A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

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Stories by ms sardonicus [4] Favorite Stories and Series [44] Favorite Authors [19]
Stories
...before the dawn by AnneHedonia [Reviews - 13]
How dark does it get when the lights go out in space? Rose gets cloudy; she and the Doctor get clear.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Drama, Het, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.10.07 - Updated: 2011.10.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4129

Acquainted With The Night by lostwolf [Reviews - 100]
Sequel to The Persephone Problem.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Series
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: Journeys In The In-Between
Published: 2008.02.18 - Updated: 2008.03.20 - Chapters: 20 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 36332

Advent Calendar by sap1066 [Reviews - 353]
24 days. 24 positions. Seriously.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.12.01 - Updated: 2006.12.24 - Chapters: 24 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 22534

All That Ever Could Be by sap1066 [Reviews - 38]
In any other circumstance she might have called it love, or passion, but now, its name was need.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Het
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.09.19 - Updated: 2006.10.20 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 16133

An Education by AnneHedonia [Reviews - 69]
There are several AU "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood" fics with the Doctor and Rose but none, it seems, with the exact combination of Nine AND Rose AT Farringham. Till now.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - None - Alternate Universe, Drama, Het, Romance
Characters: Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2010.09.25 - Updated: 2011.08.23 - Chapters: 18 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 54890

Better Than Sex by SCAngel [Reviews - 23]
“Doubt there’s a man alive who can top this,” Rose sighed, dragging the back of the spoon over the softening ice cream and lifting it to her lips.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Het
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.09.22 - Updated: 2006.09.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3488

Cosmology by Darcie [Reviews - 48]
Rose and the Doctor try to prevent an impending disaster from destroying an entire community, and in so doing discover a new depth to their feelings for each other. Written for the Rose Tyler Ficathon.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama, Het
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.10.06 - Updated: 2006.10.13 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 13534

Coupling by Silverwood [Reviews - 17]
"Would sir like any lingerie for his lady?" the salesman enquires as his colleague slides open one of the drawers of the glass fronted display cabinet to reveal a set of silken underwear trimmed with lace.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.30 - Updated: 2009.01.02 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2594

Crimes of Passion by Scarlet Women [Reviews - 80]
Etalocohc is a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there. Actually, maybe it's not such a great place to visit either.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Het, Humor, Romance
Characters: Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.12.13 - Updated: 2007.03.19 - Chapters: 10 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 21812

Danger Shall Seem Sport by TARDIS_stowaway [Reviews - 79]
Rose and her alternate universe’s Doctor should really leave the adventure archeology to Indiana Jones. Exploring a ruined temple, they find unfinished business from the Time War that puts them in mortal peril in a basement (of course). This story, second in the Illyria series, won’t make much sense unless you’ve read “What country, friends, is this?” first.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: Illyria
Published: 2007.09.06 - Updated: 2007.09.28 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 21379

Depth of Gaze by Kitten [Reviews - 11]
Sometimes all one needs is to look into their lover's eyes and they can see everything.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.08.28 - Updated: 2007.08.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2539

Doing It by anogete [Reviews - 10]
The Doctor is poisoned and only sex will prevent his death. Rose is more than willing to take one for the team.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - None - Het, PWP, Romance
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.03.12 - Updated: 2009.03.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5335

Five And A Half Hours Later by sap1066 [Reviews - 241]
A second chance. A new beginning. A different ending?
Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Het
Characters: Mickey Smith, Mickey Smith, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.02.09 - Updated: 2007.07.16 - Chapters: 20 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 64865

Five Senses by Silverwood [Reviews - 26]
If he had known how sensation of her soft fingertips brushing against his palm caused immoral feelings so strong that they took over all his senses, he would not have come back for her.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Five Senses, Five Senses
Published: 2009.02.01 - Updated: 2009.02.21 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: No - Word Count: 2484

Giving by Silverwood [Reviews - 10]
Updated with a smutty, adult rated second chapter of Nine's observations of Rose.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het
Characters: Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2007.09.09 - Updated: 2008.01.16 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1922

House Rules by AnneHedonia [Reviews - 7]
Stuck in a redneck bar on Friday night, watching Rose flirt with yet another pretty boy, the Doctor is in his version of Hell. Or will Rose make it Heaven?
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Het, Humor, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.06.26 - Updated: 2009.06.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2017

In Human Hands by rallalon [Reviews - 321]
It's as good a city as any to be swallowed up by, Barcelona. Now if only he could get this little blond pest of a tourist to leave him alone. [AU towards the end of S1 with a S3 twist; 9!Smith]
Ninth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Alternate Universe, Angst, Character Study, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Characters: Mickey Smith, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.02 - Updated: 2010.11.07 - Chapters: 23 - Completed: No - Word Count: 159675

Just One Universe Away by Untempered Schism [Reviews - 10]
“The driver called you my husband,” she told him. "Sorry,” he said, his smile fading. “It’s just--” His fingers twitched on her swollen belly. He grimaced and snatched his hand away. “You must be gettin’ right sick of always being called Mrs Smith. Did you set him straight?” She shook her head.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Alternate Universe, Romance, Standalone
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.04.11 - Updated: 2012.04.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4140

Lost n Found by Scorch [Reviews - 16]
A little down time is always good fun.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - None - Het, PWP
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.05.09 - Updated: 2009.05.13 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: No - Word Count: 7410

Magic Sand by frin tennant [Reviews - 34]
She suggested that he either found places where sand wasn't attracted to damp skin or perhaps he had a setting on the Sonic that made it repel?
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Ninth Doctor Stories
Published: 2010.10.01 - Updated: 2010.11.06 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3732

Mamihlapinatapai by AnneHedonia [Reviews - 9]
Five days. That's how long they'd been on this planet. Or perhaps more importantly, five nights. Five nights of being stretched tight and thin.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection
Characters: Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.04.27 - Updated: 2011.04.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4624

Maxiflorumunationmousousickia by Silverwood [Reviews - 52]
The Doctor muses, 'Jack'll love you, but don't let him talk you into seeing his space ship when you're older or your parents will get very cross with him.'
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het
Characters: Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2007.08.28 - Updated: 2007.09.13 - Chapters: 9 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8498

Mind Games by Lacrimalis [Reviews - 19]
The Doctor and Rose are captured by the totalitarian government of the planet they just landed on. Convinced that they are members of the resistance, the government agents will stop at nothing to extract information from them. They have only one restriction: under no circumstances may a prisoner be physically harmed by their interrogators.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.05.05 - Updated: 2007.05.10 - Chapters: 5 - Completed: No - Word Count: 11439

Modesty Forbids. (written by Lillibet and sap1066) by Lillibet [Reviews - 40]
The Doctor and Rose spend a challenging evening in polite Victorian society.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, Humor, PWP, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: The F*cklet Universe
Published: 2006.11.14 - Updated: 2006.11.22 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6554

Never Quite Normal by Pairadox Timeline [Reviews - 168]
He can't abide his face in the mirror or the memory of what he has done. The silence has made him insane and the insanity has made him dangerous. At the end of the Time War, the Doctor takes drastic steps, with the help of friends old and new. Nine AU.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.02.24 - Updated: 2010.11.09 - Chapters: 48 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 142610

Nothing Much Doing by missnyah [Reviews - 4]
A place where the senses run together. A day when nothing much happens. Except ....
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.09.11 - Updated: 2010.09.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 3042

Psycho Savior, qu'est-ce que c'est? by kalima [Reviews - 31]
A young woman contemplates suicide by power steering fluid. "'Course you could just eat the gun like Cobain-- wait, what year is this? He done that yet?"
Ninth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Angst
Characters: The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.09.24 - Updated: 2006.10.09 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7690

Push-Pull by HouseMaid [Reviews - 6]
"The Doctor’s gaze is the only cool, blue thing for miles. She bathes in it."
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Drama, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Standalone
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.09.22 - Updated: 2010.09.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4343

Rose Tyler's New Clothes by AnneHedonia [Reviews - 7]
Rose is wearing some new clothes. They just aren't hers.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Het, Humor, PWP, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.12.02 - Updated: 2011.12.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1324

Something in the Moonlight by Lillibet [Reviews - 52]
The Doctor and Rose, caught in the downpour and at least a mile away from the village where they left the TARDIS, have nowhere to run except to the isolated house up ahead. They would have missed it entirely, hidden away as it is by its unkempt garden, but upstairs, in one of the windows, a light glimmers.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, Mystery, PWP, Romance, Standalone
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: The F*cklet Universe
Published: 2009.02.12 - Updated: 2009.02.25 - Chapters: 5 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 11686

Sorry by Silverwood [Reviews - 26]
Does the Doctor respect me? I think so. He constantly asked an opinion from me, checked I was fine, and I never felt alone until today. Perhaps he needed a reminder of how good I really was.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - None - Het
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.04.18 - Updated: 2010.01.19 - Chapters: 5 - Completed: No - Word Count: 4695

Stars and Suns in Her Eyes by CharmingSlayer [Reviews - 98]
Sequel to Goddess of Time. The adventures of the Doctor and his two companions Rose and Jack continue as they search for answers to the real Bad Wolf and her message to the Doctor. What is causing mayhem in Chicago in the year 2010? Can Rose survive the plot against her and the Bad Wolf within? Will the Doctor be able to handle his own past when investigating a school? Can Rose save the Doctor and Jack on a desert planet with her stories? When Jack's missings years catch up with him, can he survive the truth of what he did?
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Mickey Smith, Mickey Smith, Original Companion, Original Companion, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (9th), The Master (author created)
Series: Dimensions of the Universe
Published: 2006.11.29 - Updated: 2006.12.22 - Chapters: 15 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 40497

Strange Magicks by Lillibet [Reviews - 677]
The moment the Doctor and Rose admit their true feelings is the moment that fate conspires against them; forcing the Doctor to place his trust in the ability of others, choose to believe in the power of strange magicks and be prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice – or risk losing Rose, forever. (50/50)
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Angst, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Characters: Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.05.25 - Updated: 2010.12.08 - Chapters: 50 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 115215

Take You Anywhere by sap1066 [Reviews - 22]
She ran through the ship naked, laughing, knowing he would be close behind. Knowing he would always be close behind.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.10.23 - Updated: 2006.10.27 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4055

Temptation in Skin by Lillibet [Reviews - 22]
She needs to know if this is real; she has dreamed such things so many times that even now she scarcely dares to hope.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, PWP, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: The F*cklet Universe
Published: 2007.12.06 - Updated: 2007.12.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3992

The Doctor's Consort by Untempered Schism [Reviews - 11]
The Doctor realizes that pretense can be a slippery slope as Rose spends five days and nights masquerading as his adoring consort. In public he's the envy of every diplomat assembled to negotiate a peace treaty. Behind the closed doors of their shared quarters it becomes more and more difficult to remember that their intimate relationship is mere pretense.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Fluff, Het, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.21 - Updated: 2012.03.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 9354

The Possibility of Ways by kitsunealyc [Reviews - 92]
In an infinite Universe nothing is set and everything is possible, but in choosing an alternate route there are always repercussions. (a Nine/Rose AU fic for Season 2)
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, PWP
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2006.11.04 - Updated: 2007.07.29 - Chapters: 12 - Completed: No - Word Count: 30476

Time is not a Straight Line by Lillibet [Reviews - 150]
He was the Doctor. He never went back, never asked a second time. But times change. Rose deserved a second chance – and so did he. He needed a hand to hold, a person to run with, and a heart to love. He needed Rose.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, Missing Scene, PWP, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: The F*cklet Universe
Published: 2008.08.19 - Updated: 2009.01.02 - Chapters: 13 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 21536

Time Out by AnneHedonia [Reviews - 11]
Father’s Day re-written with angst, jealousy, non-being and a whole lot more smut.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Het, Introspection, Missing Scene, Romance
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Pete Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.09.10 - Updated: 2009.09.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5771

Tipping Point by Untempered Schism [Reviews - 12]
“Oh, I’m stubborn all right,” he warned her. He wasn’t giving the universe one more chance to snatch her away from him. Not this time. He was claiming her as his, now, once and for all. “Stubborn Doctor, wants what he wants. Do you understand what I’m gonna do to you, Rose Tyler? Right here?”
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Explicit Violence - Angst, Het, Hurt/Comfort, PWP, Romance, Standalone
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.31 - Updated: 2012.03.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7808

Try by prchung18 [Reviews - 40]
An unexpected discovery on her alternate Earth opens wounds Rose only just started to close.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - General - Alternate, Universe, General
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Pete Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.03.02 - Updated: 2008.01.03 - Chapters: 12 - Completed: No - Word Count: 40413

What Dreams May Bring... by Theta [Reviews - 6]
When Rose witnesses the Doctors distress at a nightmare she can't help but interfer, but is she doing more harm than good by pressing the matter?
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Het
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2006.11.01 - Updated: 2006.11.03 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8887

What is Love? by Gillian Taylor [Reviews - 15]
The Doctor searches for the meaning of the word 'love' with a little help from some old friends.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Angst, Het
Characters: Ace McShane, Barbara Wright, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Charley Pollard, Ian Chesterton, Leela, Peri Brown, Rose Tyler, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2005.11.20 - Updated: 2005.11.23 - Chapters: 5 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6337

Young Man From Kent by AnneHedonia [Reviews - 14]
Never underestimate the power of a dirty limerick.
Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, Humor, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.06.01 - Updated: 2011.06.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2862



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