“But - you can’t take only one of them,” John Benton objected.
“Look, I appreciate that you’re being all fatherly and familial and all that,” the Doctor said, backing away. “But I only need one. I mean, I really appreciate your being willing to give him your blessings…”
“Them. You’re not splitting them up!”
“But they’re identical!” the Doctor protested. “I don’t want identical companions. Can you imagine the confusion…”
“Yes, I can,” smiled Benton, but he was still firm. “Nevertheless, both or none.”
“Nonsense! One for me, one for you.”
“Alistair! Gordon! Come on, lads, show’s off.”
“Aw, Daaaaad,” they chorused.
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