A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:catelfemma (Emma Bates)
Member Since:2007.10.27
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After having grown up with Doctor Who in the background for my entire life (something surprisingly big was always referred to as a TARDIS in my house) and writing a fair bit of fiction, it seems inevitable that the two should eventually collide. And then I decided to put my stories where people other than my close friends ("for heaven's sake Emma, can you write something that isn't to do with Doctor Who?") could read them.

I'm particularly fond of writing about the Brigadier and/or Captain Jack, even though I can never get Jack to sound right, so expect more stories featuring those characters.

Please enjoy!
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Stories by catelfemma [25] Favorite Stories and Series [22] Favorite Authors [3]
Stories
20 Questions by nonelvis [Reviews - 8]
Two men, a stopwatch, and a game. Teensy spoilers for "Cyberwoman" and "They Keep Killing Suzie."
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2007.07.06 - Updated: 2007.07.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 767

A Kinder Cartography by Noldo [Reviews - 13]
A map of the world in names; the Doctor and his companions.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - General, Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (Unspecified)
Series: None
Published: 2007.07.02 - Updated: 2007.07.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 751

A Teen's Guide to Coming Out by ellisbelle [Reviews - 10]
Luke wants to tell his mum that he's more than just friends with Clyde--in just 10 easy steps!
Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Femslash, Humor, Slash
Characters: Clyde Langer, Luke Smith, Maria Jackson, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.04 - Updated: 2008.04.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2390

After the Fall by Van Donovan [Reviews - 6]
Sometimes remembering is more painful than having forgotten. (Fourth Doctor/Jamie)
Second Doctor, Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (4th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.09.25 - Updated: 2006.09.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 656

All That For A Rubbish Punchline by nostalgia [Reviews - 30]
Err, it might be a DW/Hitchhiker's Guide crossover. Only not. Ten/Jack
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.07.16 - Updated: 2007.07.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 752

Cold, Grey by Louiseifer [Reviews - 3]
Why Jack is no longer angry with the Doctor for leaving him behind. Set shortly after the Torchwood episode "Small Worlds".
Fifth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Angst, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.12.28 - Updated: 2007.12.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 522

Dating in the Workplace by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 19]
If anyone had asked the Doctor whether he begrudged his companions their interpersonal relationships, he would’ve denied it strenuously, with much hand-waving and/or babbling. Because it was true! For the most part.
First Doctor, Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Femslash, Het, Humor, Slash
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2007.08.22 - Updated: 2007.08.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2471

Earth Traditions by ryttu3k [Reviews - 2]
Turlough never was particularly fond of Earth traditions.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (5th), Turlough
Series: None
Published: 2007.04.01 - Updated: 2007.04.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3693

Fingers Crossed by Eledhwen [Reviews - 1]
Crossing his fingers – what good will it do, really, crossing fingers as the sky burns?
The Doctor's like fire. Spoilers for "The Poison Sky".
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.05.03 - Updated: 2008.05.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 287

Forever Tomorrow by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 67]
The healing effects of the Archangel Network are wearing off, and the only thing that can save the Doctor is a broken friendship which may no longer exist.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, General
Characters: Harry Sullivan, Jack Harkness, John Benton, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Simm), UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2007.12.30 - Updated: 2009.07.19 - Chapters: 13 - Completed: No - Word Count: 24054

Like Nobody's Watching by Andraste [Reviews - 24]
The Doctor has been dancing for a long time.
First Doctor, Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Mixed
Characters: Barbara Wright, Barbara Wright, Ben Jackson, Ben Jackson, Ben Jackson, Charley Pollard, Charley Pollard, Charley Pollard, CRizz, CRizz, Evelyn Smythe, Evelyn Smythe, Ian Chesterton, Ian Chesterton, Jack Harkness, Jamie McCrimmon, Jamie McCrimmon
Series: None
Published: 2008.01.22 - Updated: 2008.01.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5600

March Twigs by Versaphile [Reviews - 10]
Jack has a piece of TARDIS coral on his desk. The Doctor wants to know where it came from. Jack/Ten, Jack/Ianto
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: The Captain and his Ship
Published: 2007.08.23 - Updated: 2007.08.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5044

Orbit by KindKit [Reviews - 14]
Jamie thinks the future's a grand place.
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Slash
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None
Published: 2007.09.09 - Updated: 2007.09.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 327

Passing Notes by Adalia Zandra [Reviews - 68]
Were they passing notes like schoolboys now? Well, two could play at that game!
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2007.08.05 - Updated: 2007.08.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1158

Pet Rock by castrovalva9 [Reviews - 5]
Complete. After Terminus, the Black Guardian sets Turlough a seemingly impossible task. (Five/Turlough)
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Slash
Characters: Other Character(s), Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th), Turlough
Series: None
Published: 2007.01.02 - Updated: 2008.06.30 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 11502

Righting Wrongs by Stressfactor [Reviews - 3]
Romana is High Council President so what if she used her position to right a few old wrongs and reverse some old judgements. Particularly one against a former traveling companion of the Doctor's
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Angst, General
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Romana III
Series: None
Published: 2007.10.17 - Updated: 2007.10.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 805

School Holiday by Aris Merquoni [Reviews - 8]
The Doctor and Peri need a break, and the Brigadier probably does, too. Peri's happy to enjoy a little sun and surf. The Doctor has other plans while she's distracted. Set in the same universe as 'Affections' after 'Planet of Fire' but before 'The Caves of Androzani.' Five/Brig and very, very, very naughty.
Fifth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Slash
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Peri Brown, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.03.15 - Updated: 2007.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3217

Sweet Are The Uses by Bagheera [Reviews - 7]
Depressed by his exile, the Doctor spends a few hours with the Master.
Third Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.10 - Updated: 2008.03.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4156

Teaboy by spastasmagoria [Reviews - 15]
Owen learns more about just what it is that Ianto does.
Torchwood - All Ages - General - Character, Study, Humor, General
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Owen Harper
Series: None
Published: 2007.03.19 - Updated: 2007.03.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1653

Ten Times Trouble by TigerKat [Reviews - 19]
Ian and Barbara are getting married. All ten Doctors go to their wedding. Chaos ensues.
First Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Fluff, Het, Humor, Romance
Characters: Ace McShane, Barbara Wright, Donna Noble, Evelyn Smythe, Fitz Kreiner, Ian Chesterton, Jack Harkness, Jamie McCrimmon, Other Character(s), Romana II, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doc
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.25 - Updated: 2008.04.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8157

The Fate of the Earth Depends on It, Probably by Doyle [Reviews - 11]
[Black Books/Torchwood] A moment of madness on a certain internet auction site leads Torchwood to Manny’s door. Bernard is even less happy than usual.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Mixed
Characters: Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2006.10.04 - Updated: 2006.10.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3227

Valeriana by snowgrouse [Reviews - 7]
In Castrovalva, the potion prepared by Portreeve has all the ingredients of a date-rape drug. This fic explores the Master's attack on the Doctor while he's dozing away in The Dwellings of Simplicity.
Fifth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Non-Con - Slash
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2006.07.17 - Updated: 2006.07.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4342



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