recall, was an attempt at an original episode of the "Odd Couple" from the television show. Recently, I found that script amongst the detritus of my life, and I was surprised to find it amazingly coherent, albeit very primitive in a thirteen year-oldish way. Ah, if only an early teen could imagine how middle-aged men truly interacted!

My most recent foray into fanfic was a little over a decade ago when I was deeply engaged in Star Trek online role-playing. One of the reasons I hesitate to jump headlong back into the world of fanfic is the fact that it tends to take over my life. Sleep becomes a most irritating and infrequent necessity, inhumanly large doses of espresso becomes one of the major food groups, and mundane work matters tend to take a back burner.

The Fourth Doctor, Tom Baker, was my first Doctor. To this day he still holds a special place in my heart and he will always be "My Doctor", but it is New Who that currently enthralls me. I find myself wondering wispfully what it would have been like had Christopher Eccleston held a longer tenure. David Tennant as Ten, so devastatingly gorgeous and larger than life, sparks an almost uncontrollable urge to write again. His chemistry with Billie Piper's Rose, and their heartbreakingly tragic love story, is ripe with possibilities for fanfic. I'm also extremely fond of the Eleventh Doctor, Matt Smith. His boyish charm makes me smile every time he is on the screen.

I hesitate to say how many hours I've lurked on this site reading astoundingly good stories that feed my urge to delve back into the world of writing. The itch is fomenting an obsession with only one cure, however. Someday, somehow, you are bound to see my tentative dabblings as I scrape off the decades old rust. Please be kind, but brutally truthful, if you understand that proof-reader's conundrum. :-)

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Stories by BiteyMadLady [8] Favorite Stories and Series [183] Favorite Authors [34]
Wayward Son 'Verse by BiteyMadLady [Reviews - 0]
AU post-Stolen Earth, S4 after Ten II's arrival in Pete's World. The on-going story of Ten II's struggles to develop an identity of his own as he struggles to forge a relationship with Rose in Pete's World and beyond.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - - Swearing - Alternate Universe, Angst, Character Study, General, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Romance
Characters: None
Open: No

Stories
Disappearing Skin Tight Blues - Alternate Version by BiteyMadLady [Reviews - 7]
Post-Stolen Earth, S4. AU: Ten II and Rose spend their bonding night at a B&B in Cardiff, Pete's World. Time's Champion and the Bad Wolf merge to form a powerful force. This story takes place in the Wayward Son universe and is an alternate version of chapter 31.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Alternate Universe, Het, PWP, Romance, Series
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: Wayward Son 'Verse
Published: 2012.08.19 - Updated: 2012.08.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8346

I'd Rather Be with You by BiteyMadLady [Reviews - 4]
Set one year after Ten II's arrival in Pete's World. AU set as part of the Wayward Son 'Verse.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, Het, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: Wayward Son 'Verse
Published: 2012.06.09 - Updated: 2012.06.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

I'd Rather Be with You II by BiteyMadLady [Reviews - 3]
Ten's thoughts as he regenerates into Eleven.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Drabble, Romance, Series
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: Wayward Son 'Verse
Published: 2012.06.19 - Updated: 2012.06.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

I'd Rather Be With You III by BiteyMadLady [Reviews - 2]
Companion piece to drabble "I'd Rather Be with You I and II." Part of the Wayward Son 'verse. Takes place after Disappearing Skin Tight Blues, chapter 31.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Character Study, General, Vignette
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: Wayward Son 'Verse
Published: 2012.09.03 - Updated: 2012.09.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 125

I'd Rather Be With You IV by BiteyMadLady [Reviews - 2]
Companion piece to drabble "I'd Rather Be with You I, II and III." Part of the Wayward Son 'verse. Takes place after Disappearing Skin Tight Blues, chapter 31, and "Waters of Mars" episode.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Drabble
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: Wayward Son 'Verse
Published: 2012.09.03 - Updated: 2012.09.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 200

It's Never Straight Up and Down by BiteyMadLady [Reviews - 7]
Ten II and Rose spend some quality time together after their bonding. This is a companion piece to Wayward Son in the Wayward Son 'Verse, and occurs some time after Time For Me to Fly. This story can also be a stand alone.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Alternate Universe, Het, PWP
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: Wayward Son 'Verse
Published: 2013.07.26 - Updated: 2013.07.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2050

Meatless Mondays by BiteyMadLady [Reviews - 8]
It's the week before Christmas and all is quiet on the TARDIS. Donna decides to cook a meal for them and doesn't expect the kind of resistance she gets over the menu. Set sometime after The Unicorn and the Wasp.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - General, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.12.25 - Updated: 2011.12.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3040

Wayward Son by BiteyMadLady [Reviews - 236]
Post-Stolen Earth, S4. AU: TenII hits a big snag in his efforts to forge a new life with Rose on Pete's World and finds himself facing an unexpected identity crisis. He ends up on the adventure he thought he'd never have.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Alternate Universe, Angst, Character Study, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Characters: Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Jackie Tyler, Jake Simmonds, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Pete Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: Wayward Son 'Verse
Published: 2011.12.29 - Updated: 2014.09.18 - Chapters: 45 - Completed: No - Word Count: 199563



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