A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

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Stories by Paranoid Seat [25] Favorite Stories and Series [33] Favorite Authors [10]
New Doctor On The Block by Margaret Price [Reviews - 6]
Series of silliness post Parting of the Ways. No spoilers, just for fun. 5 stories...so far. More to follow? Who knows.
Multi-Era - - None - None
Characters: None
Open: No

The Facetsverse by padawanpooh [Reviews - 11]
In a bid to save the Doctor's future, Rose travels through time to meet each of his past incarnations...and becomes more than she ever dreamed....
Multi-Era - - None - None
Characters: None
Open: No

Turn of the Earth by Sarah [Reviews - 0]
What happened to Mickey and Jackie while Rose was away- features Mickey's relationship with Trisha, how Mickey inherited Clive's website, the reason why there was so much Bad Wolf graffiti in London and the effects of extraordinary things on ordinary people.
Ninth Doctor - - None - None
Characters: None
Open: No

What Was Lost by wmr [Reviews - 5]
After dropping Jack off on another planet after The Doctor Dances, the Doctor and Rose have an unexpected encounter which leads them into an investigation of what was lost. Trilogy; now complete and with smutty 'postscript'.
Ninth Doctor - - None - None
Characters: None
Open: No

Stories
"... A Smile from a Veil." by CaffeineJunkie [Reviews - 31]
A journalist's interest in Rose creates problems for the Doctor.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama
Characters: Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.07.08 - Updated: 2006.07.13 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 10811

. . . Who Burned Like Starfire by Nemo the Everbeing [Reviews - 21]
On her birthday, Ace receives two gifts: one intentional and one not.
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Introspection, Vignette
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2006.05.31 - Updated: 2006.05.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2314

A Matter of Timing by Forge [Reviews - 23]
Crossover with Firefly. The wreck of a luxury liner is boarded, and Ace is kidnapped. Months later, the crew of the Serenity is caught up in the Doctor’s latest scheme.What experiments are being performed on Icarus? What's in the Box stolen from the Doctor's quarters? It's all a matter of timing, but events are slipping away from him. As tensions between the Doctor and Captain Reynolds mount, Ace’s time is running out.
Seventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.03.06 - Updated: 2006.07.07 - Chapters: 11 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 13000

An Unfortunate Accident by jedi_penguin [Reviews - 8]
He was a competent cook. A superb cook, in fact. Really.
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor, Missing Scene
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.07 - Updated: 2008.07.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1928

And Is There Honey Still For Tea? by uktechgirl [Reviews - 11]
Rose Cottage, Sussex, 1926. The Doctor and Turlough have settled down to an idyllic life of tea, crumpets, and the click of red leather on willow. But is it really as perfect as it seems?
Fifth Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (5th), Turlough
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.16 - Updated: 2008.04.16 - Chapters: 13 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 71164

Daemonology by Airie [Reviews - 6]
The Doctor and Nyssa arrive in 1980s Melrose, a bastion of punk and new wave, just in time for a teenage fad to take a dangerous turn.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Fluff, Het, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Nyssa, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.09.16 - Updated: 2008.09.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6205

Doctor Who And The Board Game Of Death by nostalgia [Reviews - 16]
There's, like, a game. And it all goes horribly wrong from there. This is co-written with Edithmatilda.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Anji Kapoor, Fitz Kreiner, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2003.09.05 - Updated: 2003.09.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 969

Frozen Hearts by bibliophile1887 [Reviews - 14]
Peri comes to terms with the Doctor's new incarnation while the Doctor tries to keep her from freezing to death.
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.06.01 - Updated: 2006.06.02 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 15886

Grounds for Annulment by Sub Rosa [Reviews - 35]
Peri marries an alien and deals with wedding-night expectations.
Sixth Doctor - Teen - None - General, Humor
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.08.31 - Updated: 2006.08.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4559

Job Interview by alocin42 [Reviews - 4]
Becoming the new Doctor has got to be harder than just filling in an application form.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.04.16 - Updated: 2006.04.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1713

Mistress of Dread by Emery Board [Reviews - 220]
Something's fishy in the country of Egypt, to paraphrase the Doctor. With Osirans bent on recovering a political prisoner -whatever the cost -even the Doctor may not be enough. What about two Doctors though?
Fifth Doctor, Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General
Characters: Erimem, Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.02.11 - Updated: 2007.01.26 - Chapters: 33 - Completed: No - Word Count: 61705

Morality by Blue_Star [Reviews - 44]
After months of trying, the Doctor finally appears to have got Tegan back to Heathrow. But nothing is ever as simple as it seems. And something else has been expecting them.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka
Series: None
Published: 2006.01.12 - Updated: 2006.08.18 - Chapters: 10 - Completed: No - Word Count: 48718

One Track Mind by Doctor Tam [Reviews - 22]
Something that started out serious and turned into utter crack. The Doctor tells Rose his life story. Or something. “Twenty-nine!? Jeez, Mickey was right, you’re some sort of womanizer or something!”
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Humor, Missing Scene, Satire
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.21 - Updated: 2009.01.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1698

Past Due by Cryptile [Reviews - 74]
The Doctor gets in over his head searching for a dangerous relic from the Time War, meaning that Jack and Rose will have to bail him out. Too bad he's packed them off on a holiday.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2006.02.22 - Updated: 2007.02.26 - Chapters: 20 - Completed: No - Word Count: 61978

Past Imperfect by ponygirl [Reviews - 27]
Sometimes you need a little help, and it's good to see a familiar face from the past.
Sixth Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Angst, General
Characters: Evelyn Smythe, Evelyn Smythe, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.03.12 - Updated: 2006.03.15 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 14191

Pastures New by RosesBud [Reviews - 7]
The Doctor and Martha have a bonding session.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character, Study, Fluff, Humor, Introspection
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.03.15 - Updated: 2007.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2208

R01 - Glitz and Glamour by Kesomon [Reviews - 41]
A chance reunion on Nebati-16 throws the Doctor, Martha, and Jack into a whirlwind of adventure, danger, and mystery. Just what is the Katseye diamond, and why is the Larias family mob so keen to kill for it? And with a price on their heads, will Glitz and Mel survive to learn the answer?
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Mel Bush, Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: Redux - The Key of Time
Published: 2006.08.22 - Updated: 2006.11.14 - Chapters: 11 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 24127

R02 - The Relic of Niveus Astrum by Kesomon [Reviews - 18]
A message left behind, an old friend’s last words. A powerful secret is hidden on Niveus Astrum, one that could bring new hope to Orion. But the Doctor knows a bigger secret; one that, if ignored, could mean the death of his companions. With all of history already written, how can he stop what is inevitable to come?
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Series
Characters: Iris Wildthyme, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: Redux - The Key of Time
Published: 2006.11.14 - Updated: 2007.05.10 - Chapters: 14 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 47029

Seven Days That Shook Captain Jack's Pants by RedScharlach [Reviews - 18]
There is a little-known Welsh saying: "Never judge a man until you've spent a week in his pants." Captain Jack Harkness is that man. These are his pants.
Torchwood - Adult - None - Humor, Satire
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Rhys Williams, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.27 - Updated: 2009.01.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3184

The Annual UNIT Picnic by Primsong [Reviews - 17]
The Brigadier and UNIT attempt to enjoy their annual summer picnic, except for an odd alien occurrence which isn't the Doctor's fault, of course. Third Doctor and Jo Grant with Benton and Yates.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor, Series
Characters: Jo Grant, Mike Yates, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (3rd), UNIT
Series: Tales for Three
Published: 2008.05.10 - Updated: 2008.05.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3544

The Fate of the Earth Depends on It, Probably by Doyle [Reviews - 11]
[Black Books/Torchwood] A moment of madness on a certain internet auction site leads Torchwood to Manny’s door. Bernard is even less happy than usual.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Mixed
Characters: Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2006.10.04 - Updated: 2006.10.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3227

The First Casualty by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
Benny's latest escapade leads to a meeting with a certain Fitz Kreiner.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Humor
Characters: Bernice Summerfield, Fitz Kreiner, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2009.04.25 - Updated: 2009.04.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5255

The Idiot's Guide to Foiling Alien Invasions by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 19]
Jackie and Mickey save the day by bickering, drinking lots of tea and spending a lot of time in the pub in the middle of the day.
Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, Jackie Tyler, Jackie Tyler, John Benton, Mickey Smith, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (9th), UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.20 - Updated: 2008.06.20 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 20248

The Lonely God(zilla) by Cryptile [Reviews - 39]
Because nothing else is canon.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Humor
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.05.01 - Updated: 2006.05.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1732

The Polar Bears' Golf Club by Doyle [Reviews - 8]
40th century Echlin has one of the most famous centres of time travel research in the galaxy. Rose and Ace have some nitro-9, a bronze medal in gymnastics (under-7s category) and a couple of really enormous false moustaches. No contest, really…
Seventh Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General
Characters: Ace McShane, Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2007.11.22 - Updated: 2007.11.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4543

Totem by DameRuth [Reviews - 14]
Peri learns that an ancient Earth concept can be successfully applied to the Doctor.
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Series
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: Flotsam and Jetsam
Published: 2007.03.28 - Updated: 2007.03.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1407

Twenty Questions by warinbabylon [Reviews - 7]
Locked in a refrigerator with nothing to do? Forgotten your traveling backgammon game? What can two friends do to pass the time?
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het, Romance
Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2003.08.15 - Updated: 2003.08.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 11780

What Sarah Knew by Brightbear [Reviews - 2]
Sarah’s observes the Doctor and Harry.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - Slash - Missing, Scene, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (4th), Sarah Jane Smith, Harry Sullivan
Series: None
Published: 2005.07.05 - Updated: 2005.07.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 496

Within, the Enemy by AstroGirl [Reviews - 13]
An AU branching off from the TV movie, in which the Master succeeds in taking over the Doctor's body.
Eighth Doctor - Teen - None - Alternate Universe, General
Characters: The Doctor (8th), The Master (Roberts)
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.02 - Updated: 2008.11.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2634



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