A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive
The Giraffe Convolution of Doom by Primsong [Reviews - 12] Printer Chapter or Story

1. Chapter 1 by Primsong [Reviews - 1] (1020 words)
A/N: This rather odd story is the result of a holiday challenge at dw_straybunnies, as I thought it would be rather fun to see how many of the 12 prompts I could shoehorn into one tale. This included Ace with a girl (in this case, Rani), vampires, evil giraffes, something about Welsh myths, Eleven being threatened by Care Bears, Sarah Jane and the Doctor with an octopus in the TARDIS bathtub, Two with Martha, Evelyn Smythe, Six meeting Rani, the Meddling Monk, Frobisher and it being set in an ancient Earth civilization, in this case Egypt. Oy. A couple of these are mere cameos, but they’re all in there. Really.

2. Chapter 2 by Primsong [Reviews - 1] (967 words)

3. Chapter 3 by Primsong [Reviews - 0] (1127 words)

4. Chapter 4 by Primsong [Reviews - 2] (1151 words)

5. Chapter 5 by Primsong [Reviews - 1] (1167 words)

6. Chapter 6 by Primsong [Reviews - 7] (989 words)

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