A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

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All Cake and No Clothes by vvj5 [Reviews - 4]
Originally, the combined efforts of Death by Asprin to get Ten naked and chained to Three. Since then it's grown to include other Doctors, types of cake/foodstuffs and items of clothing. It's still, for the most part, not half as dodgy as it sounds...
Third Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - - None - None
Characters: None
Open: Yes

As the Wolf Howls by websurffer [Reviews - 1]
What if Rose hadn't been caught by Pete Tyler at the last second? What if she had fallen into the Void? And what if she had somehow survived to escape and find an alternate form of the Doctor? How would her time in the Void have changed her?
Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - - None - None
Characters: None
Open: No

Stories
"Yeah, I know what an allegory is," said Ace. by merripestin [Reviews - 22]
There once was a man who married goldfish. (lj:dw100 love challenge)
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, General
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
Published: 2003.10.09 - Updated: 2003.10.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

A Still More Terrible Night Awaits Us by Lyricwritesprose [Reviews - 10]
The distinction between cosmic horror and cosmic wonder is at least partly one's point of view. Lovecraft crossover.
Seventh Doctor - Teen - None - Character Study, Crossover, General, Horror, Vignette
Characters: Ace McShane, Other Character(s), The Doctor (7th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.19 - Updated: 2012.03.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1278

A Table of Content by rutsky [Reviews - 6]
Running for your life isn't always on the menu. Sometimes food is.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Vignette
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Beijo Sonho
Published: 2009.09.14 - Updated: 2009.09.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 341

All in a Day's Work by miss_baxter [Reviews - 28]
In which Donna Noble averts a (small) apocalypse; a crossover with The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Crossover
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.29 - Updated: 2008.04.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2955

An Auction of Memories by TimeLord89 [Reviews - 10]
The Doctor attends a rather unpleasant auction, but what is he searching for?
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (7th), The TARDIS
Series: Alone In The Universe...
Published: 2007.04.26 - Updated: 2008.07.16 - Chapters: 5 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1842

An End has a Start by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 5]
It seemed that the Doctor's moral stance on not participating in major jewel heists for fear of screwing up the timeline was considerably weaker when they were a) in another universe b) especially fun jewel heists. Crossover with Firefly.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Crossover, Het
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.09.01 - Updated: 2007.09.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2376

An Extra Brandy by Daylight [Reviews - 3]
There's a reason the Brigadier always leaves out an extra brandy.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Angst, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.10 - Updated: 2013.03.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2007

Assorted challenges by johne [Reviews - 22]
Drabbles, double-drabbles and flash-fics written for various challenges.
Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Drabble, General, Humor, Mixed
Characters: Christopher Cwej, Clara Oswin Oswald, Jamie McCrimmon, Jamie McCrimmon, Jo Grant, Jo Grant, Lucie Miller, Lucie Miller, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Romana I, Romana I, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, Roslyn Forrester, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, Sara
Series: None
Published: 2009.08.02 - Updated: 2014.09.27 - Chapters: 45 - Completed: No - Word Count: 6871

Chance Meetings by DameRuth [Reviews - 52]
DW/Firefly crossover.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Crossover, General
Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: Tales from the Findersverse
Published: 2007.03.03 - Updated: 2007.03.30 - Chapters: 8 - Completed: No - Word Count: 18745

Collected Ficlets by livii [Reviews - 19]
What it says on the tin - a collection spot for drabbles and ficlets of ~1000 words or less. Variety of ratings, from All Ages to Adult (each story rated separately). Most recent: Fitz/Rose.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Crossover, Femslash, General, Het, Slash
Characters: Ace McShane, Anji Kapoor, Barbara Wright, Ben Jackson, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Harry Sullivan, Hex Schofield, Jack Harkness, Jo Grant, John Benton, Martha Jones, Nyssa, Romana I, Romana II, Rose Tyler, Sarah Jane Smith, Susan Foreman, Tegan Jovanka
Series: None
Published: 2006.10.06 - Updated: 2012.01.10 - Chapters: 45 - Completed: No - Word Count: 19965

Death and Taxes by Gary Merchant [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor has a run in with bureaucracy and red tape. And he's not the only one.
Third Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - General, Humor
Characters: Jo Grant, Other Character(s), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2009.07.02 - Updated: 2009.07.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2103

Does the Doctor Know Where His Towel Is? by AstroGirl [Reviews - 38]
Nowhere in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's entry on the Doctor is there any mention of towels. This fact has more significant consequences than you might imagine.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Crossover, Humor
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2010.06.20 - Updated: 2010.06.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 623

Fandom Stockings by Daystar Searcher [Reviews - 8]
A collection of all the little ficlets I wrote for the 2011 fandom_stocking, gathered together in one place for convenience.
Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Other Era, Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - Explicit Violence, Non-Con - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Crossover, Drabble, Femslash, Fluff, General, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Satire, Vignette
Characters: Leela, Romana II, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (4th), River Song, The Doctor (11th), Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th), Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Liz Shaw, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), Ace McShane, Mel Bush, Leela, Romana II, Chrissie Jackson, Cl
Series: None
Published: 2012.01.09 - Updated: 2012.01.09 - Chapters: 8 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1511

Fetch the Doctor, Jeeves! by idontlikegravy [Reviews - 14]
Crossover with Jeeves and Wooster. Bertie Wooster is on his way to visit Aunt Dahlia when he meets a very strange man, and things just keep getting odder.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General
Characters: The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.12.11 - Updated: 2007.12.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2330

Forever Tomorrow by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 67]
The healing effects of the Archangel Network are wearing off, and the only thing that can save the Doctor is a broken friendship which may no longer exist.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, General
Characters: Harry Sullivan, Jack Harkness, John Benton, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Simm), UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2007.12.30 - Updated: 2009.07.19 - Chapters: 13 - Completed: No - Word Count: 24054

Ground Rules by JJPOR [Reviews - 25]
“The Doctor?” The Brigadier thought about that for a moment. “He’s the Queen’s sworn enemy as well?”
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama, General, Missing Scene
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Sergeant Benton, UNIT
Series: Torchwood: For King and Country
Published: 2008.10.16 - Updated: 2008.10.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3554

Happy Endings, Hasty Exits by vvj5 [Reviews - 54]
"I want to stay on this planet and marry X!" Given the Doctor's companions' propensity to abruptly leave him and marry someone they've only just met, there are an awful lot of roads not taken. Quite a few wouldn't have been half so daft as those that were.
Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Character Study, Het, Humor, Romance, Vignette
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Harry Sullivan, Jamie McCrimmon, Jo Grant, K-9, Leela, Liz Shaw, Mike Yates, Nyssa, Nyssa, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Other Characte
Series: None
Published: 2009.02.14 - Updated: 2009.05.31 - Chapters: 10 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 17439

I Know What You Are by DameRuth [Reviews - 12]
The Doctor, Rose and Jack go to the movies.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, General, Humor, Satire, Standalone
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Flotsam and Jetsam, Three Amigos
Published: 2008.11.30 - Updated: 2008.11.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 310

Kissing Candies by JessaLRynn [Reviews - 6]
Romana catches up to the Doctor with a simple request. Things get a little stranger than usual after that. Jack guest stars in this jaunt into the surreal.
Seventh Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - None - Fluff, Het, Humor, Romance, Standalone
Characters: Ace McShane, Jack Harkness, Romana II, The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (Unspecified), Unspecified Companion
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.15 - Updated: 2008.11.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1887

My Immortal by elisi [Reviews - 41]
After settling in Rome in 2004, Buffy started dating a man known only as 'The Immortal', and who was - by all accounts - entirely too good to be true. What if one of his other names was 'Captain Jack Harkness'? This crossover explores how this could be possible, ties the two 'verses together (including all those flashbacks) and shows why Buffy and Jack were perfect for each other at that point in time. Canon compliant in the extreme.
Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Character Study, Crossover, Het, Mixed
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Owen Harper, Suzie Costello, Toshiko Sato
Series: My Immortal
Published: 2008.11.21 - Updated: 2009.08.12 - Chapters: 17 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 86417

Out of Joint by HonorH [Reviews - 231]
Crossover with Joss Whedon's Firefly. A mysterious incident in the Time Vortex forces the TARDIS to set down on Serenity. Mal finds a few headaches, the Doctor finds a mystery, and River finds someone who speaks her language.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Crossover, Humor, Romance
Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2007.03.03 - Updated: 2007.12.01 - Chapters: 19 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 44597

Psycho Savior, qu'est-ce que c'est? by kalima [Reviews - 32]
A young woman contemplates suicide by power steering fluid. "'Course you could just eat the gun like Cobain-- wait, what year is this? He done that yet?"
Ninth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Angst
Characters: The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.09.24 - Updated: 2006.10.09 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7690

Sea of Love by rickmaniac101 [Reviews - 12]
Jo Grant's daughter is getting married and there's an unexpected guest at the wedding.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Het, Romance
Characters: Cliff Jones, Jo Grant, Jo Grant, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.22 - Updated: 2008.06.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2306

Section 3-52 by atraphoenix [Reviews - 10]
Zoe couldn’t continue to wander around the bridge in that catsuit. It was Kirk's job – his duty, even – to get her out of it.
[A Star Trek XI crossover.]
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Het, Humor, Romance, Standalone
Characters: Other Character(s), Zoe Herriot
Series: None
Published: 2009.05.29 - Updated: 2009.05.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1501

Seven Days That Shook Captain Jack's Pants by RedScharlach [Reviews - 18]
There is a little-known Welsh saying: "Never judge a man until you've spent a week in his pants." Captain Jack Harkness is that man. These are his pants.
Torchwood - Adult - None - Humor, Satire
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Rhys Williams, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.27 - Updated: 2009.01.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3184

Strain by golden orange [Reviews - 10]
Peri is infected with the dreaded alien sex pollen. This makes things between her and the Doctor uncomfortable. Alright, MORE uncomfortable.
Sixth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Fluff, Het, Humor, Romance
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.06.15 - Updated: 2009.06.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1312

The Doctor's 500 Year Diary by aralias [Reviews - 8]
In the course of the years recorded (unclear exactly how many), the Doctor confides his hopes, his dreams, his assessment of his wardrobe choices (v.g.) and his continual frustrations with the Time Lords - particularly the one who keeps annoyingly coming to visit him (no, not his brother - the other one). It's difficult enough to keep his new regeneration resolutions already.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Liz Shaw, Mike Yates, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2010.11.14 - Updated: 2010.11.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2729

The Great Time Lord Caper by Viv [Reviews - 2]
Warning EXTREMLY bad jokes
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Humor
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon
Series: None
Published: 2007.10.26 - Updated: 2007.10.26 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4196

Time and KAOS by Danny_B [Reviews - 10]
Time-travel in the hands of terrorists is a terrible prospect, and one which the Doctor must stop at all costs. Fortunately, he has help: Maxwell Smart, agent 86 of Control. He's really in trouble this time.
Multi-Era - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Crossover, General, Humor
Characters: Ian Chesterton, Susan Foreman, The Daleks, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.15 - Updated: 2009.03.17 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 21407

Wayward Children of Gallifrey by idelthoughts [Reviews - 13]
Mary Poppins turned to the Doctor with a particular tilt of her head and drew a breath, but he lifted his umbrella in warning. “If you start singing," he said, "I shall poke you in the eye.”
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General
Characters: The Doctor (7th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2012.11.03 - Updated: 2012.11.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1305

What Ho, You Dalek Chaps! by JJPOR [Reviews - 29]
“So, what you’re saying, Jeeves,” says I, “is that Daleks don’t believe in letting bygones be bygones.” “Indeed not, sir; the concept of forgiveness is as alien to them as are those of mercy, tolerance and light comic opera.” Jeeves & Wooster sort-of crossover.
Other Doctors, Other Era - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Crossover, Fluff, Humor, Satire, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Original Companion, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Romana (author created), The Daleks, The Daleks, The Doctor (Author-Created), The Doctor (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.04 - Updated: 2009.01.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3683

When You Turn to the Subject of Harry by Daystar Searcher [Reviews - 4]
Harry Sullivan’s first few weeks at U.N.I.T. headquarters involve a lot of getting lost and running into things, as one might expect. One of the things he keeps running into is a very pretty journalist, and the other is a metaphorical wall whenever he tries to find out anything about Doctor John Smith.
Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Humor, Introspection, Missing Scene
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Harry Sullivan, John Benton, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.06.18 - Updated: 2011.06.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3307



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