A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive
(Holidays) If Time Has No Straight Lines, then History Must be a Gag Reel by jer832 [ - ]
Summary: Stand-alone stories featuring Ten and Donna. They flirt on Valentine's Day as they fight the Master, then consummate their relationship on St. Patrick's Day over a keg or two of Guinness. The Doctor takes her to visit seminal moments in history. But is Donna really just a tourist - and what exactly is the Doctor up to?
Categories: Tenth Doctor
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fluff, General, Het, Humor, Mixed, Mystery, PWP, Romance, Series, Standalone, Vignette
Warnings: Explicit Sex, Swearing
Challenges: None

My Funny Valentine by jer832 [Reviews - 3]
The Master ripped the Doctor’s tattered shirt completely off, jammed the thorn between two ribs, and twisted. The Doctor shrieked in agony, his knees buckled, and he slid down the wall as far as the bindings allowed. With another twist of the thorn he screamed again. “Oi! “Attired in the finest silk of any time period, bejeweled, perfumed and coifed, Donna Noble was a vision of beauty. She was sexy, statuesque, goddess-like. And royally pissed off. “Are you the wanker that ruined my Valentine’s Day? “
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: (Holidays) If Time Has No Straight Lines, then History Must be a Gag Reel
Published: 2012.02.10 - Updated: 2012.02.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1007

When Gallifreyan Eyes Are Smiling by jer832 [Reviews - 3]
"Would ye go out on a limb for me, Donna?" he asked, silly and full of Guinness and feeling nothing like the well-behaved, theoretically asexual alien he was supposed to be. "Sure, what's a limb among best friends," Donna replied, stretching a leg to plant her foot against the Doctor's chest. "If we were in dire straits, Donna, would you be willing to go out on two limbs for me?" "Are we in dire straits, Doctor?" "We may well be at last, Donna Noble," he said soberly, twisting a long finger into the emerald cord of Donna's knickers. Sometime after the "Sontaran Stratagem"; this stand-alone story follows the events of my story "My Funny Valentine".
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, Humor, PWP, Romance
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: (Holidays) If Time Has No Straight Lines, then History Must be a Gag Reel
Published: 2012.02.28 - Updated: 2012.03.01 - Chapters: 5 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 12436

Let My Doctor Go by jer832 [Reviews - 0]
There’s nothing like imminent death to take a woman’s mind temporarily off murdering her lover.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, General, Het, Humor, Series, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Donna Noble, Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: (Holidays) If Time Has No Straight Lines, then History Must be a Gag Reel
Published: 2012.04.01 - Updated: 2012.04.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3326

Who Can Retell the Things that Befell? [or, Naked Came the Spaceman] by jer832 [Reviews - 0]
A familiar gut-twisting, nausea-raising, throat-tightening sense of impending doom suddenly filled her. Rolling her eyes, Donna left the viewing audience and tried to keep up with the naked Time Lord.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Action/Adventure, Fluff, General, Het, Humor, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: Donna Noble, Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: (Holidays) If Time Has No Straight Lines, then History Must be a Gag Reel
Published: 2014.12.29 - Updated: 2014.12.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6803



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