A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

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Stories by NoScrubs12345 [22] Favorite Stories and Series [40] Favorite Authors [5]
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"Wanted: Human Woman" by nostalgia [Reviews - 31]
Post-LotL crackfic as the Doctor sets out to get a companion properly this time.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.07.16 - Updated: 2007.07.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1004

10 Uses for Post-It Notes by Erin Giles [Reviews - 18]
Just as the title says. (Aka Owen and Ianto have a slight obsession with office stationary.)
Torchwood - Teen - None - Drabble, Humor, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.29 - Updated: 2008.04.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1153

A Captain's Duty by el_evergreen [Reviews - 8]
After the events of "Countrycide," Jack tends to Ianto's injuries and realises that a little something special may be happening.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2007.05.31 - Updated: 2007.05.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2201

A Pint of Love - No need for Brains by Erin Giles [Reviews - 5]
When Gwen, Rhys, Ianto and Jack go to the pub together to watch the rugby Gwen asks Ianto a question about him and Jack that he hasn’t even thought about yet. Not really.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Fluff, Romance, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Rhys Williams
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.29 - Updated: 2008.04.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1730

A Tale of Pterodactyls by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 2]
Jack/Ianto. Myfanwy's missing, and Ianto's worried.
Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Humor, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Myfanwy
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.14 - Updated: 2008.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 538

And if I am a Number, I am Infinity + 1 by winterhill [Reviews - 5]
There were sunflowers on the table in her room.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Character Study
Characters: Amy Pond, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.07 - Updated: 2010.07.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1183

Anything With a Phone Number by Lioness [Reviews - 2]
Jack can find a way to get friendly with any being, much to the Doctor's annoyance. Drabble.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Fluff, Het, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2007.04.20 - Updated: 2007.04.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 103

Ashes & Dust by blucougar57 [Reviews - 208]
The usual Christmas celebrations are turned on their head for the Torchwood team when a seemingly random attack devastates one of their own.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Violence, Non-Con - Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Owen Harper, Rhys Williams, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.02.24 - Updated: 2010.06.12 - Chapters: 31 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 126732

Beethoven's Fifth by xwingace [Reviews - 4]
When Harry met Lucy.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Het - Character, Study, Missing, Scene, Romance, Vignette, Het
Characters: Other Character(s), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2007.06.26 - Updated: 2007.06.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 747

Being Alone is Lonely by Erin Giles [Reviews - 3]
Two weeks into Ianto’s suspension after the events of Cyberwoman and he can’t take the loneliness anymore.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2008.05.05 - Updated: 2008.05.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1169

Birthday Inspection by Sammy Girl [Reviews - 1]
Jack finds the perfect gift for Ianto and gives him a birthday to remember.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP, Romance, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2008.08.31 - Updated: 2008.08.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2522

Brrt! by winterhill [Reviews - 21]
When the team capture a cute and furry little alien, it attaches itself to Ianto. Written for Challenge #10 on Jantolution for "fluff" and "an ewok".
Torchwood - Teen - None - Fluff, Romance, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.05.19 - Updated: 2008.05.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7165

Domestic Banter by Erin Giles [Reviews - 3]
“I don’t think even I can domesticate Jack.” Ianto's sick and somehow Jack got lumbered with the job of looking after him.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.03 - Updated: 2008.12.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1307

Excerpts from the Sekrit Diary of Ianto Jones by Sulla [Reviews - 44]
A few excerpts taken at random from Ianto's diary.
Torchwood - Adult - None - Humor, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2008.02.18 - Updated: 2009.04.18 - Chapters: 9 - Completed: No - Word Count: 7843

Family Matters by Erin Giles [Reviews - 11]
Ianto asks for a personal day, which in itself is an oddity. Jack's curiosity gets the better of him and before he knows it he finds himself in the middle of Ianto's family. Set from Jack's POV.
Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Fluff, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Romance, Series, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: Footprints in the Sand
Published: 2008.05.19 - Updated: 2008.12.06 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 14016

Gifts by winterhill [Reviews - 12]
After the events of "Greeks Bearing Gifts", Ianto lets Tosh share his world for a few days. Jack/Ianto; Tosh/Mary.
Torchwood - Teen - None - Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.15 - Updated: 2008.04.17 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 9908

Hiding Out by crazyundeadfairy [Reviews - 7]
Jack and Ianto avoid themselves for a night
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Introspection, Missing Scene, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.07 - Updated: 2008.04.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 890

Hold by Missa [Reviews - 8]
Ianto may not have known how to ask, but Jack knew how to listen.
Torchwood - All Ages - Slash - Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2007.05.08 - Updated: 2007.05.21 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3415

How Did the Chicken Get Sick? by Erin Giles [Reviews - 3]
AU. Footprints in the Sand Series. The kids have chicken pox, and being confined to quarantine has allowed Finlay to add to his comic repertoire, much to the annoyance of Ianto.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Series, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s)
Series: Footprints in the Sand
Published: 2010.08.03 - Updated: 2010.08.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2233

How do you know? by xXmorgan52Xx [Reviews - 1]
A missing scene of sorts for Sleeper - Ianto's not happy.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Fluff, Missing Scene, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.16 - Updated: 2008.04.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 458

Innocence by Danse Macabre [Reviews - 199]
After an unusual accident the team get a whole new perspective on Jack.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Rhys Williams, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.25 - Updated: 2008.05.31 - Chapters: 32 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 80280

Keep Holding On by Erin Giles [Reviews - 4]
If Jack and Ianto are going to make it through the aftermath of Exit Wounds they’re going to need each other.
Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2008.05.25 - Updated: 2008.05.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2090

Moments of Forever by Sylvi Turnbull [Reviews - 18]
Jack has a stolen moment with Ianto after a mission goes sour for him.
(warning- character death)
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Slash, Standalone
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.27 - Updated: 2008.03.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 810

Never Got To Say Goodbye by Erin Giles [Reviews - 3]
Jack has always lived his life without regrets. That was until today.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Angst, Humor, Introspection, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.10 - Updated: 2009.01.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3759

Non Linear by winterhill [Reviews - 30]
A TW/DW/Dead Like Me cross-over. I am only using the DLM universe - no DLM characters appear. Ianto's job after he dies is to collect the souls of the dead, but he's surprised to learn that he's got a very particular specialization. A fluffy Janto-together-forever fic with bonus Doctor(s). Multiple character deaths with the promise of an afterlife.
Other Doctors, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - None - Angst, Crossover, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Slash
Characters: Ace McShane, Bernice Summerfield, Ianto Jones, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Jenny, Jenny, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Other Character(s), River Song, River Song, The
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.02 - Updated: 2008.11.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 21531

Nothing But Sand by travels_in_time [Reviews - 6]
An unexpected event pulls Rose and Jack away from the Doctor, throwing them into separate timestreams.
Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.06.01 - Updated: 2007.06.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 9527

One Does Not Simply Materialize Into Middle Earth... by rickmaniac101 [Reviews - 22]
A silly little crossover ficlet with "Lord of the Rings", if the Doctor found the ring rather than Frodo and goes to the Elrond Council Meeting. Hilarity, naturally, ensues.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Humor
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.02.21 - Updated: 2008.02.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1803

Parts of the Process by Asrai [Reviews - 6]
And although Ianto goes hurtling through the universe, crossing time and space seems to teach him one thing in particular – that all roads lead to Rome.
Other Doctors, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: None
Published: 2007.11.09 - Updated: 2008.01.07 - Chapters: 11 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 48103

Read Between the Lines by Erin Giles [Reviews - 1]
The sun will always rise and set. The earth will always turn. Birds will always fly south for the winter. Jack and Ianto will always talk without actually talking.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Character Study, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2009.05.20 - Updated: 2009.05.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3000

Reservations by songspinner [Reviews - 4]
The disadvantages of keeping the boss' schedule so carefully. post "Exit Wounds" and written for horizonssing day 24
Torchwood - Teen - None - Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.25 - Updated: 2008.07.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 886

Rewriting History by Miss Kass [Reviews - 0]
“The curves of your lips rewrite history.” The last time Jack spoke those words was to the man who had stood beside him through wars, and lain under him in ecstasy, and come back to him even after being abandoned.
Torchwood - Teen - None - Angst, Slash
Characters: Captain John Hart, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2008.08.30 - Updated: 2008.08.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1108

Scent on the Wind by icebluenothing [Reviews - 13]
Big Ben ruined, a crashed alien spaceship in London -- the call has gone out for alien experts. But one of them finds a reason to stay home. (Featuring Sarah Jane Smith and K9)
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, General
Characters: The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2005.05.13 - Updated: 2005.05.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1241

So Very Tired by Erin Giles [Reviews - 1]
A little post “A Day in the Death” fic. A small exchange between Jack & Ianto in the office later on in the evening when everyone else has gone home.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.29 - Updated: 2008.05.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 697

Take me out by winterhill [Reviews - 16]
After the events of Exit Wounds, Ianto takes Jack out to look at the stars and reflect. Based on a line in the Captain's Blog, so some slight spoilers for that (from the BBC America site) in addition to the obvious. Small cameo by the Doctor.
Other Doctors, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (Unspecified)
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.30 - Updated: 2008.04.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2659

Ten things to do at Torchwood when you're dead by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 20]
"Do you ever get the feeling that we're the best two?"
Torchwood - All Ages - None - General, Standalone
Characters: Ianto Jones, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.02.11 - Updated: 2008.02.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 971

The Project by Lioness [Reviews - 1]
Mary gives Ianto an idea.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Introspection, Missing Scene, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2007.04.20 - Updated: 2007.04.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 492

The Replacement by Erin Giles [Reviews - 4]
Torchwood 2 send a replacement after someone at Torchwood 3 is lost to the cause. It's not who you think though.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Introspection, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.29 - Updated: 2008.05.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1478

Training by Lioness [Reviews - 13]
After Countrycide, Ianto mourns Lisa while Jack begins a slow, subtle seduction with the help of a vintage military training manual.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: Training Series
Published: 2007.04.22 - Updated: 2007.10.12 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: No - Word Count: 5564

What Never Should Be by blucougar57 [Reviews - 316]
What might have happened if Jack had refused to join Torchwood in 1899?
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), Torchwood
Series: What Never Should Be: The Series
Published: 2008.09.14 - Updated: 2009.11.01 - Chapters: 44 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 165327

When in Rome by silversolitaire [Reviews - 17]
Stranded on a strange planet, Jack finds he has to take extreme measures to save Ianto's life. The question is, are those measures that Ianto will be able to accept?
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2007.02.20 - Updated: 2007.02.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 25384



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