A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:paradoxicaluniverse (Samuel/Dave Gardham)
Member Since:2011.06.13
I believe you, my reader, would become rather bored if I began writing a full biography here, due to the fact that my life is not very exciting. So instead, I shall fill you in on a few basic details about my life:

1) One night in November, 1998, I was born.

2) When I was 6, I discovered what Doctor Who was, and since 2005 I have attempted to not miss one episode (though there have been a few exceptions...).

3) In the month of June, 2011, I took up arms (picked up a pen), and began writing the prologue of my first story (I predicted I would have it on here by the 20th of June. I was a bit off).

Favourite Doctors (the best first):
1. The 10th Doctor
2. The 11th Doctor
3. The 5th Doctor
4. The 3rd Doctor
5. The 7th Doctor
6. The 9th Doctor
7. The 8th Doctor
8. The 1st Doctor
9. The 4th Doctor
10. The 2nd Doctor
11. The 6th Doctor (he reminds me of myself. Bad thing)

My top four companions:
1. Ace McShane (it goes without saying: she had to be on this list)
2. Captain Jack Harkness
3. Tegan Jovanka (\"Brave heart, Tegan. Brave heart\". Best 80\'s Doctor Who line ever! Well, I think it is, anyway. . .)
4. Romana II (only because she was quite fit)

My favourite Torchwood characters, in order:
1. Owen Harper
2. Captain Jack Harkness
3. Gwen Cooper
4. Ianto Jones
5. Rhys Williams
6. Oswald Danes (disturbing, but also genuinely interesting)
7. Rex Matheson
8. Esther Drummond
9. Toshiko Sato (she had a lovely smile, but not much else)

And another thing:
Thanks to 10TimeLord4Ever (or Grace Patterson, as her real name apparently is) for reviewing my début story.
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Stories by paradoxicaluniverse [1] Favorite Stories and Series [10] Favorite Authors [1]
"An Attempt at Getting Your Leg Over" with Ben Jackson - Viewer Involvement Minimal by The Secretive Bus [Reviews - 24]
An educational feature on the mating habits of the "Cockney", a species to be found on the planet Earth. Intrusion by Time Lord may occur. We hope you'll learn something.
First Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Het, Humor
Characters: Ben Jackson, The Doctor (1st)
Series: None
Published: 2005.01.22 - Updated: 2005.01.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3062

Devil Takes Hold by LKWho [Reviews - 99]
This is a dark Doctor Who fic. What if the Time Lords were far more Dalek-like in nature? What if the Doctor grew up in a universe where Time Lords ruled with an iron hand - and all other cultures knelt before them in fealty? Uses Ten as the main character.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Violence - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Het, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2011.04.12 - Updated: 2011.12.28 - Chapters: 18 - Completed: No - Word Count: 31685

Doctor Who And The Board Game Of Death by nostalgia [Reviews - 16]
There's, like, a game. And it all goes horribly wrong from there. This is co-written with Edithmatilda.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Anji Kapoor, Fitz Kreiner, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2003.09.05 - Updated: 2003.09.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 969

Irresistible Force by synaesthete7 [Reviews - 11]
The Fifth Doctor gets a haircut, acquires a temporary new companion, and matches wits with a terrifying alien killer.
Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2003.08.15 - Updated: 2003.08.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 10490

The Case of the Dead Doctor by nostalgia [Reviews - 16]
Sherlock/Who crossover.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Crossover
Characters: Other Character(s), River Song
Series: None
Published: 2012.01.27 - Updated: 2012.01.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1117

The Cold Dawn by Little Nerdling [Reviews - 5]
When Beth goes to work out in the fields under the never-ending dawn, she runs into a man who changes the world. (AU World set after Journeys End)
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Series
Characters: Original Companion, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.06.10 - Updated: 2012.07.11 - Chapters: 12 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 9399

The Cosmos Within by CelesteAvonne [Reviews - 124]
What memory could be so dangerous that the Doctor would conceal it from himself? After a trip to the ruins of Sacre Coeur Cathedral, the TARDIS crashes into the world in which Rose and the Meta-crisis have lived happily for the past nine years. Soon after the Doctor's arrival, a massive storm breaks between worlds, wreaking havoc on the planet's precisely controlled weather systems. Tensions increase as Rose, Amy, Rory, and River must help the Doctor figure out the secret of a memory hidden within his mind, a memory that is somehow linked to the destructive storm so powerful that it threatens to destroy the universe.
Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe
Characters: Amy Pond, Jackie Tyler, Jake Simmonds, Pete Tyler, River Song, River Song, Rory Williams, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.12.29 - Updated: 2012.02.10 - Chapters: 40 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 59010

The Picture of Captain Jack Harkness by Vulcanlogic93 [Reviews - 3]
Oscar Wilde is about to write his masterpiece. A story about a man who never ages, and whose beauty never fades. A cursed man. A man he knew once. Rated Adult for future chapters. AU I've changed a couple of things in Jack's timeline. By 1871, he has realised that he is immortal and is working for Torchwood.
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2012.01.15 - Updated: 2012.03.14 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: No - Word Count: 2685

Too Much to Hold by TheUniverseWillSing [Reviews - 3]
After Amy and Rory have gone, the Doctor takes a jaunt to Edwardian London and finds himself a new companion. Set post-TWORS.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe
Characters: Original Companion, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Unexplanable Stories
Published: 2011.10.11 - Updated: 2011.10.16 - Chapters: 9 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 10449

Walt Disney's Doctor Who. by cheri [Reviews - 4]
10/Rose. Crack Fic. What would happen if Disney made an animated Doctor Who film?
Tenth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Fluff, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Romance, Series
Characters: Jackie Tyler, K-9, Original Companion, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Doctor Who Funny Fic
Published: 2011.09.14 - Updated: 2011.09.17 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: No - Word Count: 6090

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