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Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space by SailorPtah [ - ]
Summary: Obnoxious right-wing pundit Stephen Colbert catches a lift with Four'n'Sarah Jane, and, in his younger days, Ten'n'Jack. Can Four cope with the older Stephen acting like he knows what he's doing? Can Ten avoid saying anything to the younger Stephen that will cause a paradox? And can the rest of space and time handle the truthiness?
Categories: Multi-Era
Characters: Jack Harkness, K-9, Romana II, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (4th), The Master (Ainley), The Meddling Monk, The Rani, Ace McShane, Martha Jones, Ianto Jones, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), Other Character(s), The TARDIS, Jenny
Genres: Crossover, Humor, Series, Slash
Warnings: None
Challenges: None

Don't Step On The Butterflies by SailorPtah [Reviews - 3]
The TARDIS materializes in the hotel room of a terrified Stephen Colbert.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Crossover, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s), Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (4th)
Series: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space
Published: 2008.10.06 - Updated: 2008.10.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1

First Meetings by SailorPtah [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor met Stephen about twenty-five years after Stephen met the Doctor. (This makes perfect sense to the Doctor; Stephen doesn't get it at all; Jack and Sarah Jane are just along for the ride.)
Fourth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General, Satire, Series
Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (4th)
Series: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space
Published: 2008.10.06 - Updated: 2008.10.07 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3713

A Thousand Words by SailorPtah [Reviews - 6]
Young Stephen is introduced to the TARDIS, adult Stephen tries to fix up his room just the way he remembers it, Sarah Jane advocates for proper journalism, an alien civilization is in trouble, and the Doctor discovers at least one impossible thing before breakfast.
Fourth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Crossover, Humor
Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (4th)
Series: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space
Published: 2008.10.06 - Updated: 2008.10.06 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8822

How Many Time Lords Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? by SailorPtah [Reviews - 7]
When the TARDIS burns a bulb, Four and Sarah Jane land on a mall planet that turns out to be absolutely crawling with Time Lords. Jack and young Stephen dine at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe; adult Stephen gets kidnapped by the Master, and isn't sure he minds.
Fourth Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Humor, Slash
Characters: Ace McShane, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Jenny, Jenny, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Romana II, Romana II, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, Susan Foreman, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (4th), The
Series: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space
Published: 2008.10.06 - Updated: 2008.10.07 - Chapters: 9 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 14735

I'm Your Moon by SailorPtah [Reviews - 4]
When young Stephen Col-bert has a minor meltdown, Jack and Ten spar over how much they're allowed to comfort him. After all, when the adult Stephen goes missing on a psi-moon, the neuroses still have to be there for Four and Sarah Jane to meet.
Fourth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Crossover, Humor, Series, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (4th), The TARDIS, The TARDIS
Series: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space
Published: 2008.10.06 - Updated: 2008.10.30 - Chapters: 10 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 14231

The Colbert That Never Was by SailorPtah [Reviews - 2]
Traveling the world in her quest to defeat the Master, Martha ends up in the remains of the Daily Show studio in New York, where she meets a man who claims to have known the Doctor.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Drama, Slash
Characters: Martha Jones, Other Character(s)
Series: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space
Published: 2008.11.17 - Updated: 2008.11.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2543

I Want My MTV by SailorPtah [Reviews - 0]
Four, Sarah Jane, and Stephen Colbert follow a distress call to New York in 1994, where they stumble into the studio of a certain contemporary MTV talk show. Also, Ten tries to convince Jack and young Stephen of the merits of planets that look like rock quarries.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Crossover, Humor, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (4th)
Series: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space
Published: 2008.10.29 - Updated: 2008.11.17 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 9147

The Eagle Has Landed by SailorPtah [Reviews - 0]
The timelines of Jon, Stephen, Jack, Sarah Jane, and the Doctor circle and collide. Can they all wrangle happy endings when no two people reach 'the end' at the same time?
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Crossover, Humor, Romance, Series, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (4th)
Series: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space
Published: 2008.11.22 - Updated: 2008.12.08 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 11699

Underappreciated Tea-Boys Unite! by SailorPtah [Reviews - 0]
Colbert Report crossover. In which Bobby is on a secret undercover mission, Torchwood is having a hard time functioning without Jack, and Cardiff is being menaced by a Tek Jansen villain. (So, pretty much business as usual.)
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Crossover, Humor
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space
Published: 2009.11.20 - Updated: 2009.11.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 3437

A Truthy TARDIS Crew's Christmas by SailorPtah [Reviews - 0]
Jon, Stephen, Jack, and Sarah Jane (along with her growing teenage Scooby Gang) are finally all in the same place, at the same time, on the same point in their respective timelines. Also, it's Christmas! What could go wrong?
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Crossover, Femslash, Humor, Series, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, K-9, Other Character(s), Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (Unspecified)
Series: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space
Published: 2008.12.10 - Updated: 2009.01.18 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 10458



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