Teaspoon :: The Bunny Ban by mysticshadowcat

Torchwood
The Bunny Ban by mysticshadowcat [Reviews - 1] Author's Notes: Disclaimer: Don't own them. I don't even have bunny decorations. Warnings: Gwen bashing and mild language. If you know where to look. A/N: Written for the Easter Contest of the LiveJournal Anti-Gwen Alliance.

“Bunnies, Gwen?”

Gwen looked up, big, innocent brown eyes meeting the steely blue gaze of one frowning Captain Jack Harkness.

“Yeah, you know, I thought it would be nice to redecorate the Hub a bit. It's always so plain and gloomy.”

“But why bunnies?”

“It's Easter, Jack.”

“Just because I don't like it doesn't mean I don't know it's Easter. But why do you have to decorate our Hub with bunnies? We're a bunch of adult alien catchers, not a kindergarten.”

“I believe Owen is busy proving just that.” remarked Ianto, who had just come in with a cup of coffee for Jack.

Gwen let out a rather undignified half-squeal-half-scream and set off towards the autopsy room. Ianto put down the cup, exchanged a quick look with Jack and they both followed.

They had barely reached the landing when they heard Gwen yelling Owen's name, who looked up from the two bunny decorations in his hands.

“What? They're shagging! Bunnies like shagging!”

Laughter echoed through the Hub, mingled with Gwen yelling about childish behaviour and sex-driven men. Eventually a red-faced Gwen ran out of breath and things to yell and Jack calmed down enough to talk.

“Right. Owen, Ianto, back to work. Gwen, you will get rid of those bunnies and any other decorations you have put up. Now! When you're done, go and do something useful. Like finishing that report you should have handed in last week. No more decorating the Hub!”

With that, he turned and went back to his office. Sipping the coffee Ianto had left there, he smiled and thought that maybe Easter wasn't all that bad after all.

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