A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:teacupnosaucer (Heather)
Member Since:2010.04.16
Website:http://www.livejournal.com/~hauldyourwhist
Twenty-four year old History graduate from Northern BC, Canada. Married to a Physicist Irishman who works on the oil patch and thus isn't around much. When he is around, all the better.

I like to read, write, and I'm learning to knit, although it's a process. Which is a generous way of saying everything I produce looks like it was made by someone without opposable thumbs.

My Dad and I imitate Daleks together over the dinner table, sticking our arms out like plungers.
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Stories by teacupnosaucer [25] Favorite Stories and Series [1] Favorite Authors [3]
Stories
"Rear-View Mirror" or The Night Jack Harkness Drove the Longest Highway and It Didnít Take Him Far Enough by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 1]
For six long months after Jack Harkness saved the Earth, he wandered the planet trying to find a place that didn't feel like a graveyard. Driving in the middle of the night through a wilderness where the highway stretches out for miles, he realizes he can't look anywhere but behind him.
Torchwood - Teen - None - Angst, Character Study, Introspection, Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.04.28 - Updated: 2010.04.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1751

before time there was a void until a voice said 'I' and was by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor. And then, Jack. Always Jack.
Multi-Era - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Introspection, Missing Scene, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.11.22 - Updated: 2011.12.13 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Word Count: 6314

Debris by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 2]
A year after what the media is calling "The 456 Dispute", Jack Harkness returns to Earth to rebuild Torchwood. It's a job he's done before, hell, it's one he seems purpose-built for. But in the wake of personal tragedy and widespread disillusionment, is what he creates here ever quite going to be the same?
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Introspection, Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Jack Harkness, PC Andy Davidson
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.20 - Updated: 2010.07.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2201

Doppelganger by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 18]
Ianto Jones is searching for someone, and he's willing to risk and give anything if it brings him that one step closer. After materializing on an alternate Earth where Daleks roam the streets and and twenty-six planets hang ominously overhead, the first person he happens upon is the smug and decidedly untrustworthy Captain John Hart, Time Agent. Hart seems to know what's going on in this world, and also knows more about Ianto himself than he's letting on, but most importantly he promises to take Ianto to Torchwood in London where he can continue his desperate search on this new world. . . but for what price?
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood, Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Explicit Violence, Swearing - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Character Study, Drama, Slash
Characters: Captain John Hart, Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Amy Pond, The Doctor (11th), Mickey Smith
Series: None
Published: 2010.04.28 - Updated: 2010.06.27 - Chapters: 17 - Completed: No - Word Count: 35149

Everything Glitters. Everything is Strange. by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 2]
After Lisa's death, Ianto makes amends. With everything.
Torchwood - Teen - None - Character Study, Fluff
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Myfanwy
Series: None
Published: 2010.08.02 - Updated: 2010.08.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 563

Falling Indefinitely (Without Ever Getting Closer) by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 2]
Nine times in Jack Harkness' long and varied life that he didn't belong, and once he (however briefly) did.
Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - None - Character Study, Vignette
Characters: Captain John Hart, Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Martha Jones, Torchwood, UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.19 - Updated: 2010.10.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1150

Fine. Normal. Okay. by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 4]
They keep talking past the issue, standing back and watching the poison spread.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex, Non-Con, Swearing - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Slash
Characters: Captain John Hart, Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.11.11 - Updated: 2010.11.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4191

Holy, Holy, Holy by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 2]
Poetry in bed.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - PWP, Romance, Slash, Vignette
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.08.02 - Updated: 2010.08.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2027

If You Know Despair or Can See It in Others by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 4]
Ianto Jones had resolved that, if he was going to die, he would at least do so memorably, with purpose. Instead, he is faced with the day-to-day humiliations of survival, a state of being where even that final honest gesture can be taken away from him.
Torchwood - Adult - Swearing - Angst, Character Study, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.06 - Updated: 2010.05.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2529

Jumping In with Both Feet by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 1]
The view is never enough.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Introspection, Romance, Vignette
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.12.13 - Updated: 2011.12.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 432

Little Separate Incidents by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 4]
June 26th, 2010: Itís raining and all he has is the suit he died in, and not even the jacket, at that.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Introspection
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Rhiannon Davies
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.19 - Updated: 2010.10.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3952

Management of Dead Bodies in Disaster Situations: A Field Manual by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 3]
Darragh Edmonds is a so-called "disaster specialist". Called to the site of tsunamis, earth quakes, floods, terrorist attacks, he takes up the grim task of putting order to human remains, and he does it well. Cleaning up after a biological attack on Thames House should make for a comparatively easy day for Darragh: after all, the bodies of Thames House have even been so considerate as to pile themselves right at the front door for him. That is, until he's sworn to secrecy and sent, alone, to collect two bodies from the building's eerie top floor.
Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Angst, Character Study, General, Introspection, Missing Scene, Standalone
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.16 - Updated: 2010.05.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2279

Nice, Nice, Very Nice by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 4]
John Hart finishes what he starts. Heís not about to leave that encounter in the elevator hanging.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex, Explicit Violence, Non-Con, Swearing - Angst, Horror, PWP, Standalone
Characters: Captain John Hart, Ianto Jones
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.22 - Updated: 2010.10.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3745

Note to Self: You're Going to Forget All This by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 8]
Three thousand years later, Jack doesn't remember much about the leather strap he wears around his wrist; all he knows is that the device inside it needs to be repaired as soon as possible. Every year that passes he finds himself forgetting more and more, his mind collapsing under the weight of his own prolonged existence. So he does his best to follow the clues his younger self leaves him in the hopes they'll lead him somewhere that makes sense again. For now, that means one date, expressed as coordinates: 2009-08-23.
Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Romance, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.06.06 - Updated: 2010.06.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2380

One Long Starless Night, Two Old Soldiers Met at a Crossroads by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 9]
Rory receives an unlikely visitor: a man both like him and not. Someone makes a promise they could never keep. But for a little while, anyway, things aren't quite so lonely. A story in four parts.
Torchwood, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Character Study, General, Introspection, Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.06.28 - Updated: 2010.06.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1942

Otherwise, Everything is Pretty Much the Way You Remember It by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 2]
Five ways Ianto Jones and Jack Harkness could have crossed paths outside of the years 2007-2009.
Torchwood - Adult - Swearing - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Introspection, Missing Scene, Romance, Slash, Vignette
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.06.06 - Updated: 2010.06.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4017

Plastic Dolls Floating Across the Atlantic, Toy Soldiers Crowding the Pacific by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 5]
After the disbanding of the Time Agency, only seven former Agents survive, scattered throughout time and space. Who are these seven? How do they live now that the Agency, once the defining factor in their respective lives, is gone? And what ominous presence is stalking them across the centuries?
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Violence, Swearing - Action/Adventure, Character Study, Drama, General, Mystery, Vignette
Characters: Captain John Hart, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2010.06.25 - Updated: 2010.07.03 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: No - Word Count: 7915

Refraction/Precipitation by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 1]
By morning, the snow, and their tracks through it, will be gone.
Torchwood - Teen - None - Romance, Slash, Vignette
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.19 - Updated: 2010.10.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1747

Small Coffee: £1.69, No Refills. by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 3]
Suzie Costello told them that when they died there was nothing there but darkness. And maybe she had a hundred tiny sadistic reasons to lie, but they all knew she wasn't. Not about this. So Ianto cleaned up their mugs.
Torchwood, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Character Study, Drama, Introspection, Romance, Slash, Vignette
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.15 - Updated: 2010.07.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1512

Sunflower Sutra by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 1]
Poetry in bed.
Torchwood - Teen - None - Fluff, Romance, Slash, Vignette
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.08.02 - Updated: 2010.08.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 964

The Bureaucrat's Love Story Ends at Six Sharp by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 2]
When the rift is quiet for three straight days, the whole team find themselves filling time. Left to his own devices in the archives with a hundred years worth of Torchwood 3 personnel files, Ianto Jones starts to question the permanence of the things he holds dear in the world. Especially disconcerting is the conundrum of his precarious relationship with Captain Jack Harkness . . . that is, until he comes to a novel solution.
Torchwood - Teen - None - Character Study, Humor, Introspection, Missing Scene, Romance, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.02 - Updated: 2010.05.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4537

The Doctor Still Dances by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 9]
Amy and Rory play dress-up. So, coincidentally, does the Doctor.
Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - Adult - None - Character Study, Fluff, Romance, Vignette
Characters: Amy Pond, Jack Harkness, Rory Williams, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (9th), Amy Pond, Rory Williams, Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.12.13 - Updated: 2011.12.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1203

the dress looks nice on you by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 2]
This must be what it's like to be married to a gracefully aging wife.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Missing Scene, Romance, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (11th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2011.12.13 - Updated: 2011.12.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 548

There was also that lovely private dinner that ended with a brief poisoning by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 2]
Donna Noble has been on her fair share of terrible dates, but nobody tops the Doctor.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.12.13 - Updated: 2011.12.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 368

Three Times Ianto Jones Met James Bond, Including One Time He Remembered It by teacupnosaucer [Reviews - 0]
Disgruntled university grad and professional layabout Ianto Jones had gone to the bar on his last night in Cardiff with the intention to get pissed. What he didnít expect was to get tangled up with an international superspy cum antiques dealer cum black market buyer cum intergalactic conman in the middle of a relationship crisis. And he definitely didnít expect to end the night in another man's blood-spattered suit.
Torchwood - Teen - Explicit Violence, Swearing - Action/Adventure, Horror, Humor, Mixed, Slash
Characters: Captain John Hart, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Rhiannon Davies
Series: None
Published: 2010.06.07 - Updated: 2010.06.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 14175



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