"Listen very carefully, Mel. I shall impart this information as simply as possible, as it's vital to both of our futures that you understand this. You're my friend and I respect your opinions, but I must point this out.
I don't care how delicious you find it, how many vitamins are in it, or how good it is for my eyesight.
"Pardon? Oh, I’m sorry, Doc, I wasn’t listening. I was thinking about this new excersise regimen I’ve worked out for us. Come on, let’s get some yummy carrot juice and get started!"
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