A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:Dark_pheonix (Erin Walsh)
Member Since:2004.04.26
Website:http://www.geocities.com/nightshade_pheonix
Well, I've been reading so many stories here I thought I'd jump in and start submitting some of my own. I have couple of characters I like to write about most (e.g. the Brigadier) but I do like to experiment when my pooey computer allows me.

Please excuse my idiocy. It is all my fingerless gloves, the Dave Collective, and their evil posessing ways. Should you bother to learn more about me, go to my Livejournal (www.livejournal.com/users/dark_pheonix) and read.

Please clean up your exploded brains after reading my stories, I can't do all the work. And, despite popular opinion, I am not on any drug type substances whatsoever. I just happen to be rather silly.

Live long and eat pie.
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Stories by Dark_pheonix [17] Favorite Stories and Series [0] Favorite Authors [0]
Stories
Alternatives of munge by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 1]
An alternate alternate universe set during Inferno, where the Brigade leader wasn't shot, the Doctor was a rabbit, the Master is a singing pine tree and the top security installation is not made out of marshmallow.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2004.04.27 - Updated: 2004.04.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 751

Boat Drabble Challengefic by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 3]
A little boat-related tribute for the tragically dead Anthony Ainley.
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Drabble, General
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
Published: 2004.05.12 - Updated: 2004.05.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 104

Companion Talkback by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 5]
All the Doctor's TV companions summarize their time with the Doctor.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Adric, Barbara Wright, Ben Jackson, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Harry Sullivan, Ian Chesterton, Jamie McCrimmon, K-9, Kamelion, Katarina, Leela, Nyssa, Polly Wright, Sara Kingdom, Sarah Jane Smith, Steven Taylor, Susan Foreman
Series: None
Published: 2004.05.20 - Updated: 2004.05.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 601

Drabble Chain by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 1]
A series of seperate drabbles arranged into near coherent order.
Multi-Era - All Ages - General - Action/Adventure, Drabble, General
Characters: The Doctor (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2004.06.02 - Updated: 2004.06.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 403

Harry Sullivan's Magical Sideburns of Luurve by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 6]
The Eighth Doctor and the Brigadier get completely plastered, and the Doctor convinces the Brig to tell him a story. This is that story.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Harry Sullivan, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2004.04.26 - Updated: 2004.04.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2463

Incompetent invaders by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 10]
Two hopeless Zygons land on Earth, and wouldn't have a clue how to subdue the planet in only five weeks with only a dead sandwich and a probe.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2004.06.08 - Updated: 2004.09.01 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: No - Word Count: 1980

Masterpeice by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 2]
Mastery insanity during my dull IT lesson. Wee!
Other Era - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: The Master (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2004.05.13 - Updated: 2004.05.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 512

Penguins and Cupids by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 8]
Seven/ Ace relationshippy thingy.
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Het
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
Published: 2004.05.15 - Updated: 2004.05.17 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Word Count: 1750

Seltsamkeit by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 5]
The ultimate mary-sue, written for a friend's birthday a year ago. Just think two person mary-sue insanity. Don't let the characters thingy fool you- there are more. I'm just lazy.
Multi-Era - All Ages - General - Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Humor, Satire, General
Characters: Christopher Cwej, The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2004.04.26 - Updated: 2004.12.02 - Chapters: 5 - Completed: No - Word Count: 9895

The Brigadier's New Clothes by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 1]
The Brigadier asks his little draw-dwelling Time Lord what she thinks about his new uniform.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Series: None
Published: 2004.05.04 - Updated: 2004.05.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 731

The day the universe went mad by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 1]
The ultimate Sci-fi crossover: Stargate, Star-Trek and Doctor Who alll in one. This chapter has a relitively low Doctor content, but there is MUCH more of him later, or may Spock Wibble at me.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Crossover, General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2004.07.22 - Updated: 2004.07.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 3591

The Sporran Warmer's Charm by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor, with a little help from the Brigadier, pulls up the courage to ask Jamie out for Dinner.
Second Doctor - All Ages - Slash - Humor, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (2nd), Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jamie McCrimmon
Series: None
Published: 2004.05.22 - Updated: 2004.05.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 510

The Three Little Daleks by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 1]
A script for our Drama assignment of doing our own version of "The Three Little Pigs"
Other Era - All Ages - None - Crossover, Humor
Characters: The Daleks, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2004.05.25 - Updated: 2004.05.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1675

Tribute To The Brigade Leader by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 1]
A short tribute to Inferno's Brigade Leader.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, General
Characters: The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None
Published: 2004.04.27 - Updated: 2004.04.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 229

True Love Is More Than A 5 Meg Floppy by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 2]
Davros/ Cyberleader relationship, drempt up during a very dull maths class. Yes, it is as silly as it sounds. I blame society.
Other Era - All Ages - Het - Drama, Humor, Het
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2004.05.19 - Updated: 2004.05.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 883

Unexplained Furniture by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor steps in dog poo, Mel falls into a pond and an intergalactic criminal is changed into a hat rack.
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Mel Bush, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2004.06.02 - Updated: 2004.06.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1077

Welcome! by Dark_pheonix [Reviews - 4]
A VERY random fourth Doctor story with a minor Orwell crossover.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Satire
Characters: The Doctor (4th), Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Series: None
Published: 2004.10.27 - Updated: 2004.10.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 976



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