A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:GettingMetaphysical ()
Member Since:2014.02.19
Website:http://gettingmetaphysical.tumblr.com/
Hello! I am the artist/writer/blogger known as gettingmetaphysical on tumblr, where I have posted multitudes of fanart and fanfics. I thought I'd organize my fics more neatly here, and allow for more feedback on my writing.

Warning for occasional NSFW writing, and a whole lot of Doctorcest. Yep, you read that right. Doctor on Doctor. I'm (not so) sorry.
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Stories by GettingMetaphysical [13] Favorite Stories and Series [23] Favorite Authors [1]
Fanservice Series by WhimsicalSpecks [Reviews - 0]
Doctor/You, a piece for each incarnation [though possibly not every incarnation]. Pure fanservice. Written out of order.
Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Multi-Era - - None - None
Characters: None
Open: Yes

Latin Words by Tron [Reviews - 1]
The thought plaguing all of us twisted DW fans it this: If you're having intercourse with another one of your regenerations, does that make it masturbation? Doctor/Doctor slash, pure and simple.
Multi-Era - - None - None
Characters: None
Open: No

Stories
A Contraceptive And A Time Machine by A Moment In Subtext [Reviews - 5]
Or, "How the Doctor repopulated his planet, and Donna had a fit."
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Humor, Slash
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.16 - Updated: 2008.06.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 329

A Good Old-Fashioned Rogering (or: A Couple of Cute English Guys) by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2]
ĎJust because Iím a powerful figure of noble bearing and great command doesnít mean I am incapable of yenning after a good old-fashioned rogering!í The Doctor yens. Peri obliges. They rope his younger self in to help out with proceedings.
Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, Humor, PWP, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Peri Brown, Peri Brown, The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.02.12 - Updated: 2014.02.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7065

A Helping Hand by stick_poker [Reviews - 1]
Rory is gone, but the Doctor has someone to help him deal with it. It's himself.
Other Doctors, Ninth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Introspection, PWP, Series, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (Other)
Series: Helping Hands
Published: 2012.06.23 - Updated: 2012.06.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1665

A Spot of Festive Shopping by vvj5 [Reviews - 17]
Tegan's on an unexpected Christmas shopping trip with the wrong Doctor.
First Doctor, Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.15 - Updated: 2008.12.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2636

An Affair to Forget by bibliophile1887 [Reviews - 5]
Evelyn finds a picture of an ex-lover in the Doctor's library. When she confronts the Doctor, she gets an answer she wasn't expecting.
First Doctor, Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Het
Characters: Evelyn Smythe, The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.11.26 - Updated: 2006.11.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1193

An Old Cliched Joke by A Moment In Subtext [Reviews - 23]
How many Doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: K-9, Rose Tyler, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.05.19 - Updated: 2008.05.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 316

Broken Reflection by amaresu [Reviews - 1]
The Sixth Doctor takes a picnic with a future self.
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Slash, Vignette
Characters: The Valeyard
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.16 - Updated: 2008.11.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 487

Creative Uses by WhimsicalSpecks [Reviews - 2]
Four/You [implied vaguely humanoid], pure fanservice. Nothing explicit, just very descriptive. Mild yet obvious bondage implications.
Fourth Doctor - Teen - None - PWP, Romance
Characters: The Doctor (4th)
Series: Fanservice Series
Published: 2013.03.20 - Updated: 2013.03.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 897

Facets by Sigyn [Reviews - 22]
Why is the Doctor like this? What has gone wrong with his regeneration that heís terribly rude, more arrogant than God himself, canít settle into any kind of dress sense, and actually wants to hurt his companion? He thinks he needs to take Peri home, and maybe that will make everything better. But maybe Peri holds the key to understanding his new persona. Six/Peri and a viable explanation for That Coat.
Sixth Doctor - Adult - BDSM, Explicit Sex, Swearing - Drama, Het, Introspection, PWP, Romance
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: "Time Lord Sexuality", "A Senseless Trial"
Published: 2010.05.12 - Updated: 2010.05.21 - Chapters: 5 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 14608

Human kinks. by Amy Wolf [Reviews - 2]
He doesn't know why Peri wants to settle things this way. He does know he owes her. That has to be enough.
Sixth Doctor - Adult - BDSM, Explicit Sex - Character Study, Het
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.19 - Updated: 2008.06.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 719

In Pocket by Apple Cameron [Reviews - 9]
Doctors Five and Eight find themselves trapped somewhere and must get out. Spoilers for Resurrection of the Daleks and the novel Sleeping I.
Fifth Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Drama, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2003.09.26 - Updated: 2003.09.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3697

Look at the Size of That Thing! Kinkmeme Shorts by Dame Syrup [Reviews - 24]
Collected ficlets from the kinkmeme at community.livejournal.com/sizeofthatthing. Ratings vary, but all should be considered some flavour of Adult. Contains some bondage, non-con, etc. For all stories, the pairing(s) and original prompt will be listed in the author's notes.
Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - Adult - BDSM, Explicit Sex, Explicit Violence, Non-Con - Alternate Universe, Angst, Femslash, Fluff, Het, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mixed, Poetry, PWP, Romance, Satire, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Davros, Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, Jamie McCrimmon, Jo Grant, Leela, Martha Jones, Mickey Smith, Other Character(s), Owen Harper, Peri Brown, Romana I, Romana II, Rose Tyler, Sarah Jane Smith, Tegan Jovanka, The Cybermen, The Daleks, The
Series: None
Published: 2009.06.12 - Updated: 2010.03.01 - Chapters: 52 - Completed: No - Word Count: 67691

Lust by Lady Arame [Reviews - 0]
The Androgum effect on the Second Doctor hasn't completely disappeared, which has some interesting results. Written for the Kink meme: Two/Six, some time during The Two Doctors.
Second Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - BDSM, Explicit Sex, Explicit Violence - Missing Scene, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.23 - Updated: 2008.06.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 391

Make Much of Time (Holiday) by onemorelotus [Reviews - 1]
The Seventh and Eighth Doctors may not always see eye to eye, but when the Eighth Doctor's life starts to go miserably bad during the advent of the Time War, there's no other version of himself he trusts to understand.
Seventh Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (7th)
Series: All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline
Published: 2014.07.22 - Updated: 2014.07.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1916

Many Hands Make Light Work by stick_poker [Reviews - 1]
What is it about the Ponds that just won't leave him alone?
Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP, Series, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: Helping Hands
Published: 2012.07.11 - Updated: 2012.07.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2594

Mutual by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
SLASH ALL THE DOCTORS! (A little thingie I wrote for Merry Month of Masturbation and never got around to posting.)
First Doctor, Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - Adult - None - Drabble, Humor, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.03.08 - Updated: 2013.03.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Safe Like A Painting by nenya_kanadka [Reviews - 2]
The frock coat and the cravat are just window dressing; itís the eyes that give him away, young and unburdened in a way the Doctor can never be again. "So you're the one from afterward," the younger him says, and the Doctor doesn't expect the kiss. The Ninth Doctor and the Eighth Doctor, angst and grief and sex.
Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2014.02.13 - Updated: 2014.02.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1780

Six/you by pulcheranima [Reviews - 2]
Sixth Doctor fan service.
Sixth Doctor - Teen - None - Romance
Characters: None
Series: Fanservice Series
Published: 2013.07.12 - Updated: 2013.07.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1144

Thyselves by onemorelotus [Reviews - 1]
The Seventh Doctor, shaken into three pieces of himself by cosmic phenomena, encounters his next incarnation in a similar state. The worst of Seven against the worst of Eight-- and then they get the best of each other.
Seventh Doctor, Eighth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Explicit Violence, Swearing - Slash
Characters: The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th)
Series: All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline
Published: 2014.07.22 - Updated: 2014.07.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5096

Time Knot by fajrdrako [Reviews - 2]
The TARDIS falls into a timestorm and two Doctors have to save it.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Slash - Action/Adventure, Slash
Characters: Martha Jones
Series: None
Published: 2007.06.30 - Updated: 2007.06.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 460

Touchy subjects. by finmagik [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor needs to relax; Peri tries to help. This is a sort of sequel to Meaning of the Kiss.
Sixth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, Humor, Series
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: Dysfunctional
Published: 2008.08.12 - Updated: 2008.08.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 911



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