Teaspoon :: Chef d'Oeuvre by Red Wolf

Ninth Doctor
Chef d'Oeuvre by Red Wolf [Reviews - 1] Author's Notes: Challenge: blood and water

Rose had been delighted to discover that the TARDIS had a curious literary defence mechanism. Anyone with a bent for folding pages, scribbling in the margins or otherwise defacing books, were nudged towards the section specialising in celebrity chef books from her own time.

It didn't take Rose long to discover that the comments were more interesting than the contents. There were numerous notes about alternative ingredients, an omelette that had been mistaken for a weapon and an interesting debate about the sexuality of cabbages; although, the reminder "blood is thicker than water, adjust recipes accordingly" was a little disturbing.

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