A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive
All Cake and No Clothes by vvj5 [ - ]
Summary: Originally, the combined efforts of Death by Asprin to get Ten naked and chained to Three. Since then it's grown to include other Doctors, types of cake/foodstuffs and items of clothing. It's still, for the most part, not half as dodgy as it sounds...
Categories: Third Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), Jo Grant, Mike Yates, The Master (Delgado), The Doctor (10th), Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, John Benton, The Rani, Donna Noble, UNIT
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None

Let Them Eat Cake by JJPOR [Reviews - 31]
Ten. Naked. Chained to Three. Covered in cake.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, General, Humor, Satire, Series
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Jo Grant, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.08.18 - Updated: 2009.08.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2227

Cake and the Rani by Primsong [Reviews - 25]
In which the Master takes up baking, Three disapproves of his culinary planning and Ten loses his britches, with the Rani's help. No TARDISes were harmed in the making of this fic.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Series
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The TARDIS, The TARDIS, UNIT, UNIT
Series: All Cake and No Clothes, Tales for Three
Published: 2009.08.22 - Updated: 2009.08.22 - Chapters: 8 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 11098

The Great Cake Caper by Library_Lover [Reviews - 4]
Ten, Three, the Master, Benton, the Brigadier, cake, icing.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.08.23 - Updated: 2009.08.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

Topping! by vvj5 [Reviews - 12]
In which the Tenth Doctor finds himself naked, covered in cake and chained to his Third persona, who only arrived to stop the Master's culinary plot. (This seems to be a recurring nightmare, but what can you do?)
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.08.24 - Updated: 2009.08.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2918

Bagged by Primsong [Reviews - 4]
Three, Ten sans clothing, cake and the Master, revisited in brief.
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, General, Humor, Series
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes, Tales for Three
Published: 2009.08.29 - Updated: 2009.08.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 99

Masterchef by JJPOR [Reviews - 19]
Ten. Master(s). Cake. No chains or nakedness this time, though. Don't look so disappointed.
Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Fluff, General, Humor, Satire, Series
Characters: Donna Noble, Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Jacobi), The Master (Jacobi), The Master (Other), The Master (Roberts), The Master (Simm), The Master (Simm)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.08.31 - Updated: 2009.08.31 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3648

The Frosting of Angst by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 7]
Doctors Three and Ten are prisoners of the Master, and the Tenth is naked and covered in cake. You heard me. Did I mention the annoying forty foot tall lobster?
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.10.07 - Updated: 2009.10.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2290

A strange series of events by whovian42 [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor was having a normal day when the package arrived unannounced, sending him running to safety.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - None - General, Humor
Characters: Jo Grant, Jo Grant, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.10.09 - Updated: 2009.10.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1826

But Here Shows Much Amiss by johne [Reviews - 4]
It's been a bad day for Martha and Jo. And a worse day for everyone else.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Angst, Drama, Series
Characters: Jo Grant, Martha Jones
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.11.29 - Updated: 2009.11.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 908

Just Fruity by Primsong [Reviews - 6]
Because everyone needs a little exploding fruitcakefic for the holidays, especially with Three and Ten. Yes, it's another one of *those* fics, though no cake-covered Doctors were harmed in the making.
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, General, Humor
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (3rd), UNIT, The Doctor (10th)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes, Tales for Three
Published: 2009.12.12 - Updated: 2009.12.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2611

Velvet and Cake by Pitry [Reviews - 7]
Some things simply do not go together. Velvet and cake are one such pair. The Doctor and the Master are another.
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Series
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Simm)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2011.08.12 - Updated: 2011.08.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 774

An Ingenious Plan by secooper87 [Reviews - 14]
Ten. Chained to Three. Naked. With Cake. And the Master. Gallifrey is gone, and so are the spare parts shops that the Doctor needs to fix up his Tardis. Luckily, he's found a way to deal with that!
Third Doctor, Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor, Satire, Series
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (9th), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2011.10.07 - Updated: 2011.10.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2326

On Cake by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor is having a pity-picnic in the middle of nowhere when his former selves turn up. The Master starts baking and things take a predictable turn.
Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Humor, Poetry, Series
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2011.10.30 - Updated: 2011.10.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 264

Compromising Position by johne [Reviews - 1]
Not how Clyde would have liked to be found.
Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Clyde Langer, Haresh Chandra, Rani Chandra
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2013.01.10 - Updated: 2013.01.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Bake Sale by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 6]
Seth has been wrangled into helping out at a charity bake sale. Cake!fic
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - None
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2013.02.26 - Updated: 2013.02.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3189

Mishaps in Butter Icing by vvj5 [Reviews - 2]
Eleventh Doctor, naked save for a ballgown, covered with butterfly cake, and chained to Clara Oswald. These things will happen.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2013.09.09 - Updated: 2013.09.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 751

Don't pretend this wasn't intentional by ClocketPatch [Reviews - 1]
River, Romana, and Eleven had many wild and wacky misadventures through the vortex... but few were this tasty. Cake!fic
Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Humor
Characters: River Song, River Song, Romana II, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (11th)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2013.09.21 - Updated: 2013.09.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 326

The Power of Cake by liadt [Reviews - 1]
Two Time Lords chained to each other and covered in cake seek shelter in George Bulman's shop. George is not impressed. A cakefic crossover with the UK television series 'Bulman' (1985-87).
Third Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Crossover, General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (7th)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2014.02.05 - Updated: 2014.02.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2206

Two Doctors, Missy, and a Red Velvet Cake by TheRavenLunatic [Reviews - 1]
The Twelfth Doctor, naked except for his coat, covered in red velvet cake and chained to the (non-canon, my creation) Thirteenth Doctor. Missy is involved.
Other Doctors, Multi-Era, Twelfth Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Angst, Humor
Characters: Missy, Missy, The Doctor (12th), The Doctor (12th), The Doctor (Author-Created), The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2014.12.08 - Updated: 2014.12.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 970

Professional Development by johne [Reviews - 3]
Once, Karen was just Lucie's friend at work. Now, she's her bitter enemy. Lucie knows what the next stage has to be.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Femslash, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Lucie Miller, Other Character(s)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2014.12.11 - Updated: 2014.12.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1403

Cake Monster by merryghoul [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor gets a cake for River's birthday. It's not what he imagined it to be, but River, on the other hand, is thrilled. (Cakefic, pretty much.)
Eleventh Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, Humor, PWP, Standalone
Characters: River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2015.06.22 - Updated: 2015.06.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1200

Awash With Cake by vvj5 [Reviews - 1]
TARDIS/Millennium Falcon cake fic. I'm not sure which of them is naked, though.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, The Doctor (3rd), The TARDIS
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2016.11.22 - Updated: 2016.11.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 351



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