A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

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Human (she thinks), who has an unhealthy obsession with Daleks. She plans to steal the fourth Doctor’s scarf when he’s not looking, Ten’s screwdriver and maybe hi-jack Nine’s TARDIS for a day or two.

Fanfics are usually unrealistic and silly, and can safely be called crack!fic. Not particularly into fluff, but she does like humour.

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Stories by paranoidcritter [8] Favorite Stories and Series [31] Favorite Authors [9]
How to... by Fleurdetemps [Reviews - 3]
A series of [tounge-in-cheek] essays on how to write various aspects of Doctor Who fan fiction. If you are an expert on perhaps a particular Doctor or companion this is your chance to give others who may not have the benefit of seeing past stories tips on writing characters.
No category - - None - None
Characters: None
Open: Yes

Stories
Ahead of Its Time by John Darnacan [Reviews - 3]
There's an ancient secret skulking around on Acturus 3, not to mention an erratic Dalek and an insufferable PC activist. So then, why is the Doctor so concerned with cabbages?
Other Doctors - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Humor, Mystery
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: The Nth Doctor Arc
Published: 2006.05.15 - Updated: 2006.05.22 - Chapters: 12 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8642

Cultural Contamination of the Daleks by mary_pseud [Reviews - 5]
A humourous ficlet. A Dalek is determined to find out about secret alien information, and finds out more than it can really understand.
Other Era - All Ages - General - Alternate, Universe, Fluff, Humor, Vignette, General
Characters: The Daleks
Series: Damnatio Memoriae
Published: 2007.04.01 - Updated: 2007.04.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 838

Dalek Invasion of Earth: 2007 by Lady Sci Fi [Reviews - 2]
DW and SJA. Daleks invade. People die. What can Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor, Martha Jones, and four teenagers do to stop them?
Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, General
Characters: Maria Jackson, Martha Jones, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.09.12 - Updated: 2007.09.25 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: No - Word Count: 8306

Degenerative Software by Blanche [Reviews - 5]
Welcome to The Room. Nothing is quite as it seems.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Drama
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2007.07.03 - Updated: 2007.07.06 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2414

Doctor Who and the Dawn of the Daleks by mary_pseud [Reviews - 13]
The Time Lords have sent the Doctor, Sarah Jane and Harry Sullivan to Skaro, to prevent the creation of the Daleks at the moment of their genesis. But as they battle Davros, Nyder and the Kaled war machine, someone else is also working to destroy the Daleks - or perhaps, to make them more powerful than ever before! AU for 'Genesis of the Daleks'.
Fourth Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, General, Series
Characters: Davros, Harry Sullivan, Other Character(s), Sarah Jane Smith, The Daleks, The Doctor (4th)
Series: Damnatio Memoriae
Published: 2006.02.09 - Updated: 2006.11.06 - Chapters: 22 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 96917

Doctor Who: Timelash by Vortex [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor and Martha arrive in a mysterious space station in the Scarlet System, the year is 280,694. The station is filled with people who have been kidnapped from their home, most mysterious of all is Carla Smith.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Martha Jones
Series: None
Published: 2007.03.21 - Updated: 2007.04.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 1681

Duel Personality by Fleurdetemps [Reviews - 4]
The Doctor faces a duel, duel.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General
Characters: The Doctor (8th)
Series: Crossovers
Published: 2007.04.24 - Updated: 2007.04.25 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 634

Factor Vs Factor by Valley [Reviews - 2]
The Fourth Doctor lands on a planet where Daleks are fighting Daleks.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: K-9, The Daleks, The Doctor (4th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.05.24 - Updated: 2007.05.24 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 10942

Firestar by Fleurdetemps [Reviews - 18]
The Doctor sees things from another point of view but has it changed him and will Rose learn a very harsh lesson?
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Davros, Rose Tyler
Series: Embers
Published: 2007.06.13 - Updated: 2007.06.25 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4376

Future of the Daleks by deathman [Reviews - 9]
If reinforcements run out in the present day, why not get some from the future?
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Original Companion, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: Deathman - Chronology
Published: 2007.05.12 - Updated: 2007.05.16 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: No - Word Count: 5113

Getting a Leg Up by mary_pseud [Reviews - 1]
Davros is asked to give his opinion of a peculiar Dalek fatality, and sees part of the path to their future - and his own.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drama, General, Series
Characters: Davros, Other Character(s), The Daleks
Series: Damnatio Memoriae
Published: 2007.09.04 - Updated: 2007.09.05 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4978

Girl Friday by Fleurdetemps [Reviews - 7]
A story featuring [the Doctor's Daughter] 'Rosamond' [to find out more read If I needed someone].
When The Doctor takes his daughter on a day trip things don't go as planned.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate, Universe
Characters: None
Series: Fleur de Temps
Published: 2007.05.11 - Updated: 2007.06.05 - Chapters: 8 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3409

Harry Potter and the Daleks by jadekirk [Reviews - 21]
Harry PotterDoctor Who crossover. Voldemort tries to destroy Harry by using the baddies from the New Doctor Who series but he didn't count on the Ninth and the Tenth Doctors following his enemies through the dimensional rift.
Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Crossover
Characters: Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: The Crack Is Strong In This Series
Published: 2006.08.06 - Updated: 2007.05.10 - Chapters: 9 - Completed: No - Word Count: 7221

How to write for the Doctor by Fleurdetemps [Reviews - 28]
A beginners guide to writing the Doctor's character.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: None
Series: How to...
Published: 2007.04.17 - Updated: 2007.05.23 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: No - Word Count: 908

If I needed someone by Fleurdetemps [Reviews - 6]
The third in the trilogy of Nowhere Man & In my life.
After the events in Manhatten with the Dalek's, Fleur decides that the fate of the Time Lord's is her top priority whatever the cost.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate, Universe, Angst
Characters: Martha Jones
Series: Fleur de Temps
Published: 2007.04.30 - Updated: 2007.05.08 - Chapters: 16 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5454

In medias res by Fleurdetemps [Reviews - 7]
How is a Roman wandering around modern day Earth connected to an event in the past?
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Mystery
Characters: Martha Jones
Series: Meridian
Published: 2007.05.15 - Updated: 2007.11.13 - Chapters: 8 - Completed: No - Word Count: 3843

Invisible Escape by t_evans [Reviews - 2]
A sad girl finds an invisible man in her bedroom, and the Doctor finds one in his TARDIS.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Mystery
Characters: Original Companion, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.06.02 - Updated: 2007.06.08 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: No - Word Count: 2086

Klunphoronderamindip - The Worst Time Lord in the Universe by Nebula [Reviews - 7]
The worst Time Lord ever to graduate (barely) from Glorious Gallifrey, It's Klunphoronderamindip, Klunph for short, a TIme lord with a love of killing anyone and everything in the name of nothingness.
Other Era - All Ages - None - Alternate, Universe, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2005.11.08 - Updated: 2006.06.11 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: No - Word Count: 1377

Labyrinth by Fleurdetemps [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor finds the devastating truth about a advanced species past involvement with a burgerning society. Maybe some secrets should just stay buried.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Rose Tyler
Series: Meridian
Published: 2007.03.26 - Updated: 2007.08.16 - Chapters: 8 - Completed: No - Word Count: 5867

Scarves Are Not Meant To Be Used For That by RachelStardust [Reviews - 13]
Following in the tradition of my other fics, the Scarf has the floor.
Fourth Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2007.06.03 - Updated: 2007.06.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 532

Simply Stated by Holly Ann [Reviews - 6]
The Doctor had claimed that the reason he chose this type of location was because of the beautiful scenery and crisp, cool mountain air, but Sarah knew the real reason. Sarah could not remember all that had happened on their last adventure, but she had the feeling it had been close, too close to call.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (4th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.09.27 - Updated: 2007.09.27 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3169

Tableau by Fleurdetemps [Reviews - 6]
A series of 'short' stories.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2007.05.04 - Updated: 2007.07.05 - Chapters: 9 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1937

The Children of Gallifrey by Fleurdetemps [Reviews - 7]
When they knew their destruction was inevitable the Time Lords took the decision to do what they could to secure their race. They wove two for every house…children…their future hope and sent them out to every corner of the universe. So that they might one day bring back their species without fear of Dalek attack.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: Meridian, The Children of Gallifrey
Published: 2007.04.08 - Updated: 2007.04.27 - Chapters: 17 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7475

The Enemies by TimeLord89 [Reviews - 12]
A closer inspection of some of the Doctor's worst enemies, through a series of short stories!
Multi-Era - All Ages - Swearing - None
Characters: The Autons, The Cybermen, The Daleks, The Master (Other), The Rani, The Zarbi
Series: None
Published: 2007.05.02 - Updated: 2008.11.07 - Chapters: 11 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1546

The Old Man and the Police Box, and other impossible tales by Rowena Zahnrei [Reviews - 30]
In 1913, a British schoolteacher named John Smith wrote a short story destined to become a classic. Entitled "The Old Man and the Police Box," it tells the tale of an eccentric inventor from the land of Gallifrey who steals a miraculous time ship and sets sail for adventure. COMPLETE!
First Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Joan Redfern, K-9, Martha Jones, Other Character(s), Romana II, Rose Tyler, Susan Foreman, The Daleks, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2007.06.06 - Updated: 2010.10.08 - Chapters: 12 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 14785

The separate paths by The oncoming storm [Reviews - 48]
After Sophia's funeral, strange things begin to happen in the TARDIS. Friends turning against each over? People seeing Sophia? But with the TARDIS crew bearly on speaking terms, and their normal adventures on hold. Things can't get worse. Can they?
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama
Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Original Companion, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: The travels of Sophia, Sophia Of Wolven, The re-birth of Gallifrey
Published: 2007.04.29 - Updated: 2007.10.05 - Chapters: 16 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 21077

The Tardisian Phenomenon by TheDoctor [Reviews - 2]
The Tardis Has A Few Surprises Left In Her For The Doctor.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Humor, Mystery
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2007.05.11 - Updated: 2007.05.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 515

The Time Lord Footprint by Fleurdetemps [Reviews - 2]
The Time Lord’s made their footprints in the sands of time as the walked through the universe sometimes observing and sometimes making a deeper impression. The Doctor made most of the deepest prints but even he could beat the tide of time slowly eroding all the work his people had done to keep the timelines right.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Original Companion
Series: The Children of Gallifrey
Published: 2007.05.01 - Updated: 2007.07.31 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: No - Word Count: 1665

Who Palindrome Who by Rowena Zahnrei [Reviews - 3]
In this story, the Doctor and Rose chase an alien. Or is it the aliens that are chasing the Doctor? All the dialogue is palindromes and the story itself is structured as a palindrome.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.07.28 - Updated: 2007.07.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 296



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