A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:DW_NuTs (Tonia)
Member Since:2006.08.13
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I love reading and writing about horses, romance, nature and Doctor Who. I'm kind of a newbie to Doctor Who, been a fan since the new 2005 series, thankyou to my Dad who got me into it! Nine was my first and so he has a special place in my heart, but I am now utterly smitten with Ten :)

I love chocolate (though what right minded person doesn't?), Keith Urban, Matchbox Twenty (looks at tickets for April's concert and squees), The Inheritance Cycle (book about dragons and stuff, though that description doesn't really do it justice) and I'm an assistant dog groomer in year eleven this coming year with too much time on my hands. This is proven by the fact I also attempt to make fan vids. Here's my site, if you'd be so kind as to take a look:
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=FairyFlossHunny

From another of my FAVE shows, The Adventures of (Colin)Lano and (Frank) Woodley:

Frank:(Rings after forgetting to book caravan parking) Uh, hi. I was wondering if I could book a caravan-
Colin: Frank, come on, the car's running-
Frank: (Yells into phone) You weirdo!
Colin: Who was that?
Frank: Some prank sicko. It's disgusting what I hear-
Colin: But I didn't hear the phone ring.
Frank: ...I called him!

(Frank starts crying)
Colin: It's ok Frank. (Woman stares at them as he hugs Frank.)
Colin: (looks to woman) He was born on the 29th of February, he doesn't get a birthday this year.

Colin: I know Frank! We'll have a party anyway! We'll celebrate it on the 28th!
Frank: The 28th? The 28th? Don't patronise me! I don't want somebody else's birthday!. The 28th! People like you make me sick! You just don't understand!
Colin: Frank, it's better than nothing!
Frank: Us 29thers have feelings, mate! We have our principles!
Colin: It'll be fun!
Frank: We have our dignity!
Colin: We can have cake!
Frank: (Pauses for a moment) What sort of cake?
Colin: Chocolate?
Frank: All right, why not? I'm gonna have a party!!
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From Lano and Woodley's theatre show, The Island:

Colin: (To frank) If all the village idiots, in all the villages, left their villages, and formed their own village, of idiots; in all the village, you would be the village idiot.

My favourite quotes from the ‘Hitchhiker’s Guide’, the movie version.

Ford: (After being thrown into airlock by guard) Wash your filthy hands! (Looks around)
Ford: Don’t panic…don’t panic…
Arthur: So this is it. We’re gonna die.
Ford: Yeah. We’re gonna die. (Pauses)
Ford: No…no! What’s this? (Goes over to control panel)
Arthur: What’s that?
Ford: What’s this…? What’s this…? (Flips switch)
Ford: This is….nothing. Yeah. We’re gonna die.

The Book: In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

Arthur: So this is it. We’re going to die
Ford: Yes. Would you like a hug?
Arthur: No.

Barman: Did you say the world is coming to an end? Shouldn't we all lie on the floor or put paper bags over our heads?
Ford: If you like.
Barman: Will it help?
Ford: Not at all.
[Ford runs out of the pub]
Barman: Last orders, please!

The Book: Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one - more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty More Things to do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes and Who is this God Person Anyway?
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