A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:Aussie Dalek (Zoe G.)
Member Since:2008.03.08
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Bonjour!

I am Aussie Dalek, or Zoe (or Zoz), as I'm commonly known as. I first got involved with Doctor Who when I saw Rose , aged 9 or 10 and since then, it has spiralled out of control... I've been addicted to all the new series so far, plus I've discovered some Classic Who as well, which is also great.

I veer wildly between romance!angst and crack. Sometimes this happens in a single story, which can be confusing for both of us.

My all-time favourite companion is Romana (any incarnation) because she was undeniably awesome. She took no bull from anyone and had some of the best lines. (WHY was she not in End of Time, RTD?! Why?)

I ship Doctor/Romana and Doctor/Master. This can be very conflicting. :/ John Simm as the Master is a crazy, mad, hot mess of evilness, and j'adore.

David Tennant is a legend!!!! I'm still excited about Matt Smith though (the hair! Don't cut it off, dude, it's too cute)!

In non-Who related news, I love indie music (esp. Arctic Monkeys, Bloc Party, Lily Allen and Florence + the Machine), Audrey Hepburn, Converses, vintage clothes and being random. :P

Life is better when you have wonderful friends, a loyal dog by your side, an epic soundtrack, an Audrey film or three... and of course some Doctor Who DVDs. Plus chocolate helps.

Ciao!
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Stories by Aussie Dalek [40] Favorite Stories and Series [35] Favorite Authors [9]
Stories
2009 – A Year in Drabbles by WillowTree [Reviews - 86]
The title says it all. A collection of Whoniverse drabbles, updated weekly (hopefully), for the whole of 2009, each inspired by something in the media that week.
Seventh Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Torchwood, Sarah Jane Adventures, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble
Characters: Ace McShane, Clyde Langer, Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Luke Smith, Mr. Smith, Original Companion, Original Companion, Original Companion, Rhys Williams, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.13 - Updated: 2010.01.02 - Chapters: 61 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6115

A Beautiful, Pie-Filled Disaster by CalliopesPen [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor’s routine visit to Torchwood goes wrong when aliens invade the Hub, and the Doctor is turned into a marionette. Only pear pie can save him now, to his everlasting horror.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Myfanwy, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.04.18 - Updated: 2009.04.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4229

An Introduction to Space Travel by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 6]
"Martha, do you know anything about stopping a rampaging army of cyborgs who are about to invade London?"
Multi-Era - All Ages - Femslash - Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Femslash
Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Romana III, Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2007.06.03 - Updated: 2007.06.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5024

An Old Cliched Joke by A Moment In Subtext [Reviews - 23]
How many Doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: K-9, Rose Tyler, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.05.19 - Updated: 2008.05.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 316

Baubles by yourworstnightmare [Reviews - 12]
Torchwood are trapped inside monstrous baubles, with only Tosh the twenty-inch-tall Christmas angel with wings to get them out!
Torchwood - All Ages - Swearing - Humor
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.01 - Updated: 2008.12.12 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2676

Broken Televisions by Zagreus [Reviews - 47]
When Martha is arrested, questions are raised over her sanity. Is it just the stress from the past few years, or is there something darker at work.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Clive Jones, Francine Jones, Gwen Cooper, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Leo Jones, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), Tish Jones, Tom Milligan, Torchwood
Series: None
Published: 2009.06.03 - Updated: 2009.08.21 - Chapters: 17 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 45168

Bubbles by mamfidd82 [Reviews - 13]
Martha Jones and the no good, very bad day. With big dresses, mud, banter, a manual called 'So You Lack Bridezilla Genes!', wellington boots, Cheeky Walking Fishy People, and space snot. Spoilers: S4
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Humor
Characters: Francine Jones, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th), Tish Jones
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.24 - Updated: 2008.08.07 - Chapters: 5 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 11379

Crossed Wires by WynterEyez [Reviews - 9]
Or: Five Ways the Biological Metacrisis Has Gone Wrong (And One Way It’s Gone Very Right). Humor. Rose discovers that, during the Metacrisis, the Doctor’s wires got a little crossed. Not a ‘real’ Five Things style story, but close enough.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Het, Humor
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: Talk To The Hand
Published: 2009.11.18 - Updated: 2009.11.22 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 10936

Dalek Gender Crisis by LordetteOfTime [Reviews - 11]
Whilst being held captive by Daleks with the Doctor, Donna ponders on Dalek sex education.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: TARDIS Drabbles Of Randomness
Published: 2009.11.03 - Updated: 2009.11.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 205

Dead Things by rosa_acicularis [Reviews - 23]
Rose always did have a thing for dangerous older men. A Pete's World crack!fic.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Explicit Violence - Horror, Humor
Characters: Jake Simmonds, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.03.09 - Updated: 2009.03.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2381

Detonate The Reality Bomb! by cheri [Reviews - 18]
*Humor* *Spoilers for Journey's End.* What would have happened if Davros had detonated the reality bomb. Witness the aftermath of his stupidity.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Alternate Universe, Het, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, Francine Jones, Jack Harkness, Jackie Tyler, Martha Jones, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (Duplicate 10th), The TARDIS, Tish Jones, Torchwood
Series: Doctor Who Funny Fic
Published: 2008.10.30 - Updated: 2008.12.08 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: No - Word Count: 4122

Drinking Tactics for Nine Hundred Year Old Minors by riversrunthroughme [Reviews - 18]
“This is ridiculous,” said the Doctor at last, disbelievingly. “I’m nine-hundred and three years old. I shouldn’t be carded.” The adventures of Sally Sparrow and Eleven.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2009.04.16 - Updated: 2009.04.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4273

Endless Love by karaokegal [Reviews - 5]
The "happy ending" that so many J/I fans wanted. Or is it? (Post CoE/AU/Fix-it/Crack-fic.)
Torchwood - Teen - None - Humor
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2009.11.04 - Updated: 2009.11.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1763

Hearts and Flowers by JJPOR [Reviews - 17]
Love triangles can be a terrible thing, especially when one of the corners is a tin dog.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Het, Humor, Missing Scene, Romance, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: K-9, Romana I, The Doctor (4th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.14 - Updated: 2010.02.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1014

Hello Stranger by Panny [Reviews - 6]
My take on what could occur prior to the footage and scene descriptions for Season 4: Episode 12.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama, General
Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, Jackie Tyler, Martha Jones, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.20 - Updated: 2008.03.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2451

How you play the hand by honeynoir [Reviews - 6]
River Song is a weapon. / 'Dear, what have I told you?' said Madame Kovarian. (Spoilers for 5x07).
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Het, Mixed
Characters: Original Companion
Series: None
Published: 2011.06.18 - Updated: 2011.06.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1508

Humans by rosa_acicularis [Reviews - 12]
Six people, six stories, six seconds. Six voices, and the evil that men do. A post episode fic for Midnight.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Missing Scene
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.20 - Updated: 2008.06.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1706

I Don't Understand by rickmaniac101 [Reviews - 10]
A one-shot AU. What if Jenny traveled with the Doctor and Donna? What would their lives have been like? How would Jenny have grown with them?
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Character Study, Drama, General
Characters: Donna Noble, Jenny, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.12 - Updated: 2008.12.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5348

Mr & Mrs Smith (Go to Lyrae) by Significant Owl [Reviews - 7]
"Yep, expect a perfect evening, I said that, I remember." [Ten/Martha]
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het, Humor
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.06.04 - Updated: 2007.06.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4875

Of Domestics and Eggs by jinxed_wood [Reviews - 8]
It was the steam curling from underneath the door that gave Martha her first clue that all was not well in Casa Del Smith and Jones.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.06.10 - Updated: 2007.06.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1151

Over the Rainbow by rickmaniac101 [Reviews - 8]
The Doctor's been wandering about the strangest place of all, Oz. A little slice of his time with the mystical Wizard.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, Madame de Pompadour, Mickey Smith
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.24 - Updated: 2008.03.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2097

Paper Lanterns by cherryfeather [Reviews - 3]
As something akin to impending doom shadows Gallifrey (and Romana), the Doctor has to get her away, if only for one last short journey together.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het, Romance, Vignette
Characters: Romana III, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.08.07 - Updated: 2008.08.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 912

Planet of the Narrators by DWIndy [Reviews - 56]
What if a disembodied voice narrated your every move?
Tenth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Humor
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.22 - Updated: 2009.02.19 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: No - Word Count: 4896

Pros and Cons by 51stCenturyFox [Reviews - 7]
You can't con a conman. Or can you?
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Het, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Lady Christina de Souza, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.08.11 - Updated: 2009.08.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1882

Romana Fixes It All by zelda [Reviews - 18]
New chapter: Dalek. She survived the Time War, but will she survive traveling with the Doctor? A ficlet series rewriting new Who, adding in the missing element: Romana.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.08.25 - Updated: 2008.06.10 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: No - Word Count: 3248

Roses in December by Alienist [Reviews - 4]
Ten of the Doctor's favourite childhood memories.
Other Era - All Ages - None - Slash
Characters: The Master (Academy era), The Rani (Academy era)
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.25 - Updated: 2008.03.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1030

So You Want to Be a Time Traveller: A Brief Introductory Guide for the Time Lord's Companion by Sue DeNimme [Reviews - 6]
The Doctor lays it out for a (hypothetical) new companion.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.18 - Updated: 2008.11.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1794

Stranger Than Fiction by Terrose [Reviews - 97]
The Doctor goes online and discovers fan fiction. Really bad fan fiction. Chapter 8: The Doctor decides how to respond to the cruel and vicious sporking of his beloved story.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - General, Satire
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.21 - Updated: 2010.08.01 - Chapters: 8 - Completed: No - Word Count: 8717

Sugar And Spice (And All Things Nice) by agapi42 [Reviews - 5]
Spicy sweetness, Martha thought, and liked the sound of the words together.
Fourth Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - None - Femslash
Characters: Donna Noble, Martha Jones, Romana (author created), Romana II, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.07.14 - Updated: 2007.07.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4418

The Snowball’s Guide to Surviving The Realm of a Living Sun by Bobsyeruncle [Reviews - 11]
A Martha Jones/Ten romance. See the title.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Non-Con, Swearing - Alternate Universe, Het
Characters: Chantho, Clive Jones, Francine Jones, Jack Harkness, Joan Redfern, Leo Jones, Lucy Saxon, Martha Jones, Professor Yana, Sally Sparrow, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Jacobi), The Master (Simm), The TARDIS, Tish Jones, Tom Milligan
Series: None
Published: 2009.09.08 - Updated: 2009.11.11 - Chapters: 15 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 45893

There's No Place Like Home by BeautifulChaos [Reviews - 4]
Co-written with blucougar57: Jack awakens to find himself in the strange land of Oz after being taken by the Rift With Gwen hot on his trail as the Wicked Witch of the West, will Jack ever find a way home? Crack!fic, Janto.
Torchwood - All Ages - Swearing - Alternate Universe, Crossover, Humor, Satire, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2009.10.17 - Updated: 2009.11.08 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: No - Word Count: 7468

They Came to Norway to Eat Our Brains by Doyle [Reviews - 9]
Post-Doomsday. The Torchwood base at Darlig ulv Stranden has a problem with zombies. Well, one zombie (suspected). And when the pictures come through in London, Rose is shocked to realise who it is. [Rose/Jack, Mickey, Jake]
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Jack Harkness, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.10 - Updated: 2008.04.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5266

Time Present and Time Past by Rivendellrose [Reviews - 10]
The Doctor stops in on Brighton beach, and meets an old friend under very unusual circumstances.
Fourth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Character Study, Drama, Het
Characters: Romana II, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.08.01 - Updated: 2009.08.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3694

Torchwood Babiez: Missing Shoes by spastasmagoria [Reviews - 70]
Designed specifically to kill you with cute. The byproduct of too much booze and conventions, we give to you: WHY KIDS AND TORCHWOOD SHOULD NEVER BE IN THE SAME SENTENCE. (comic-fic)
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: Torchwood Babiez
Published: 2007.09.25 - Updated: 2007.09.25 - Chapters: 9 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 25

Unwanted Lodger by LordetteOfTime [Reviews - 13]
The Doctor and Donna visit Torchwood, but the Doctor is soon left with the mother of all problems. With mysterious disappearances of the public afoot, can the Torchwood and TARDIS teams solve the case despite huge problems of their own?
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - Explicit Violence, Swearing - Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Donna Noble, Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Owen Harper, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS, Torchwood, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2009.11.07 - Updated: 2010.02.25 - Chapters: 16 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 27102



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