A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:CosmicCastaway (Volodya)
Member Since:2012.06.02
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Me? A scrawny, 30ish German-Russian mongrel. Eternal bachelor with far too many bad habits.
Gay and rather worried about what's currently going on in Russia. It ain't nice when being what you are is slowly but steadily re-illegalized.

Star Trek refugee turned Whovian. Mostly for the sheer crazy Britishness of it all and for how it was shamelessly cobbled together as it went along over the decades. Just brilliant!

Favourite Doctor? Yes, I know, it's the correct thing to say that they all added something to the series... But I have a mad and hopeless crush on Eight. For obvious reasons. Shame, McGann never went serial. What would I do without the BigFinish audiodramas?
I also like the whole Pertwee era a lot. For the heart-breakingly dodgy dinosaurs. For the terrible feeling of "Terrifying monsters from outer space roam inner London. The world is in deadly peril. And any moment now our commanding officer's moustache is going to fall off." For the pure, unadulterate 1970ishness of the whole thing. And most of all for the voice of Jon Pertwee which makes all of the above bearable.
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Stories by CosmicCastaway [1] Favorite Stories and Series [13] Favorite Authors [4]
Stories
Affections by Aris Merquoni [Reviews - 9]
The Doctor has to be reminded, sometimes, but he's always given old friends the highest consideration. (Slash, Five/Brigadier.)
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - Slash - Introspection, Missing, Scene, Romance, Slash
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2006.11.11 - Updated: 2006.11.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 860

All's Well That Ends Well by witchofthedesk [Reviews - 5]
Brigadier/Benton. Blame the kinkmeme prompt:'When the Brigadier's moustache falls off mid-shag, years of trust and loyalty are undermined.'
Third Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Humor, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Mike Yates, Sergeant Benton
Series: None
Published: 2008.09.02 - Updated: 2008.09.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3746

Come Back To Tell You All (I Shall Tell You All) by amberite [Reviews - 19]
An overview of the Third Doctor's life, around the themes of his traumatic exile and his fashion sense. Some slash, adult content, but it's really more of a character study.
Third Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Slash
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Liz Shaw, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (3rd), UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2006.09.27 - Updated: 2006.09.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1602

Conduct Unbecoming by Sproid [Reviews - 3]
Benton messes up, the Brigadier shouts, and it's all really a sign of their affection for each other. Not that they realise this, of course.
Third Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Fluff, Humor, Slash
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (3rd), UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2013.01.06 - Updated: 2013.01.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7229

Four-Leaf Clovers by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 3]
Benton makes some of the best coffee in the history of the entire planet. This is the story of his education.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Introspection, Standalone
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Other Character(s), Sergeant Benton, UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2012.05.11 - Updated: 2012.05.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1746

Naughty or Nice by AND [Reviews - 13]
"Doctor," the Brigadier said wearily from behind them, "surely you're not going to tell Miss Shaw and myself that St. Nicholas is an evil alien bent on conquering the Earth."
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Liz Shaw, The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.09 - Updated: 2008.12.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2196

One Man by witchofthedesk [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor is suffering in the wake of the Time War. The TARDIS finds him someone who can help. Nine/Brigadier slash.
Third Doctor, Other Era, Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Slash, Standalone
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.03 - Updated: 2008.06.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2512

Respectful Discourse on Power Dynamics in the Workplace by Daystar Searcher [Reviews - 4]
Liz thought that she and the Doctor were sharing the Brigadier. The Brigadier thought he and the Doctor were sharing Liz. The Doctor thought his two lovely humans were sharing him.
Third Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Fluff, Het, Humor, Mixed, PWP, Romance, Slash
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Liz Shaw, The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None
Published: 2012.02.03 - Updated: 2012.02.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1624

School Holiday by Aris Merquoni [Reviews - 8]
The Doctor and Peri need a break, and the Brigadier probably does, too. Peri's happy to enjoy a little sun and surf. The Doctor has other plans while she's distracted. Set in the same universe as 'Affections' after 'Planet of Fire' but before 'The Caves of Androzani.' Five/Brig and very, very, very naughty.
Fifth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Slash
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Peri Brown, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.03.15 - Updated: 2007.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3217

Strange Creatures by Memory Dragon [Reviews - 0]
After an argument with the Brigadier, the Doctor was hardly expecting anything to be done about it. He certainly hadn't expected it to be taken seriously.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Introspection, Standalone
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None
Published: 2011.11.07 - Updated: 2011.11.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2735

The Most Secret Diary by neveralarch [Reviews - 4]
From a prompt: The Doctor finds Jo's very secret diary in which she's written at length about how attractive she finds the Master. The Doctor tries to prevent any sort of romantic entanglements, and some threatening aliens get involved. Three/Delgado!Master and Jo/Delgado!Master.
Third Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, Slash
Characters: Jo Grant, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2012.08.01 - Updated: 2012.08.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3325

Two Birds in a Cage by Daystar Searcher [Reviews - 31]
Inferno-verse AU. Miles below the earth, in the most secret and heavily guarded of all their prisons, they keep a man who builds them weapons that are decades and sometimes centuries ahead of their time. Reports come back of the things they bring him: books, chemicals, lab equipment. Young girls.
Third Doctor - Teen - Explicit Violence, Non-Con - Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Liz Shaw, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (3rd), UNIT
Series: The Infernoverse Stories
Published: 2011.08.15 - Updated: 2014.08.22 - Chapters: 10 - Completed: No - Word Count: 46737

When You Turn to the Subject of Harry by Daystar Searcher [Reviews - 4]
Harry Sullivanís first few weeks at U.N.I.T. headquarters involve a lot of getting lost and running into things, as one might expect. One of the things he keeps running into is a very pretty journalist, and the other is a metaphorical wall whenever he tries to find out anything about Doctor John Smith.
Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Humor, Introspection, Missing Scene
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Harry Sullivan, John Benton, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.06.18 - Updated: 2011.06.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3307



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