A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive
Recipes for Disaster by JessaLRynn [ - ]
Summary: This all purpose cook book is an ideal instrument for the acquisition, preparation, and service of the standard fanfic cliche.
Categories: Ninth Doctor
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fluff, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Challenges: None

The Scenario and the Solution by JessaLRynn [Reviews - 16]
It's a classic: mix one batch of alien scientists, one prison cell with no amenities, one pink-and-yellow human companion, and one angry Time Lord with big ears and a leather jacket. Instant explosion: just add cliche.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Recipes for Disaster
Published: 2008.12.05 - Updated: 2008.12.06 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5786

The Explanation by JessaLRynn [Reviews - 13]
Another classic: Mix one loud-and-slapping-mum-in-a-track-suit, one pink-and-yellow human companion to the Last of the Time Lords, and one Estate full of unhelpful advice. Add a dash of Time-Lord-in-leather. Shake well. Duck and cover.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Het, Humor
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Recipes for Disaster
Published: 2008.12.17 - Updated: 2008.12.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1975

The Implication by JessaLRynn [Reviews - 4]
This incendiary delicacy requires little prep time and minimal ingredients. However, the results are sure to please. Take one Time Lord in leather. To obtain the desired concentration, add one pink-and-yellow human female, previously seasoned with boredom. For best results, serve under a TARDIS console.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Humor, Series
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Recipes for Disaster
Published: 2009.04.03 - Updated: 2009.04.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 997

The Concoction by JessaLRynn [Reviews - 7]
A true favorite, sure to please a crowd! Season one Time Lord in leather with "The Concoction". Place one pink-and-yellow human female in serving cell. Add previously prepared Time Lord. Stir in aliens. Add secret ingredient. Run for the hills.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Series
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Recipes for Disaster
Published: 2009.06.05 - Updated: 2009.06.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4368

The Situation by JessaLRynn [Reviews - 3]
To properly serve this exciting treat, you will need a special ingredient. Carefully prepare one ex-Time Agent with movie star looks as per the recipe for "Early Captain Jack". Put a mixture of one pink-and-yellow-human and one Time-Lord-in-leather in an enclosed space until the UST rises. Add the Early Captain Jack. Divide. Flee.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Series
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Recipes for Disaster
Published: 2009.08.07 - Updated: 2009.08.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4865

The Retribution by JessaLRynn [Reviews - 5]
This confection, a tried and true standard, is usually served freshly steamed and piping hot. An interesting variation may be found in this recipe. Place one Time Lord in Leather within reach. Remove leather. Decaffeinate one pink and yellow human. Enclose container. Add caffeine. Run away.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Humor, Series
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: Recipes for Disaster
Published: 2009.12.22 - Updated: 2009.12.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2031

The Invocation by JessaLRynn [Reviews - 4]
A very special recipe: Divide companion and Time Lord. Add aliens. Prepare blue-eyed Time Lord in silk instead of leather. Elevate one pink-and-yellow human. Return prepped Time Lord. Stir, gently. Add panic. Hide and watch.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Humor, Series
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Recipes for Disaster
Published: 2011.07.16 - Updated: 2011.07.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2747

The Stipulation by JessaLRynn [Reviews - 2]
This tried and true standard recipe can be made all new again by leaving out just one classic ingredient. Blend Time-Lord-in-Leather with Pink-and-Yellow-Companion in the standard plot. Do not add lemon. Use any available exit.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Het, Humor, Series
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Recipes for Disaster
Published: 2011.07.18 - Updated: 2011.07.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2690



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