A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive
Ninth Doctor
Payback by perception_filter [Reviews - 3] Printer
Author's Notes:
Written for the Winter Companion 2010 fest, and also as part of Yamx's same prompt challenge. All that in a handful of words!
Beta read by thetimelady and canaan - thanks ladies.


“Give it back, Jack.”

“Told you, lost it.”

“You didn’t. If you had, you’d be scared.”

“Oh, I’m scared.”

“You’re hard.”

“You’re hot when you’re scary. I like it.”

“Good job. Until I get that screwdriver back, you’re staying here.”

“Okay.”

“Just tell me.”

“Engage that Time Lord brain of yours, Doc. If you were naked and handcuffed to the console, where would you be hiding it?”

“You’re so predictable.”

“Well done. Now, either untie me or fuck me, Doc. I’m going crazy here.”

“Ever tried setting 567-A.2, Jack?”

“No. Oh! That’s... ah. Fuuuuuuuck! Doc? Where are you going? Doctor?”
Doctor Who and its accoutrements are the property of the BBC, and we obviously don't have any right to them. Any and all crossover characters belong to their respective creators. Alas no one makes any money from this site, and it's all done out of love for a cheap-looking sci-fi show. All fics are property of their individual authors. Archival at this site should not be taken to constitute automatic archive rights elsewhere, and authors should be contacted individually to arrange further archiving. Despite occasional claims otherwise, The Blessed St Lalla Ward is not officially recognised by the Catholic Church. Yet.

Script for this archive provided by eFiction. Contact our archivists at help@whofic.com. Please read our Terms of Service and Submission Guidelines.