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Ninth Doctor
How To Entertain An Idiot For Hours (Flip To See) by Zen Clarke [Reviews - 13] Printer
Author's Notes:
Inspired by something that my friend showed me in Algebra. He said that some of his friends did it to him...I have an active imagination when it comes to something my friends show me, especially in classes where we're reviewing really easy stuff; let's leave it at that.


Rose and Jack giggled as they walked into the Tardis control room.

"You do it," Jack whispered to her.

"Why me!?," she smiled.

"Because; he likes you more." She shrugged as if considering it, and he nudged her, before she walked over, trying to contain her smile.

"Hey," she said casually to the Doctor who currently had his feet propped up on the console (no doubt that the faint burning rubber smell was the Tardis' protests) and was reading a magazine in the piolets chair.

"Yes," he beamed.

"Wanna read something funny?," she asked. He shrugged and she handed him the paper.

HOW TO ENTERTAIN AN IDIOT FOR HOURS (FLIP TO SEE)


So he did.

HOW TO ENTERTAIN AN IDIOT FOR HOURS (FLIP TO SEE)


So he did.

HOW TO ENTERTAIN AN IDIOT FOR HOURS (FLIP TO SEE)


So he did...

Several hours later

Rose and Jack sat back to back dozing off. Jack gave a slight snore and woke, confused and groggy. Rose slowly opened her eyes.

HOW TO ENTERTAIN AN IDIOT FOR HOURS (FLIP TO SEE)


They saw the Doctor flip the page yet again.

"Maybe we shouldn't have given that to him...maybe he's not as big a genius as we all thought...," Jack whispered to her.

"Maybe...but," she grinned looking at him, "It sure is entertainment for us!"
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