A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:Doctor Beatle (Naomi)
Member Since:2009.11.11
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I am a huge fan of the Doctor and Torchwood! I write many other types of fanfic, but my favorites are Doctor ff and Torchwood ff, obviously. ;P

My penname is Naomi Winters. I will not give out my age.

Please feel free to contact me at trickster8888@gmail.com if you wish to co-write a story, which would be awesome, or if you wanna talk about something or other. I really would appreciate any constructive critisism from you all, whether in reviews or emails. I love talking with my readers. And co-writing.

Peace, Love, and Doctor

~Naomi~
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Stories by Doctor Beatle [8] Favorite Stories and Series [134] Favorite Authors [3]
All Cake and No Clothes by vvj5 [Reviews - 4]
The combined efforts of Death by Asprin to get Ten naked and chained to Three. Don't ask, but it's not half as dodgy as it sounds.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - - None - None
Characters: None
Open: Yes

By Faith Alone by nostalgia [Reviews - 3]
Aliens make the Doctor and Donna have sex, then they spend two stories trying to get over what happened to them.
Tenth Doctor - - None - None
Characters: None
Open: No

The Fine Tradition of Fatherhood by nostalgia [Reviews - 1]
Amy's pregnant and the Doctor has plans. (Darkfic.)
Eleventh Doctor - - None - None
Characters: None
Open: No

Torchwood Babiez by spastasmagoria [Reviews - 14]
An eventual four part comic series in which we see everybody's favorite heroes made...miniature. Art by Jigglykat.
Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - - None - None
Characters: None
Open: No

Stories
By Any Other Name by LordetteOfTime [Reviews - 14]
The Doctor’s really missing Rose so Jack tries to cheer him up.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: TARDIS Drabbles Of Randomness
Published: 2009.11.17 - Updated: 2009.11.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 288

Five Times Ianto Told Jack 'Don't', and the One Time Jack Stole His Line by remuslives23 [Reviews - 5]
Five Times Ianto Told Jack 'Don't', and the One Time Jack Stole His Line.
Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.06.07 - Updated: 2010.06.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4753

Last Words, Take Two by LordetteOfTime [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor got it a little wrong previously on Last Words.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: TARDIS Drabbles Of Randomness
Published: 2009.11.07 - Updated: 2009.11.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 147

"This means war" by kerriangel [Reviews - 3]
On a dull night in Cardiff, a battle rages underground.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2009.08.16 - Updated: 2009.08.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 222

'And The Winner Is...' by remuslives23 [Reviews - 2]
Sometimes, no one loses.
Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Fluff, Humor, Romance, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.01.04 - Updated: 2010.01.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1106

...Or Die by Malice Haughton [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor and Donna get into a situation where the only way out is either to have sex or die. Neither are happy about it. The first of two stories I have written for the Dark Fest ficathon.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Non-Con - Alternate Universe, Angst, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection
Characters: Donna Noble, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.04.12 - Updated: 2010.04.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3224

11 Times The Doctor Walks in on Amy and Rory (and the one time they walked in on him) by Malice Haughton [Reviews - 33]
The Doctor keeps on finding his two companions in compromising positions all over the TARDIS. At the most unexpected times. Each time a different chapter.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Character Study, Fluff, Het, Humor, Introspection, Missing Scene, PWP, Romance
Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.06.14 - Updated: 2010.07.05 - Chapters: 12 - Completed: No - Word Count: 10704

A Good Egg, Slightly Cracked by TurtleGoose [Reviews - 11]
Rory starts to understand the Doctor when he finds him looking through an old photo album. Suddenly, he’s not so envious of the Doctor anymore. *Spoilers for Series 5*
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - General
Characters: Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th), The TARDIS
Series: Bromance
Published: 2010.05.23 - Updated: 2010.05.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2907

A Liar or a Lunatic by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 7]
When Handy met Martha.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Vignette
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.09 - Updated: 2009.01.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 475

A Little Death by padawanpooh [Reviews - 3]
Martha learns just how erotic the Doctor can be.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, PWP
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.02.03 - Updated: 2008.02.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 504

A Meeting of the Minds by partofthequeue2 [Reviews - 4]
The first time you meet Luke Smith is not the first time you meet Luke Smith. 10 meets Sarah-Jane's son.
Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Introspection, Standalone
Characters: Donna Noble, Luke Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.29 - Updated: 2008.06.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 730

A Plan With One Obvious Flaw by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 28]
A female Time Lord, the one thing that had been missing from his cunning plan to repopulate Gallifrey.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.08.04 - Updated: 2008.08.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 977

A Rift in the Tardis by Pondering Amelia [Reviews - 0]
Amy's psychic and sexual energy manifests a crack in the wall of the Tardis, and the Doctor may have to get intimate with his companion to save the space-time continuum.
Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Het, Humor, PWP, Romance, Standalone
Characters: Amy Pond, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Doctor Pond
Published: 2011.06.12 - Updated: 2011.06.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2836

A strange series of events by whovian42 [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor was having a normal day when the package arrived unannounced, sending him running to safety.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - None - General, Humor
Characters: Jo Grant, Jo Grant, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.10.09 - Updated: 2009.10.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1826

A Teen's Guide to Coming Out by ellisbelle [Reviews - 10]
Luke wants to tell his mum that he's more than just friends with Clyde--in just 10 easy steps!
Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Femslash, Humor, Slash
Characters: Clyde Langer, Luke Smith, Maria Jackson, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.04 - Updated: 2008.04.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2390

A Very Baby Halloweenie by spastasmagoria [Reviews - 29]
Rose wants better costumes next year.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - General - Fluff, General
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Owen Harper, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: Torchwood Babiez
Published: 2007.10.30 - Updated: 2007.10.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1

A Whole Child Ago by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 11]
Doctor, you were not grown in a vat by aliens.
Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - General - Drama, General
Characters: Luke, Sarah-Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.05.20 - Updated: 2007.05.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1948

Advantage Miss Noble by nostalgia [Reviews - 7]
Finally BBFs again after aliens made them do it, Donna gets the chance to take advantage of the Doctor.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Het, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: By Faith Alone
Published: 2009.11.28 - Updated: 2009.11.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2672

Aliens Don't Count by nostalgia [Reviews - 5]
Sex pollen strikes again (Eleven/Rory)
Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Slash
Characters: Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.06.25 - Updated: 2010.06.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 547

All That For A Rubbish Punchline by nostalgia [Reviews - 29]
Err, it might be a DW/Hitchhiker's Guide crossover. Only not. Ten/Jack
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.07.16 - Updated: 2007.07.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 752

An Evening at the Cinema by Metaldog [Reviews - 7]
The Doctor watches a terrible movie about himself.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor, Introspection, Satire, Standalone
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.01.03 - Updated: 2010.01.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3012

An Extract from 'The Journal of Impossible Things' by atraphoenix [Reviews - 2]
“There was a new face in my dreams tonight.”
First Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Missing Scene, Standalone
Characters: Barbara Wright, Ian Chesterton, Susan Foreman, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.25 - Updated: 2010.07.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 581

And How Does that Make You Feel? by twenty_three [Reviews - 2]
An eight-year-old Amelia Pond's short stint with a psychiatrist.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams
Series: None
Published: 2010.12.07 - Updated: 2010.12.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1002

And You Will Know Her By the Smile in Her Eyes by James [Reviews - 4]
Jack is gone, and Ianto has discovered something very important that he needs Jack for. Will he find Jack in time, and, more importantly, what will happen when Jack does return? Mpreg.
Torchwood - Teen - None - Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Romance, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2009.08.16 - Updated: 2009.08.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 21928

And you've got their shoes by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 10]
The Doctor, Donna and the obligatory misadventure with a bodyswap machine
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.26 - Updated: 2008.04.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2850

Answering the Question by Malice Haughton [Reviews - 7]
Amy keeps on asking why he is so quiet. He gives her the answer and to him the entire conversation is so very, very wrong. Major Spoilers for Cold Blood.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Missing Scene
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.31 - Updated: 2010.05.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 795

Are We Having A Domestic? by nostalgia [Reviews - 9]
"Excuse me, whose time machine is this?"
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Humor
Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.03.20 - Updated: 2011.03.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 684

Baby Boom by Malice Haughton [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor has something important he needs to tell Jackie.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Jackie Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Jackie 100, Pregnancy Phase
Published: 2008.08.07 - Updated: 2008.08.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1289

Bad Meat by WillowTree [Reviews - 3]
The remaining Hubbies try to out-do each other.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Fluff
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Rhys Williams
Series: Any night can be date night
Published: 2009.01.21 - Updated: 2009.01.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 401

Bagged by Primsong [Reviews - 4]
Three, Ten sans clothing, cake and the Master, revisited in brief.
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, General, Humor, Series
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes, Tales for Three
Published: 2009.08.29 - Updated: 2009.08.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 99

Battle of Torchwood by kerriangel [Reviews - 2]
Jack and Owen take on an army of dangerous foes in the hub. Sort of.
Torchwood - All Ages - Swearing - General, Humor
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2010.08.17 - Updated: 2010.08.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 86

Beginning by Malice Haughton [Reviews - 2]
The real reason Jackie doesn't like the Doctor.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Jackie Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Jackie 100
Published: 2008.05.20 - Updated: 2008.05.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 178

Bigger on the Inside by holly4davidt [Reviews - 4]
The Doctor always delighted in the shock on people’s faces. Simply revelled in it.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Introspection
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.24 - Updated: 2010.05.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 251

Birth by Malice Haughton [Reviews - 4]
The Doctor has his baby. He, Jackie and Rose are all glad that the pregnancy is finally over. 4th story in my mpreg series.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Het, Introspection, Series
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Jackie 100, Pregnancy Phase
Published: 2009.08.16 - Updated: 2009.08.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5002

Bogies. by kerriangel [Reviews - 2]
Becuase Jack and Owen should NOT be allowed to watch Saturday morning TV.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: Jack Harkness, Owen Harper
Series: Back to the 90's!
Published: 2009.07.17 - Updated: 2009.07.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 112

Both Ways by padawanpooh [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor has been touched by a darkness and Martha has to help him break free.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Drama, Het, Hurt/Comfort, PWP, Romance
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.29 - Updated: 2008.10.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 971

But Here Shows Much Amiss by johne [Reviews - 4]
It's been a bad day for Martha and Jo. And a worse day for everyone else.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Angst, Drama, Series
Characters: Jo Grant, Martha Jones
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.11.29 - Updated: 2009.11.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 908

By Faith Alone by nostalgia [Reviews - 4]
Aliens Make Them Do It (Doctor/Donna)
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Swearing - Angst, Het, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: By Faith Alone
Published: 2009.11.20 - Updated: 2009.11.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3398

Cake and the Rani by Primsong [Reviews - 25]
In which the Master takes up baking, Three disapproves of his culinary planning and Ten loses his britches, with the Rani's help. No TARDISes were harmed in the making of this fic.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Series
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The TARDIS, The TARDIS, UNIT, UNIT
Series: All Cake and No Clothes, Tales for Three
Published: 2009.08.22 - Updated: 2009.08.22 - Chapters: 8 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 11098

Captain Jack's Adventures In Fanfic by RedScharlach [Reviews - 29]
Spoilers for Journey's End. Jack can't tell you what he's thinking right now, but he CAN try to write it down afterwards, in copious and explicit detail. What a shame he sucks at summaries.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Humor, Mixed, Satire
Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (Duplicate 10th), Torchwood
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.10 - Updated: 2008.07.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 683

Chance Encounter by AND [Reviews - 12]
Martha meets someone unexpected at the hospital.
Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - General - Character, Study, Vignette, General
Characters: Luke, Sarah Jane Smith, Martha Jones
Series: None
Published: 2007.07.02 - Updated: 2007.07.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1459

Chemistry by mental_murmurs [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor takes Donna to see an aspiring young scientist's work. The aspiring young scientist being Luke Smith, and the work being, well, you can just imagine.
Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Doctor n Donna
Published: 2010.09.13 - Updated: 2010.09.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1736

Chilly Down by jadekirk [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor, Martha Jones and a nudist planet.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Humor, Satire
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.18 - Updated: 2008.04.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 473

Clever by ann_blue [Reviews - 0]
Jenny finds a definite positive from a less than average adventure when she meets Luke Smith, and Luke agrees full-heartedly.
Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Fluff, General, Introspection
Characters: Jenny, Luke Smith, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.08.31 - Updated: 2009.09.14 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 10370

Close Encounters of the Fluff Kind by Malice Haughton [Reviews - 2]
Rose notices that both she and the Doctor are acting rather odd. She brings it up with the Doctor and they find something rather worrying is happening to them. Crack!fic.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Het, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.28 - Updated: 2010.02.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 650

Conversational Japanese, Plus Frogs by James [Reviews - 14]
Ianto and Tosh have been kidnapped. This is how they cope.
Torchwood - Teen - None - Angst, Drama, Humor, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2009.05.13 - Updated: 2009.05.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6832

Cops and Robbers by vvj5 [Reviews - 3]
Barbara Wright chases a criminal - only to find herself meeting with an incompetent policeman, who's also in pursuit of a suspicious old fellow who lives in a junkyard.
First Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General, Humor
Characters: Barbara Wright, Ian Chesterton, Susan Foreman, The Doctor (1st)
Series: None
Published: 2011.01.03 - Updated: 2011.01.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1942

Crossover Convention by mental_murmurs [Reviews - 6]
Donna finds the Doctor looking at a convention advertisement. What if there were a convention for sci-fi characters themselves?
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Fluff, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Doctor n Donna
Published: 2010.05.12 - Updated: 2010.05.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3156

Dance of the Unicorn by Malice Haughton [Reviews - 5]
Tosh is sent out to investigate rumours of a unicorn. She finds more than that early in the morning.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - None - Drama, Het
Characters: The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2009.07.30 - Updated: 2009.07.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1929

Dirty Blond by Doctor Beatle [Reviews - 2]
A mysterious liquid spills all over Jack. CRACK!FIC
Torchwood - Teen - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Fluff, Humor, Romance
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.14 - Updated: 2010.10.15 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1211

Divine Intervention by nostalgia [Reviews - 3]
In which the Doctor is deflowered by Time.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Het
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.04.14 - Updated: 2010.04.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 546

DJ Jonesy by kerriangel [Reviews - 2]
Owen takes Tosh to a club. But they don't count on who the DJ is.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: Ianto Jones, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2009.08.08 - Updated: 2009.08.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 173

Everybody must get stoned (including the Doctor) by finmagik [Reviews - 3]
River shows up mysteriously, and Amy wanders into the wrong room of the TARDIS and discovers the Doctor was once, well, a stoner.
Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, Humor
Characters: Amy Pond, Amy Pond, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Peri Brown, River Song, River Song, Rory Williams, Rory Williams, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.05 - Updated: 2010.07.07 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Word Count: 4777

Fanfic by jigot [Reviews - 4]
Tosh is summoned to Jack's office.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2007.09.03 - Updated: 2007.09.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 538

Fanfiction by memoria [Reviews - 6]
Donna writes fanfiction.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - General, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.02.19 - Updated: 2009.02.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 188

Fantasies by remuslives23 [Reviews - 4]
Jack and Ianto use alien tech to share their fantasies.
Torchwood - Adult - Swearing - Fluff, Romance, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.17 - Updated: 2010.02.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 986

Five Times the Doctor Got in the Way of Captain Janeway (and One Time They Got Along Just Fine) by vvj5 [Reviews - 12]
Captain Janeway doesn't think much of time travellers and higher beings who turn up on board her ship. The Doctor doesn't take much notice of prime directives. It's a tea/coffee thing.
First Doctor, Third Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Ninth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General, Humor
Characters: Charley Pollard, Jo Grant, Peri Brown, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th), Vicki
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.31 - Updated: 2010.10.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5525

Five Times the Sonic Screwdriver Proved Worse than Useless by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 19]
“Never touch my sonic screwdriver."
Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2009.04.23 - Updated: 2009.04.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 506

Fixed Event by pippin [Reviews - 10]
The Doctor, Martha and Jack arrive in New York City on a really bad day in September.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Introspection
Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.09.02 - Updated: 2009.09.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 765

Flesh, Blood and a Cup of Hot Chocolate. by Sigyn [Reviews - 12]
"I put out the sun, and people die. I draw down the moon and people die. I am born and people die. What am I?”
“You’re Luke Smith. You are my son."
Sarah Jane has never been good at saying how she feels. When Luke has a reaction after nearly drawing down the moon, she'll have to learn, or possibly lose him forever.
Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Drama, General
Characters: Luke Smith, Mr. Smith, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: "Sarah Jane Smith Stories"
Published: 2010.03.04 - Updated: 2010.03.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3549

Folie à Trois by LinworthNewt [Reviews - 4]
Three teenagers, the world's fastest trip for chips, ruined shoes and missing eyebrows. Something is amiss.
Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Drabble, General, Humor
Characters: Clyde Langer, Luke Smith, Rani Chandra, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.06 - Updated: 2010.05.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Forget Me Not by atraphoenix [Reviews - 1]
In the aftermath of ‘Adam’, Tosh and Owen attempt to come to terms with the gaps in their memories.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Het, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Standalone
Characters: Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.28 - Updated: 2010.07.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1493

Four Times The Doctor Ruined Rory's Day (And One Time He Didn't) by Eclectic Muse [Reviews - 3]
All Rory wants is a little time alone with his girlfriend. Is that really too much to ask?
Eleventh Doctor - Adult - None - Fluff, Het, Humor, PWP, Romance
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.01.27 - Updated: 2010.01.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 13836

Freak Lawnmower Accident by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 14]
A heartwarming tale in which the entire cast of Torchwood dies horribly.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - None - Humor, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Owen Harper, Rhys Williams, Suzie Costello, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2007.05.03 - Updated: 2007.05.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 329

Game On: Ianto in the Archives by remuslives23 [Reviews - 3]
First Part. Ianto sets Jack a challenge. "Lots of things you can do with a stopwatch."
Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Fluff, Humor, PWP, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: Game On
Published: 2010.05.25 - Updated: 2010.05.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 449

Game On: Jack in the Main Hub by remuslives23 [Reviews - 2]
Jack accepts Ianto's challenge. Second in the 'Game On' series.
Torchwood - Adult - None - Fluff, Humor, PWP, Series, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: Game On
Published: 2010.06.07 - Updated: 2010.06.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 918

Gone for a cup of tea (back in six months) by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 20]
The highly unlikely but excellent adventures of Ten, Mickey and Rhys.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Mickey Smith, Rhys Williams, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.02.20 - Updated: 2008.02.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4204

Got to catch 'em all! by kerriangel [Reviews - 4]
Ianto is armed with a packet of Pokemon cards. Look out, Jack!
Torchwood - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper
Series: Back to the 90's!
Published: 2009.09.25 - Updated: 2009.09.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 188

Happy Holidays! by spastasmagoria [Reviews - 21]
From a certain Woobie baby and his plushie girlfriend.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Ianto Jones, Other Character(s)
Series: Torchwood Babiez
Published: 2008.12.25 - Updated: 2008.12.25 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2

Hope for the Future by Malice Haughton [Reviews - 5]
Jackie runs into an odd man wearing strange clothing on the street, while putting up missing posters. He's a madman, yes, but he gives her something that no one else has, since Rose went missing. Hope.
Ninth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Missing Scene
Characters: Jackie Tyler, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Jackie 100
Published: 2010.06.11 - Updated: 2010.06.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1022

Just Fruity by Primsong [Reviews - 6]
Because everyone needs a little exploding fruitcakefic for the holidays, especially with Three and Ten. Yes, it's another one of *those* fics, though no cake-covered Doctors were harmed in the making.
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, General, Humor
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (3rd), UNIT, The Doctor (10th)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes, Tales for Three
Published: 2009.12.12 - Updated: 2009.12.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2611

Just My Luck by Alice Marsden [Reviews - 11]
17 year old American Alison Cray wishes desperately that the Doctor was real. Then Jack Harkness appears in her living room.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.19 - Updated: 2010.07.22 - Chapters: 4 - Completed: No - Word Count: 5349

Let Them Eat Cake by JJPOR [Reviews - 31]
Ten. Naked. Chained to Three. Covered in cake.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, General, Humor, Satire, Series
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Jo Grant, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.08.18 - Updated: 2009.08.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2227

Life by Malice Haughton [Reviews - 2]
Jackie looks after the Doctor when he decides that he can't travel anymore due to his rather unexpected pregnancy.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het, Introspection, Series
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Pregnancy Phase, Jackie 100
Published: 2008.12.01 - Updated: 2008.12.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2684

Long Way for a Shortcut by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 17]
I’m a human being with the brain of a Time Lord and he’s a Time Lord trapped in a human body. Which isn’t nearly as kinky as it sounds.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.11 - Updated: 2008.07.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1984

Marry, cliff or shag? by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 8]
Who would you push off a cliff, Martha, Donna or the Doctor?
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - General - Drabble, Humor, General
Characters: Donna Noble, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.11.11 - Updated: 2007.11.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 99

Masterchef by JJPOR [Reviews - 19]
Ten. Master(s). Cake. No chains or nakedness this time, though. Don't look so disappointed.
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Fluff, General, Humor, Satire, Series
Characters: Donna Noble, Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Jacobi), The Master (Jacobi), The Master (Other), The Master (Roberts), The Master (Simm), The Master (Simm)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.08.31 - Updated: 2009.08.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3648

MILF-Hunting by KBox [Reviews - 8]
Luke Smith has been noticing how close his mom and his best friend seem to be getting.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Teen - None - Fluff, Het, Humor, Romance
Characters: Luke Smith, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.18 - Updated: 2008.12.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1543

Music is a powerful thing. Especially if it's Disney by kerriangel [Reviews - 5]
Jack + Disney soundtracks = a very annoyed Ianto
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Fluff, General, Humor
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: The power of music
Published: 2010.03.31 - Updated: 2010.03.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 150

My Favourite Gaylien by nostalgia [Reviews - 8]
The Doctor visits Craig to talk about their relationship.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Humor, Slash
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.07.24 - Updated: 2011.07.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1730

Never grow up? Luke Smith by JediClaire [Reviews - 0]
'Peter Pan was different. It wasn't too girly, for one.' Huge spoilers if you haven't seen the pilot for Sarah Jane Adventures.
Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Character, Study, Drabble, Introspection, Vignette
Characters: Luke Smith, Maria Jackson, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: Never grow up?
Published: 2007.03.21 - Updated: 2007.03.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 128

No Questions Asked by Sigyn [Reviews - 9]
"When was the last time you asked me about myself?" Ianto said. But there were questions he never asked, either. Set before Cyberwoman.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Angst, Introspection, Romance, Slash, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: "Torchwoodful"
Published: 2010.02.17 - Updated: 2010.02.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2021

Objection by LN29 [Reviews - 8]
Rose has been kidnapped and is about to be forced into an arranged marriage. The Doctor might just have something to say about that.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama, Fluff, Het, Humor, Introspection, Romance, Standalone
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Standalones
Published: 2012.04.11 - Updated: 2012.04.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7936

Of Vampires and Werewolves by OncomingBadWolf [Reviews - 6]
The Tenth Doctor and Rose find more than they bargained for when visiting Seattle of America: a surge of vampire attacks hitting the city. The Doctor is enraged, and when a strange girl and another vampire offer to help, can he trust them? Twilight crossover.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Drama, Het, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Characters: Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.28 - Updated: 2009.03.31 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: No - Word Count: 5904

Oi! Eyes Ahead! by mental_murmurs [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor and Donna wake up in bed together.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Doctor n Donna
Published: 2010.06.05 - Updated: 2010.06.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1601

On The Proper Education Of Time Lords by nostalgia [Reviews - 10]
Sequel to The Fine Tradition of Fatherhood
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Angst
Characters: Amy Pond, Original Companion, The Doctor (11th)
Series: The Fine Tradition of Fatherhood
Published: 2010.06.29 - Updated: 2010.06.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 1092

Paralysis by atraphoenix [Reviews - 2]
“You need to lighten up, Toshiko. I know you’re all uptight in the 21st century, but you are just ridiculous.”
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Het, Standalone
Characters: Captain John Hart, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.09 - Updated: 2008.10.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1274

Rebirth of the Time Lords by shadowbrook [Reviews - 2]
Professor River Song turns up unexpectedly in the TARDIS console room on a mission to collect the Doctor's sperm. She won't take no for an answer, and neither will the TARDIS. Tentacle porn ensues.
Eleventh Doctor - Adult - BDSM, Explicit Sex, Non-Con - Mixed
Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, The TARDIS, The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.22 - Updated: 2010.05.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1133

Recruitment Consultancy by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 9]
If you can't beat them, join them.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Drama, Het, Humor
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Rhys Williams
Series: None
Published: 2008.05.24 - Updated: 2008.05.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1320

Room 11 by LN29 [Reviews - 7]
The Doctor pays another visit to Room 11. This time, he actually goes inside.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Drama, General, Introspection, Missing Scene, Standalone
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: Standalones
Published: 2011.09.22 - Updated: 2011.09.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4017

Rory Who? by samfeasor [Reviews - 2]
The dust settles and someone's missing, but only the Doctor knows.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Missing Scene
Characters: Amy Pond
Series: None
Published: 2010.06.03 - Updated: 2010.06.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 990

Rory's Tale by nostalgia [Reviews - 5]
(It is sort of companion piece to On The Proper Education of Time Lords)
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Alternate Universe, Angst
Characters: Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: The Fine Tradition of Fatherhood
Published: 2010.07.08 - Updated: 2010.07.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 929

Salad Days by padawanpooh [Reviews - 4]
The Tenth Doctor has a sudden craving for radishes.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Humor, Standalone
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.12.08 - Updated: 2009.12.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 555

Scared of the Dark by partofthequeue2 [Reviews - 1]
Luke, the first night of the rest of his life.
Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - General - Drama, Hurt/Comfort, General
Characters: Luke Smith, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None
Published: 2007.10.02 - Updated: 2007.10.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 429

Serum by atraphoenix [Reviews - 0]
Today they’d found another alien serum, apparently related to one Owen had purloined earlier in the year. This one, however, made them act on hidden desires rather than fictional desires.
Torchwood - Teen - None - Drama, Het, Standalone
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.08.23 - Updated: 2010.08.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1813

Sleepy Yet? by OncomingBadWolf [Reviews - 8]
The Doctor finds there's more than one way to win a bet. Rose and the Doctor do more than just talk one night. A bit of harmless fluff.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Het, Humor, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Stories of Pain, Romance and Joy
Published: 2008.09.20 - Updated: 2008.09.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2334

Small Insights by atraphoenix [Reviews - 0]
“Who are you, Jack? What are you?”
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Angst, General, Hurt/Comfort, Standalone
Characters: Jack Harkness, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2010.08.29 - Updated: 2010.08.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 884

Strangers with Bow Ties by sciathan file [Reviews - 13]
Martha returns home to find a strange man sitting on her sofa. Spoilers through 5x07, "Amy's Choice."
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama, General, Standalone
Characters: Amy Pond, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Mickey Smith, Mickey Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (11th), Tom Milligan
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.20 - Updated: 2010.05.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2364

Strike by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 3]
"Doctor, me and Martha broke the TARDIS with sex."
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Femslash
Characters: Martha Jones, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.10.20 - Updated: 2007.10.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 320

Ten things to do at Torchwood when you're dead by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 20]
"Do you ever get the feeling that we're the best two?"
Torchwood - All Ages - None - General, Standalone
Characters: Ianto Jones, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.02.11 - Updated: 2008.02.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 971

The Bridge by Scythe The Wicked [Reviews - 22]
In a small town in modern day Mississippi, a local teenager recalls the horrid story of a lynching in the Depression Era South and the terrible miracle and tragedy that followed.
Multi-Era - Adult - Explicit Violence - None
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (Author-Created), The Doctor (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2007.10.04 - Updated: 2007.10.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2844

The Care and Feeding of Tiny Humans (and slightly larger Time Lords) by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 27]
The one where the Doctor comes back for little Amelia Pond.
Sarah Jane Adventures, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Fluff, Humor
Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.06.29 - Updated: 2010.06.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1182

The Daleks Write A Fanfic by LordetteOfTime [Reviews - 15]
Dalek Basher, Dalek Shipper, Dalek Slasher and Dalek Whumper attempt to write a fanfic about Doctor Who.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: The Daleks
Series: TARDIS Drabbles Of Randomness
Published: 2009.12.15 - Updated: 2009.12.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 372

The Fandom Bicycle by Who_Muse [Reviews - 7]
The Doctor is more than a little annoyed when he finds out that he is essentially the 'fandom bicycle'.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Humor, Standalone
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.09.24 - Updated: 2011.09.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 924

The Fine Tradition of Fatherhood by nostalgia [Reviews - 9]
"Ages since I had a breeding pair on board, forgot that might happen."
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Angst
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: The Fine Tradition of Fatherhood
Published: 2010.06.29 - Updated: 2010.06.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 777

The Frosting of Angst by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 7]
Doctors Three and Ten are prisoners of the Master, and the Tenth is naked and covered in cake. You heard me. Did I mention the annoying forty foot tall lobster?
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.10.07 - Updated: 2009.10.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2290

The Further Adventures of Handy the Wonder Clone by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 23]
Today I found the Dimension Cannon in a cupboard. Set it on fire. Well, better safe than sorry.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het, Humor
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.09.10 - Updated: 2008.09.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1003

The Girl at the Bottom of the Garden by atraphoenix [Reviews - 12]
Luke Smith has a new friend. She lives in the shed at the bottom of his garden.
First Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Fluff, General, Hurt/Comfort, Standalone
Characters: Luke Smith, Susan Foreman
Series: None
Published: 2010.09.01 - Updated: 2010.09.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1106

The Great Cake Caper by Library_Lover [Reviews - 4]
Ten, Three, the Master, Benton, the Brigadier, cake, icing.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.08.23 - Updated: 2009.08.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

The Rules of Writing Jack/Ianto Fanfic by emeraldsage85 [Reviews - 6]
The rules of writing Jack/Ianto fanfic. Meant to be humorous.
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Humor, Slash
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2007.11.24 - Updated: 2007.11.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 218

The Spotter's Guide to the Doctor by dbskyler [Reviews - 29]
Because someone had to write it.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.08 - Updated: 2010.10.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1259

The Ten Weddings of Donna Noble by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 17]
Donna has to marry the Doctor. All of them.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.04.04 - Updated: 2008.04.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1914

They're Still Killing Suzie by Clarity [Reviews - 5]
Because gloves always come in pairs (and evil geniuses always have a Plan B).
Torchwood - Teen - None - Angst, Het, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Suzie Costello, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2007.03.16 - Updated: 2007.03.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 12085

Think Fourth Dimensionally by mimfish [Reviews - 6]
Crossover with Back to the Future Part III: The Doctor and Rose take an unscheduled detour to America in 1885.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General
Characters: Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.13 - Updated: 2008.08.14 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7512

This is (Probably) Perfectly Normal by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor regenerates as a woman, River ruins some of the local geography, and Rory may or may not be wearing Amy's underwear.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams, The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: None
Published: 2010.12.15 - Updated: 2010.12.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2008

Topping! by vvj5 [Reviews - 12]
In which the Tenth Doctor finds himself naked, covered in cake and chained to his Third persona, who only arrived to stop the Master's culinary plot. (This seems to be a recurring nightmare, but what can you do?)
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.08.24 - Updated: 2009.08.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2918

Torchwood Babiez: Missing Shoes by spastasmagoria [Reviews - 70]
Designed specifically to kill you with cute. The byproduct of too much booze and conventions, we give to you: WHY KIDS AND TORCHWOOD SHOULD NEVER BE IN THE SAME SENTENCE. (comic-fic)
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: Torchwood Babiez
Published: 2007.09.25 - Updated: 2007.09.25 - Chapters: 9 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 25

Torchwood Babiez: Missing Shoes Part 2 by spastasmagoria [Reviews - 46]
O noes! The Doctor has lost his shoe! Can the babiez help?
Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th), Toshiko Sato
Series: Torchwood Babiez
Published: 2008.02.07 - Updated: 2008.02.08 - Chapters: 8 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8

Torchwood Babiez: Missing Shoes Part 3 by spastasmagoria [Reviews - 29]
When last we left our intrepid heroes, Satan was making them late for naptime! Webcomic crackfic brought to you by me, jigglykat and the number 7.
Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - Non-Con - Fluff, Humor
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Jackie Tyler, Jackie Tyler, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Myfanwy, Owen Harper, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th), Torchwood, Toshiko Sato
Series: Torchwood Babiez
Published: 2008.11.11 - Updated: 2008.11.11 - Chapters: 12 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 12

Torchwood Babiez: Missing Shoes Part 4 by spastasmagoria [Reviews - 35]
Satan's dead, the hell portal's open, and Jack's missing mac n cheese night!
Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Jackie Tyler, Jackie Tyler, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Myfanwy, Owen Harper, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th), Torchwood, Toshiko Sato
Series: Torchwood Babiez
Published: 2009.10.20 - Updated: 2009.10.20 - Chapters: 10 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 10

Torchwood is Ready - And so is Luke Smith by Amelia [Reviews - 5]
Luke begins his new adventure working for Torchwood Three in Cardiff. But first he has to get through his goodbyes to Sarah Jane and Clyde. And figure out how to maintain a long distance relationship. Pairings: Luke/Clyde, Jack/Ianto
Torchwood, Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: Clyde Langer, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Luke Smith, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None
Published: 2008.08.09 - Updated: 2008.12.09 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5875

Torchwood One Archive by James [Reviews - 5]
Jack has returned to Torchwood and to Ianto. Ianto is determined to make the best of it but he knows it won't last forever. Their time together threatens to get even shorter when the Doctor shows up unexpectedly.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Owen Harper, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2009.05.15 - Updated: 2009.05.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 11121

Tourist by RobinC [Reviews - 2]
How Jack met Eleven.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble
Characters: The Doctor (11th), Unspecified Companion
Series: Dribbles and Drabbles
Published: 2009.05.20 - Updated: 2009.05.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Video Logs by LightningThief [Reviews - 7]
Amy looks at some of the past TARDIS residents' logs.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - None
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.28 - Updated: 2010.06.08 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Word Count: 1437

Want by Malice Haughton [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor goes through the second trimester and has a bit of a hard time through it. Third story in my mpreg series.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Series
Characters: Jackie Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Pregnancy Phase, Jackie 100
Published: 2009.01.10 - Updated: 2009.01.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3103

What the CCTV Saw by ellisbelle [Reviews - 0]
Once you've unleashed the clichés, they really can't be stopped. This time out: pregnancy of a sort and a bit of light voyeurism. This one takes place a few months after "The Proper Care and Feeding."
Torchwood, Sarah Jane Adventures - Teen - None - Femslash, Humor
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Maria Jackson, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None
Published: 2008.08.09 - Updated: 2008.08.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1940

When Christmas Trees Attack by ellisbelle [Reviews - 2]
You can't be too careful with Christmas trees these days.
Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Drabble
Characters: Maria Jackson, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.13 - Updated: 2008.12.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 107

When I'm Sixty-Four by remuslives23 [Reviews - 4]
An unwelcome discovery makes Ianto think about the future.
Torchwood - Adult - Swearing - Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Slash, Standalone
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Published: 2010.02.07 - Updated: 2010.02.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3779

When Rose Comes Back (Yet Again...) by Malice Haughton [Reviews - 7]
Rose uses the Dimension Cannon to get back to the Doctor, only to find he has regenerated without her permission, has some Scottish red head with him, and he is ugly as hell. Still, she'll take what she can get, just as long as it comes with a TARDIS. Afterwards, Amy gets the moral of the encounter and learns something important.
Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Alternate Universe, Het, Humor, Satire, Standalone
Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (11th), The TARDIS, The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2010.04.26 - Updated: 2010.04.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1807

Within A Mile Of Home by sleepismyfriend [Reviews - 8]
Eleven takes Amy to Bannerman Road, only he encounters a few more than he expected once he arrives.
Multi-Era, Sarah Jane Adventures, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama, General
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jack Harkness, Jo Grant, Liz Shaw, Martha Jones, Mickey Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (11th), Wilfred Mott, Luke Smith, Amy Pond
Series: None
Published: 2010.05.12 - Updated: 2010.05.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3924



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