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The Founding by vvj5 [Reviews - 1] Printer
Author's Notes:
As a note of warning, this story contains only two historical characters. Hopefully anyone who has the first idea about 19th C British history will find it amusing, although I'm sure I can't be the first to suggest this. It's probably even in Tooth and Claw or something.

(Victoria had less power than any monarch before her, a fact that sometimes caused her some frustration.)


Buckingham Palace, 1879


Her Majesty was outlining a startling proposal.

The current Prime Minister was well aware that his monarch could be obstinate over sudden fancies, but this was outside the ordinary. He was intrigued. He did consider for one anxious moment, the appalling idea that she was losing her mind. Insanity, after all, ran in the family. However, as she seemed lucid in all else, he would banish that worry until there was need to entertain it. By which time it might very conceivably be Mr Gladstone’s problem.

“There are unspeakable horrors on our very shores, unimaginable dangers that may fall from the skies above. The nation must be protected — both in action and by shielding the people from these terrible truths.”

Mr Disraeli coughed gently. “The Empire must be protected, may I presume to add?”

“You may,” said the Queen he had made an Empress. “It must be done and one is at a loss to know how to go about such a thing. It is vital that the right people are found.”

“Indeed. Singular people, one might say.”

She said, “I confess I am relieved that I did not find myself required to express this desire to Mr Gladstone, as I fear he would merely have subjected me to a lecture on the subject of Home Rule.”

“Mr Gladstone is a very admirable gentleman, but, as you so aptly say, not the man for this work.”

She sighed. “It is not a decision lightly taken. Were it not for the nature of these creatures, to insist on such unmanly, cowardly secrecy would not be necessary. The prospect does not distress you?”

“Undoubtedly,” he returned. “On the other hand, I feel I can contrive something that will give my dear Fairy satisfaction.”

She said, “I knew I might rely on you.”

*

He did not believe these wild stories — and made a note to keep a close eye on her Majesty for any recurrence of such strange fancies — but there were always people one needed to ensure were kept busy, and the founding of such an Institute could prove very entertaining. And, of course, scientific investigation into unusual phenomena could reap its own reward.

Scotland, wasn’t it, this estate? Out of the capital, he thought. Excellent.

Yes, he decided, it should prove a diverting distraction. And in the unlikely event that there was any truth in these wild fantasies, the Empire would indeed be protected.

Benjamin Disraeli had reached the notable age of seventy-five, but there was a bright amusement in his dark eyes and what might have been a spring in his step as he departed from his audience at the Palace.

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NB. A quick net search on Gladstone and Disraeli will explain all, but while I may be maligning Dizzy, I'm also not sure they weren't both wrong about Gladstone.
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