A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:hhertzof (Hilary L. Hertzoff)
Member Since:2006.08.24
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Stories by hhertzof [65] Favorite Stories and Series [24] Favorite Authors [17]
Stories
A Spoonful of Sugar by Aibhinn [Reviews - 22]
Sometimes Time Lords—or Ladies—are found in the oddest places. Crack!fic--serious, serious crack.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - General - Crossover, Humor, General
Characters: Other Character(s), Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2008.01.06 - Updated: 2008.01.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 644

Adventures of a Tea-Pony by Shady Naiad [Reviews - 10]
A Torchwood/My Little Pony crossover. In which Ianto has a close encounter of the sparkly pink kind.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Crossover, Fluff, Humor
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.04 - Updated: 2008.06.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 230

Al-Anon by nessari [Reviews - 3]
Ten II meets a version of an old friend.
Fifth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama
Characters: The Doctor (Duplicate 10th), Turlough
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.19 - Updated: 2008.07.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 1082

Blue by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 15]
Sapphire and Steel crossover: TARDIS/Sapphire.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Crossover, Vignette
Characters: Other Character(s), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.26 - Updated: 2008.11.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1181

But Bind Me Not, And Let Me Go by Senneci [Reviews - 7]
Before saying goodbye to Rose, the Doctor visits Sarah Jane. Ten/Sarah Jane.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het
Characters: Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.07.20 - Updated: 2006.07.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 824

Can I Get That With A Pump of Ginger Beer Syrup? by KaylieMalinza [Reviews - 3]
Sarah Jane and the Doctor end up in an intergalactic Starbucks, where Sarah Jane experiences an existential crisis and the Doctor says something silly.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, General, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (4th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.04.06 - Updated: 2009.04.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1820

Confessions and Crocodiles by vvj5 [Reviews - 4]
Either the Doctor is having a nightmare featuring an odd girl in pyjamas, or Lynda Day is having yet another weird dream, this one involving a chatty, skinny guy, or something even stranger is going on this time.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General, Humor, Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.04.29 - Updated: 2010.04.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2143

Famous Last Words by castrovalva9 [Reviews - 11]
Cliche!fic. The TARDIS deliberately takes the Fourth Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith to a planet where aliens force them to have sex. Yes, it's the classic "aliens make them do it" plot.
Fourth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Non-Con - Het
Characters: Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (4th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.08.20 - Updated: 2006.08.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3355

Five times the Doctor tried to get rid of Rose Tyler (and one time he succeeded) by Lizzie24601 [Reviews - 29]
"You have to give the Doctor credit for dumping a slightly clingy girlfriend by sticking her with a clone." - Steven Moffat, ComicCon 08
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Missing Scene
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.08.28 - Updated: 2008.08.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1811

Good we didn't do by nessari [Reviews - 4]
Ten II is bitter, with good cause. Anti-fluff.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.25 - Updated: 2008.07.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 864

How Do You Fix An Exploded Man? by Conversingly [Reviews - 2]
Crossover with Heroes. In the days before How Do You Stop An Exploding Man?, Nathan's visited by a rather strange individual. After the explosion, he wakes up in said strange individual's time machine and finds out exactly how strange his new benefactor is.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, General
Characters: The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.11.04 - Updated: 2007.11.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 5030

Man-Whores and Wealthy Women by HonorH [Reviews - 36]
The Doctor and Jack have gotten themselves in a sticky situation and are about to be auctioned off as concubines on the planet Trioditis. What will Rose have to do in order to free her men?
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - General - Humor, General
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.12.17 - Updated: 2007.12.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5549

Nuclear Fallout On Planet Sarah Jane Smith by A Moment In Subtext [Reviews - 5]
Jack and the Doctor tried to give Luke the Talk. Sarah Jane is not happy with the results.
Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Jack Harkness, Luke Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.12 - Updated: 2008.06.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 314

Of Gallifreyan Bondage by nocturnias [Reviews - 19]
4th Doctor and Sarah. A/U. The Doctor learns that he has an unusual reaction to a common earth object. Suggestive silliness ensues.
Fourth Doctor - Teen - None - Het
Characters: Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (4th)
Series: None
Published: 2005.06.21 - Updated: 2005.06.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1761

Of Misunderstandings and Alien Semen by koshiroryuu [Reviews - 25]
Sometimes Donna has no idea what she's talking about, but at least she says it with utter conviction.
Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures - Teen - None - General, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, Luke Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.03.13 - Updated: 2008.03.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1125

Skirmish by johne [Reviews - 6]
Sarah Jane Smith briefly takes a hand in the Time War. From a dw_straybunnies prompt: Some of Sarah's solo investigations pre SJA
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Standalone
Characters: Sarah Jane Smith, The Daleks
Series: None
Published: 2011.05.13 - Updated: 2011.05.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3488

THE LIFE CYCLE OF THE CRACKING MOSH TOAD (fragor beelzebufo), by A.C.E. Jenkins. by kalima [Reviews - 9]
Anya has a business plan. The Doctor executes a hostile takeover. DoctorWho/BtVS crossover.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Alternate Universe, Crossover, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.08 - Updated: 2008.06.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4975

The Pleasure Was Mine by nocturnias [Reviews - 5]
An alternate ending for "School Reunion." The Doctor wasn't quite finished saying goodbye to Sarah Jane.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het
Characters: Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.04.30 - Updated: 2006.04.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 267

The Whitney Street Mystery by Teyla [Reviews - 2]
A mysterious patient arrives in PPTH's emergency room, and his dual cardiovascular system is by far not the most intriguing thing about him.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, General
Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.06 - Updated: 2008.07.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 12698

This Never Happened by dbskyler [Reviews - 9]
Because if things happened the way they did in "Turn Left," then we must have missed out on something.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - None - Humor, Missing Scene
Characters: Donna Noble, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.26 - Updated: 2008.07.28 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1195

Tiny Human Heads by kalima [Reviews - 31]
The Doctor is on a mission to tell everyone he loves that he loves them.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Het
Characters: Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.08.23 - Updated: 2006.08.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5479

Transcript 20090423/XR40 by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
Excerpt from surveillance of online communications by target: Smith, SJ. Heuristic network evaluation of relevance - low to none; automated deletion overriden by [user unknown].
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Het, PWP
Characters: Jack Harkness, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.22 - Updated: 2008.06.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 730

Whatever It Is by Sue DeNimme [Reviews - 1]
The morning after the night before. Talking, making love, more talking. Takes place soon after Planet of the Dead, but before The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith (in fact, let's say before season 3 of SJA)
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Character Study, Het, PWP, Vignette
Characters: Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.09 - Updated: 2010.02.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2411

When the Bough Breaks by nocturnias [Reviews - 13]
The Doctor is on the verge of a breakdown. Can Sarah help him to heal while dealing with her own turbulent feelings?
Fourth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Het
Characters: Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (4th)
Series: None
Published: 2003.08.16 - Updated: 2003.08.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 17570



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