A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:Roach Patrol ()
Member Since:2010.01.06
Website:roachpatrol.livejournal.com
I'm a twenty-something time-traveler living in Portland, OR. I like science fiction, pretty pictures, sexy people, and chocolate delivered to me as often as possible. I break my promises, swear in public, and sleep in late.

Most of my fanfiction-- Doctor Who and otherwise-- is archived at my livejournal, at roachpatrol.livejournal.com . I'm posting more of my Whofic up here, but it's been slow going.

My fanart is on DeviantArt, at rachelroach.deviantart.com .

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Stories by Roach Patrol [28] Favorite Stories and Series [349] Favorite Authors [37]
All You Need Is Love by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 1]
Just for a little while, just for now, for as long as it lasts. The Doctor lets himself love and be loved by Amy and Rory.
Eleventh Doctor - - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Humor, PWP, Romance
Characters: None
Open: No

Stories
A Day In The Life by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 2]
Written for the best_enemies kinkmeme prompt: The White Guardian sends the Master to help the Doctor find the Key to Time.
Fourth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Alternate Universe, PWP, Slash, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (4th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2010.12.25 - Updated: 2010.12.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4231

A Little Dark And Out Of Key by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 4]
He is the last Lord of Time, and he will have what he wants. Time Lord Victorious / Saxon!Master.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Explicit Violence, Non-Con, Swearing - Alternate Universe, Horror, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.24 - Updated: 2010.10.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1950

Ad Astra Per Anatis by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 7]
The Doctor is kneeling in the mud by the edge of the duck pond, his sleeves rolled up, his hair sticking up every which way, and he looks like nothing so much as a little boy with a train set on Christmas morning.
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Vignette
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.01.19 - Updated: 2011.01.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 948

All Together Now by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 9]
The Doctor has an unexpected reaction to the banana tour of Nueur Villengaurd, and a good time is had by nearly everyone.
Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Humor, PWP, Romance
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: All You Need Is Love
Published: 2010.09.25 - Updated: 2010.09.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4073

All You Need Is Love by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 5]
(Post-Amy's Choice PWP) "It was all of us," Rory said. "Don't you remember? In that dream, it was all of us together."
Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Fluff, PWP, Romance
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: All You Need Is Love
Published: 2010.09.23 - Updated: 2010.09.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2982

and explode into space by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 18]
"I'll have to settle down. With a house or something - a proper house with, with, with doors and things - carpets! Me! Living in a house! Now that, that - that is terrifying." An Impossible Planet AU.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Alternate Universe, Het, Horror, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2010.04.08 - Updated: 2010.04.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2716

And May All Your Dreams Come True by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 5]
It's their birthday. Theta's got class issues. Koschei's got cake.
Other Era - All Ages - None - Humor, Vignette
Characters: The Master (Academy era)
Series: None
Published: 2010.11.09 - Updated: 2010.11.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1003

Any Time At All by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 7]
AU from The Enemy Within. With the aid of a sack of jelly babies, the Master successfully captures the amnesiac Doctor and his TARDIS. Only, he hadn't really planned out what to do next.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Alternate Universe, Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (8th), The Master (Roberts), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.03 - Updated: 2010.07.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4327

Baby You Can Drive My Car by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 5]
This is the first day of the rest of Yana's life. (Utopia AU, Ten/Simm!Yana)
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Alternate Universe, Character Study, Slash
Characters: Professor Yana, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2010.11.07 - Updated: 2010.11.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2318

Baby, It's You by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 6]
It's New Year's in the alternate universe! What are a half-Time Lord and his intrepid companion to do? Attend a nice party hosted by Richard Lazarus, of course, where there's an anti-aging device that needs disabling and enough running, shouting, and exploding to do to keep them busy all night. Or: What Rose and the alternate Doctor were up to during the End of Time.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Character Study, Het, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.03.18 - Updated: 2010.03.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4361

But Who Would Bell The Cat? by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 5]
"You have to watch out for the white ones," the man says to her. "Pretty little things, but they're all mad, you know. They'll break your heart."
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Horror, Mystery
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2010.04.08 - Updated: 2010.04.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 629

Captain Jack and the Little Wolf by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 2]
Once upon a time, that old trickster Captain Jack (I'm sure you've heard of him before) was going to pay his last respects to his grandfather in his little house the woods, for he lay there dying.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - BDSM - Action/Adventure, General
Characters: , Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.30 - Updated: 2010.08.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 899

Eight Days A Week by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 8]
Post Journey's End, the Doctor and Rose earn their happy ending. It just takes them a little while.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Het, Humor, Romance
Characters: Pete Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th), Torchwood
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.19 - Updated: 2010.10.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1089

Hello Spaceboy by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 17]
Metacrisis shmetacrisis. The DoctorDonna does the Eleventh Hour.
Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Humor
Characters: Amy Pond, The Doctor (11th), Donna Noble
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.04 - Updated: 2010.10.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 592

I Get By by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 1]
Eight/Roberts!Master, for the Best_Enemies kinkmeme: The Master's got a new form but it won't last, he needs the Doctor's body. Now. Hard. Against the console.
Eighth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (8th), The Master (Roberts)
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.30 - Updated: 2010.07.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2227

Maybe Tomorrow by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 1]
A little piece of Season 6B. "Jamie wakes up in a strange white room, and there's a funny little man leaning over him. The man is dark against the whiteness of the room, with black hair and a black coat and a rough, lined face, but his eyes are bright as lightning."
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.13 - Updated: 2010.05.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 426

No One Here But Us Dormice by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 4]
In the aftermath of the latest piece of the Time War, the tenth Doctor finds a moment to attend his own personal mad tea party-- or is that his own wake? Not that it matters, really, not any more.
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Character Study, Introspection, Missing Scene
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS, The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2010.03.15 - Updated: 2010.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2896

Now Go, Cat, Go by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 5]
Linear progression gets a bit funny in the Wardrobe Room, and Rose says goodbye to her boys.
Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Missing Scene
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.24 - Updated: 2010.10.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 990

Only A Northern Song by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 9]
A dark and nasty little story from the beginning of the Time War. The Lord President Rassilon seeks to educate his Council on the ill-advised nature of disobedience, and demonstrate the consequences of recklessly, deliberately, and repeatedly engaging in said ill-advised action. The Doctor is just the right men for the job. After all, if you can't beat them, change them.
Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - Explicit Sex, Explicit Violence, Non-Con - Horror, Slash, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.03.18 - Updated: 2010.03.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4381

Operation Cuckoo by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 9]
"Hope is a good emotion." The Doctor's got an alien pregnancy. Rose has got baby names.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Het, Humor, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.23 - Updated: 2010.10.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 993

Prime by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 20]
In which young Amelia Pond attempts to seek both her fortune and the Doctor, talks to strangers, feeds a dog, and loses her bicycle in the woods (though not exactly in that order).
Seventh Doctor, Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Missing Scene, Mystery
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th), Amy Pond
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.08 - Updated: 2010.05.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2192

Quis Custodiet by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 0]
(double drabble) They've taken Jamie away from the Doctor. For Lords of Time, they don't seem to be very bright.
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Missing Scene
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon
Series: None
Published: 2010.09.23 - Updated: 2010.09.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 200

Remember That You Are Mortal by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 6]
Time, space, and microwave cake on the moon. The Doctor and Rose Tyler do birthdays their own way.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Vignette
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.11.08 - Updated: 2010.11.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 792

Such A Lovely Audience by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 4]
Double-length drabble: Doctor/Master. The Doctor isn't a complete idiot, but sometimes it's a bit closer than he'd ever admit.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, Humor, Slash
Characters: The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2010.03.15 - Updated: 2010.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 200

We Could Be Heroes by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 1]
Season 6B. The Doctor asks a favor from the Master for Jamie. The Master has a mutually satisfying repayment plan. Two/Delgado!Master/Jamie McCrimmon, plus chocolate.
Second Doctor, Third Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, PWP, Romance, Slash
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, The Doctor (2nd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.27 - Updated: 2010.10.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5605

Well, You Know by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 13]
It is July in New New York, 099: the dawning of the latest and greatest era of beauty, freedom, truth and love, but mostly love. And when it comes to Rose Tyler and Jack Harkness, a lot of beauty. John Smith is so hopelessly in love with his two best friends that sometimes he thinks he could just about explode. But he's no one special. Not really.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Alternate Universe, Drama, Romance
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.03.19 - Updated: 2010.03.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5006

Wise Men Don't Know How It Feels by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 1]
"I'm half human, you know. On my mother's side." Theta Sigma has an exceptionally rocky adolescence. Theta/Koschei.
Other Era - All Ages - None - Angst, Drama, Slash, Vignette
Characters: The Master (Academy era)
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.07 - Updated: 2010.07.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1546

You Don't Have To Be Mad (But It Helps!) by Roach Patrol [Reviews - 6]
"Doctor, it says right there that it's not supposed to do anything," Amy says. "You've been running scans on it for ages! How do we know it's not some lame time traveling archaeologist joke? 'You don't have to be mad to go running about in time and space but it helps'?"
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Drama, Humor, Mystery
Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.24 - Updated: 2010.10.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1045



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