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1. ep1-5-The Son of Doctor Who? by Innout [Reviews - 4] (8194 words)

2. 6-THE PAST IS STILL THE PAST by Innout [Reviews - 0] (4129 words)

3. 7-Night of Discovery by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2524 words)

4. 8-Day of Recovery by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3302 words)

5. 9-The Getting to Know You Phase by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2271 words)

6. 10-The Witch's #@$ by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2104 words)

7. 11-The Witch's Breast part two by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3141 words)

8. 12-The Witch's Mammory Gland 3 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2681 words)

9. 13-K9 Takes the Piss Out by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2735 words)

10. 14-XMAS WINTER SOLSTICE INTERLUDE by Innout [Reviews - 0] (779 words)
en route to 1931, Jesse wants to make a heart felt pit stop to do something good....the Doctor realizes his love might just be forever...

11. Chapter 15 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (4374 words)

DOCTOR WHO, K9, THE TARDIS, the Sonic Screwdriver are copyright the BBC; Jeremy and Jesse are just fantasy characters who look like real life people who might not be gay, this story is not meant to imply or state they are. No copyright infringment or defamation of character is meant. So there. And everyone is over 18..or 21...

12. Chapter 16 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2101 words)
1931, the Great Depression, The male Rani, Mr Grace, deadly weapons, and lotsa sexy encounters...

13. Chapter 17 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3280 words)
1931 to 2006...Rani, men and dogs...

14. Chapter 18 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2834 words)
A trip to a very alien dimension, a first stumble into the future...

15. Chapter 19 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (1640 words)

16. Chapter 20--The Future is Ours to See by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3406 words)
"I've seen the future of Earth and it's not nice."

17. Chapter 21 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2063 words)
2782: Jeremy's on a small rocket headed for suicide; Jesse is on a prison moon shuttle named Pertwee with prisoners who are so because they are gay, and the Doctor's on Space Force Two...headed for Mars?

18. Chapter 22 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3468 words)
Space opera, Earth opera, Mars and old friends, and a song from the Tribe...

19. Chapter 23 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2400 words)

20. Chapter 24 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2836 words)
Ice Warriors and death itself...monorails...the Moon...homophobia...

21. Chapter 25 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3434 words)
a major surprise for the Doctor, Jesse has problems doing the mooning bit, and Jeremy has high rise problems...the future of Earth, Mars and the Moon.

22. Chapter 26 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3298 words)
Washington DC is not what is used to be; the Ice Warriors are and one of the rebel Ice Warriors is on Space Force Two with the Doctor; Jesse is on the Moon thinking of a Prison Break, Jeremy intends to make a speech to stop gay rights being taken away...

23. Chapter 27 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3299 words)
Jesse is about to be raped, Jeremy makes a speech in DC but faces the big guns, the Doctor faces a big bang ....a few surprises lurk...

24. Chapter 28 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2653 words)
One of the scariest things I've ever written...and the Daleks are not the scariest thing in it...disturbing...more danger on the Moon, in space, and on a Dalek time machine in the year 2782...

25. Chapter 29 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3664 words)
Blasted bases, Jesse riding on the back of a Cyberman, Jeremy a Dalek prisoner with thoughts of his own, and the Doctor reunited with the TARDIS...what more can you ask for? It is all coming toward a head...

26. Chapter 30 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2587 words)
Daleks! And Margie Lowpay, writer of the Medic, gets her comupance! She will never parody the Doctor again!

27. Chapter 31 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3625 words)
The explosive end of 2782 storyline and the end of some Daleks...but which end? Reunited at last...Margie Lowpay is still dead. TARDISES are live and should not experience appearing in Dalek time machines at the same time as their vanishing...

28. Chapter 32 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (4326 words)
Trying to come to terms with the deaths that happened all around them, Jesse, Jeremy and the Doctor talk, discuss, the Doctor lists all the dead in all of his adventures...well, almost, and then they get to relax and try to let loose with...well, songs and lotsa sex... very x rated part!

29. Chapter 33 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2785 words)
The Eye of Orion is supposed to be a place of rest and relaxation and, oh yeah, now, it's about sex, too. And there's something dangerous there too. The Doctor obsesses a bit about Luke Ward, who the Rani turned into a tree...a long time ago...

30. Chapter 34 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2853 words)
The reason: looking to help solve Luke Ward's problem. The year: 8 billion. The place: an elevator ride into space from under the surface of a planet called NEW EARTH. The party guests: aliens from all over space and time including the Outer Limits and Platform One guests...of course something goes wrong....

31. Chapter 35---Old Aliens Just Want To Have Sex by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2313 words)
The Doctor is on the elevator to oblivion...maybe? A meddler is about, again...but why? He tries to interfere in the Doctor's finding a cure for Luke Ward, turned into a tree by the Rani. And elsewhen and elsewhere, a woman, victimized by machines, hides her baby and waits for help the savior to save it...the Doctor will come....

32. Chapter 36 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (4061 words)
2 pre credits teasers, a promo that I couldn't resist including, and the years 25 billion and 11 billion, a cameo by RTD and Davi, a Time Lord...sex and what else? Terrorists? Will the world ever be rid of them? A woman who regrets her abortion...

33. Chapter 37 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2003 words)

34. Chapter 38 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3276 words)
Can time run backwards? XXX part

35. Chapter 39 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (4194 words)
Time continues to move backward...how does one escape such a universe...?

36. Chapter 40 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (4105 words)
1813: Something deadly awaits the Doctor and his two lovers when they attempt to free Luke Ward and two miners from being trees...

37. Chapter 41 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (4346 words)
There really are redwoods in England. I know there are some people reading this story. If you like any of it let me know. If not, don't let me know. Redwoods in England can be found:

http://www.redwoodworld.co.uk/locations.htm

38. Chapter 42 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2321 words)
Does the Doctor cry? Seeing Peter Pan. Are they in Jericho of 1400 BC or 1000BC or someplace else entirely? Who called them there?

39. Chapter 43 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3180 words)
This episode concerns Jeremy meeting Jesus and Jesus's trials, death, and resurrection. If you are upset by these spiritual events, I suggest you do not read this. I am sorry if you do not read it.

40. Chapter 44 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3528 words)
Who is the strange white haired teen? Jeremy's sucked right out of the TARDIS like Salamander. Why is there a Tharill, a Cyberman, scarecrows, Gamera, and a yellow brick road. It is further back than the TARDIS has ever gone before. Will an irate Jesse and the Doctor ever find Jeremy?

41. Chapter 45 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2923 words)
More strangeness in 256 sextillion BC...there is a white haired teen and now a black haired teen, who are they? Why does one of them save Jesse and the Doctor from a giant killer bed sheet!

42. Chapter 46 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (4133 words)
Uh, yeah, that's who the black haired teen and the white haired teen were/are. But which was which? And what happens when they want to make love and take it further than that? Can dark and light have a baby? Jeremy just wants to feel human again and Jesse will make him feel that way.

43. Chapter 47 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (2645 words)
Between the TimeWrym, the War Chief and War Lords, Colditz Castle, and his own travels, just how many Nazis does the Doctor know? And can he choose between Jeremy and Jesse when asked to pick which one should survive...

44. Chapter 48 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3083 words)
Nazis suck! The TimeWyrm, the War Chief, and someone gets shot and dies...someone drowns and is shot...and someone's pissed at the Doctor --a someone who usually is not. How would the Doctor take being made fun of and being impersonated?

45. Chapter 49 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3601 words)
The Walls Have Ears--Time: 116,037 AD; place: A space mall on the edge of the universe; Jeremy dances, Jesse ignores mirror security and a confusing mall map, and finds something horrible is happening behind the walls...what lurks in this empty giant mall in space?

46. Chapter 50---Turn of the Wirrn by Innout [Reviews - 0] (4408 words)
Are the Wirrn really changed and friendly? Can Jesse and Jeremy let them eat the bodies of the dead staff and customers of the Mall? The Doctor has never disagreed fully with his two lovers--until now. Everyone's in danger...

47. Chapter 51--A Thousand and One Deep Space Wirrn by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3695 words)
A Thousand and One Deep Space Wirrn--what happened if the Doctor really gets mad at Jesse and Jeremy?

48. Chapter 52 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3515 words)
The Doctor attempts to force himself to cry; the TARDIS breaks apart, flinging the boys and K9 to another strange world...but where?

49. chapter 53 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (5080 words)
The Doctor gets therapy from an alien that can change into who you need to speak to...all his past companions; Jeremy meets celebrities and breaks their sex; Jesse meets a strange bunch of soldiers and robots...XXXX RATED, did I mention that?

50. Chapter 54 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (4422 words)
Okay, if you haven't guessed it's the land of fiction and someone VERY important is going to die...

51. Chapter 55 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (5222 words)
A death in the family...a life in the family...the return of Margie Lowpay?! Someone must step in as the writer of the land of fiction...

52. Chapter 56--One To Free by Innout [Reviews - 0] (6747 words)
ONE TO FREE, or one two three, action on a planet converted..to save a little baby...jokes, continuity references, and pop culture mentions...and a Galaxy Express space train named 999...

53. Chapter 57 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (6009 words)
An entire planet converted...a baby free to be a symbol of hope against Cybermen...

54. Chapter 58 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (6664 words)
Everyone has a bit of fun on a strange planet, a roller coaster on a strange planet and a roller coaster on Earth. Totally crazy!

55. Chapter 59 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3651 words)
Doctor Who, Jesse, and Jeremy and...Toby? Or is it Kevin Zegers? XXX! Crossover with the movie TransAmerica's Toby...

56. Chapter 60 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (4046 words)
A bit more serious than ever intended...it is Christmas in the present and in other times...Jeremy wants to keep an appointment in his present with Anna Popplewell from the Narnia movies...will the Doctor be able to keep it for him? Jeremy also decides to tell the world he is gay. Will Jesse want to do the same or keep in the closet/Tardis?

57. Chapter 61 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (8144 words)
A totally strange but wonder filled planet...Jeremy stalks Jesse...why can't the TARDIS have a directional system to get people to find their way through its hallways? Friday the 13th the series and a Halloween story...Tardis warning systems

58. Chapter 62-I'm Coming Out So You'd Better Get This TARDIS Started by Innout [Reviews - 0] (9314 words)
It Speaks for itself....are they all going to part ways? Xmas and bouncing around the present...cumming and coming out...

59. Chapter 63-Doctor, Where? by Innout [Reviews - 0] (5379 words)
Music videos, Doctor reflecting on Rose, Tegan, Sarah...

60. Chapter 64 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (3672 words)
I...well, just read it! Tomorrow People, alien green girls that look familiar to the Doctor, Slitheen in a boy band? Regeneration?

61. Chapter 65-DARK SHADOWS LOOM by Innout [Reviews - 0] (9031 words)
Jeremy and Jesse are flung to June 29th, 1976 Collinsport, Maine where one of many crossover characters may be the newly regenerated and memory loss-addled Doctor!

62. Chapter 66 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (7784 words)
The Dark Shadows crossover continues...a great house, an old house, ghosts, the hint of a werewolf and the vampire...all while hunting for the person who could be the Doctor...

63. Chapter 67 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (7931 words)
The Doctor could have landed here years ago and be regenerated as anyone...young, old, male, female. The family from BURNT OFFERINGS appears. Is one of them the Doctor or is it Quentin, who seems to never age...?

64. Chapter 68 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (8767 words)
David shows his wizard powers; Quentin plays a song; Jesse has a nightmare; and the party begins; and lotsa sex...

65. Chapter 69 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (5882 words)
Jesse, Jeremy and David check out the many guests at Elizabeth Collin's party to see if any of them could be the Doctor. This includes Frank Black, the Harts and Max, David Banner, Dick Grayson, Richard Kimble, and many others.

66. Chapter 70 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (8423 words)
A few more guests arrive, Jesse takes to Dick, Jeremy meets someone who will calm him down and keep him optimistic, a music video as singing in the shower happens...reflecting on the Doctor...

67. Chapter 71 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (9769 words)
As Jeremy and Jesse think about the Doctor and their past adventures, we hear Rose's theme along with music from the Impossible Planet...

68. Chapter 72--To the Old House of Dark Shadows by Innout [Reviews - 0] (6802 words)
Barnabus is a vampire, Jeremy has a great neck, Jesse is left in a house full of ghosts...

69. Chapter 73 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (6223 words)

70. Chapter 74 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (8028 words)
The plot thickens, a dream nightmare, a hint of the villain behind it all...2 werewolves...a fire...a madman...

71. Chapter 75 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (7231 words)
A call to the Fourth Doctor, circa 1976; a man with two hearts, Father from Beauty and the Beast, and...a Frankenstein?

72. Chapter 76-Game Show by Innout [Reviews - 0] (11692 words)
At Collinwood, Jeremy meets a 38 year old Tommy Connolly from IDIOT'S LANTERN; Jesse dreams of a game show WHO IS THE DOCTOR with all the companions trying to guess which of the 999 Doctors there is the real Doctor... hilarity ensues...

73. Chapter 77 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (6048 words)

74. Chapter 78 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (7977 words)
The Dark Shadows storyline is coming to a...head. A Time Lord enters the scene...

75. Chapter 79 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (6881 words)
the climax of the Dark Shadows storyline begins

76. Chapter 80 by Innout [Reviews - 0] (7068 words)
the end of the Dark Shadows storyline...and onto a new planet? Also a long preview of future stories...

77. Chapter 81--An UnEarthly Planet by Innout [Reviews - 0] (9371 words)
the start of a new arc...where are they? Will they finally find the Doctor?

78. Chapter 82--Planet of Perils by Innout [Reviews - 0] (6880 words)
Jesse and Jeremy could use the Doctor just about now but this planet is so dangerous, would even his appearance save them? NO!

79. Chapter 83-LIONS AND MONKS WITHOUT LOINS, OH MY!!! by Innout [Reviews - 0] (7723 words)
The Patrick Stewart Doctor has arrived...and not in style...in robes...and...is he a future Doctor or a past one?

80. Chapter 84--Monastery of Meddling Monks by Innout [Reviews - 0] (8683 words)
they're not who you think they are...

81. Chapter 85--Attack of the Monster Tree by Innout [Reviews - 0] (5553 words)
The Patrick Stewart Doctor...is he the new Doctor or an old one? Is he to be trusted?

82. Chapter 86--In the Desert, You Can Remember Your Companions' Names by Innout [Reviews - 0] (8329 words)
Patrick Stewart Doctor...in the desert...lots of dangers...

83. Chapter 87-TWO HORSES WITH NO NAMES, A BEAR WITH A NAME, A TIME LORD AND TWO HUMANS by Innout [Reviews - 0] (6601 words)
Patrick Stewart's Doctor can handle anything, right? How about sex with his two lover boys?

84. Chapter 88-The Doctor's Back Up Plan by Innout [Reviews - 0] (6929 words)
Patrick Stewart's Doctor bows...they are on Gallifrey...monsters all around...and the Doctor is moving backward through his past selves...

85. Chapter 89--DEATH ZONE ORGY OF LIFE AND DEATH by Innout [Reviews - 0] (10938 words)
The Adam Rickitt Doctor arrives in style...and is up to his neck in trouble, danger, battles, and enemies...and of course, sex...

86. Chapter 90--A Dalek Out of the Closet, Boys in the Tub and the Pub by Innout [Reviews - 0] (12897 words)
The Adam Rickitt Doctor declares himself the Sex Doctor, the Sweet Doctor. XXX part as the Doctor finds his LI home. In the Death Zone...other parts of Earth towns including British, Irish, and American have been brought. This part begins the mild crossovers with soap operas.

87. Chapter 91-In-Fighting by Innout [Reviews - 0] (15530 words)
Adam Rickitt's Doctor has found his LI home--along with others kidnapped from all over time and Earth...in the Death Zone. He meets people from East Enders, Neighbors, As the World Turns, and other soaps...and Ryan Sheckler.

88. Chapter 92-APPROACH OF THE DALEKS by Innout [Reviews - 0] (12937 words)
Uhm, yeah. They're on the their way. The Adam Rickitt Doctor takes charge.

89. Chapter 93-Death From the Daleks by Innout [Reviews - 0] (8383 words)
Adam Rickitt's Doctor is surprised by the Daleks!

90. Chapter 94--Swimming With The Daleks; A Roll In The Hay With A Dalek by Innout [Reviews - 0] (11622 words)
The Adam Rickitt Doctor and his many soap opera friends have set a trap for the Daleks...but how many of the humans will have to die before they can get back to Earth from Gallifrey's Death Zone?

91. Chapter 95--Getting Dalek Dirty by Innout [Reviews - 0] (10556 words)
The climax with the Daleks...can the Sycorax be far behind? NOt everyone will survive...if the Doctor has to save both Jesse and Jeremy at the same time but can't, which will he choose to save?

92. Chapter 96--Sycorax Combat by Innout [Reviews - 0] (7350 words)
Jesse, Jeremy, and the Doctor have a love relationship. They have adventures after the boys saved the Time Lord's life. Currently, after having been separated for a time, the boys meet the Doctor, only he's degenerating into his past selves, right now he looks like Adam Rickitt...and they figured out they are on Gallifrey in the past, present and future...and right now in the Death Zone fighting to save their lives and the lives of various Earthlings who have been kidnapped from various times on Earth, mostly modern times.

93. Chapter 97---In the Grip of the Sontarans by Innout [Reviews - 0] (10156 words)
The Sontarans grab several of the humans in the Death Zone...and the debut of the NEW MASTER ----the Nick Hoult Master! What part does he have to play in the mess that's happening on Gallifrey and the Death Zone in particular?

94. Chapter 98--Probic Vent Pool by Innout [Reviews - 0] (11536 words)
The Master, a revolt on past time Gallifrey, Rassilon, and warriors...oh and the heavy handed fight with Sontarans; this phase of the Death Zone adventure draws toward a close...

95. Chapter 99-A LITTLE OFF THE TOP by Innout [Reviews - 0] (7992 words)
The end to the Earth people are stolen storyline and the start of a strange school where someone wants to kill himself...I know there are many hits to this story, I can see the counter. While I will keep writing this for myself, it is encouraging to get SOME good reviews such as the one that said, “This is the greatest fic known to man” and “this is keeping the Doctor like the Doctor from the Classic series but you’re not afraid to let him have sex” or something positive. While I don’t need reviews, with so many hits, I know there must some of those hits that actually like this story and have returned. If so, if you can, please let me know you like it. If you don’t like it, I don’t want to hear from you. But some kind comments help me to keep on writing faster and more motivated.

96. Previously on Doctor Who by Innout [Reviews - 0] (8765 words)
Meant as a recap to every TV story but I lost interest...

97. Previously on Doctor Who, Jesse and Jeremy by Innout [Reviews - 0] (4599 words)
Again, this was too time consuming...it was meant to cover every story in this series...

98. Chapter 100--The Revolution Begins In Bed by Innout [Reviews - 0] (11490 words)
I wanted a celebration but the story demanded a revolution...lots of sex in this part...

99. Chapter 101-Gallefrean Glee by Innout [Reviews - 0] (5750 words)



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