A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

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The Science of Fashion by stormsongk [Reviews - 13]
This is a Doctor Who fic, inspired by my wanting to know the story of who the heck would INVENT something like the Sixth Doctor's outfit. And why the heck he'd ever have it on the TARDIS to begin with.
Third Doctor, Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, General, Introspection, Standalone
Characters: The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None
Published: 2009.10.20 - Updated: 2009.10.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 966

A strange series of events by whovian42 [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor was having a normal day when the package arrived unannounced, sending him running to safety.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - None - General, Humor
Characters: Jo Grant, Jo Grant, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.10.09 - Updated: 2009.10.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1826

The Frosting of Angst by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 7]
Doctors Three and Ten are prisoners of the Master, and the Tenth is naked and covered in cake. You heard me. Did I mention the annoying forty foot tall lobster?
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.10.07 - Updated: 2009.10.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2290

Pleasure Principle by KindKit [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor, the Master, and the game they keep playing.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Drabble, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2009.09.13 - Updated: 2009.09.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 100

Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by Elliptic Eye [Reviews - 10]
Committing suicide was a real challenge if you were a Time Lord.
Third Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Other Doctors - Teen - Explicit Violence, Swearing - Drama, General
Characters: Mel Bush, Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (Other), The TARDIS, The TARDIS, The Valeyard, The Valeyard, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Series: None
Published: 2008.06.20 - Updated: 2009.09.04 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Word Count: 8195

Bagged by Primsong [Reviews - 4]
Three, Ten sans clothing, cake and the Master, revisited in brief.
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Drabble, General, Humor, Series
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes, Tales for Three
Published: 2009.08.29 - Updated: 2009.08.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 99

Topping! by vvj5 [Reviews - 12]
In which the Tenth Doctor finds himself naked, covered in cake and chained to his Third persona, who only arrived to stop the Master's culinary plot. (This seems to be a recurring nightmare, but what can you do?)
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.08.24 - Updated: 2009.08.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2918

The Great Cake Caper by Library_Lover [Reviews - 4]
Ten, Three, the Master, Benton, the Brigadier, cake, icing.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.08.23 - Updated: 2009.08.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 102

Cake and the Rani by Primsong [Reviews - 25]
In which the Master takes up baking, Three disapproves of his culinary planning and Ten loses his britches, with the Rani's help. No TARDISes were harmed in the making of this fic.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Series
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The TARDIS, The TARDIS, UNIT, UNIT
Series: All Cake and No Clothes, Tales for Three
Published: 2009.08.22 - Updated: 2009.08.22 - Chapters: 8 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 11098

Memory by Persiflage [Reviews - 4]
A decade after she left UNIT, Liz encounters the Doctor again. (Set after 'The Girl That Never Was' for Eight.)
Third Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - None - General, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene
Characters: Liz Shaw, Liz Shaw, The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (8th)
Series: Old and New Friends
Published: 2009.08.21 - Updated: 2009.08.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3481

Let Them Eat Cake by JJPOR [Reviews - 31]
Ten. Naked. Chained to Three. Covered in cake.
Third Doctor, Multi-Era, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, General, Humor, Satire, Series
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Jo Grant, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.08.18 - Updated: 2009.08.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2227

Morning Tea by Primsong [Reviews - 7]
A small introspective interlude for Three and Jo, set just before the events of 'The Three Doctors'.
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Fluff, General, Introspection
Characters: Jo Grant, The Doctor (3rd)
Series: Tales for Three
Published: 2009.08.16 - Updated: 2009.08.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1450

Frame of Lies by King Rat [Reviews - 22]
The Ninth Doctor finds himself and Rose embroiled in a kidnap and ransom scheme involving a younger self; unbeknownst to him, it has begun to affect other incarnations as well. It could start events rolling into war and disaster far sooner than he remembers.
Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Character Study, Crossover, Drama, Introspection, Missing Scene
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jamie McCrimmon, Jo Grant, Martha Jones, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (2nd), The D
Series: None
Published: 2009.06.02 - Updated: 2009.08.15 - Chapters: 17 - Completed: No - Word Count: 23748

Tell Me About Your Mother (The Slightly Freudian Remix) by Elliptic Eye [Reviews - 5]
A defining moment wherein a true friend helps the young Theta Sigma look deep within himself and understand the ways in which he is a wanker.
Third Doctor, Other Era - All Ages - None - General, Humor, Satire
Characters: The Doctor (Academy era), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Published: 2009.08.14 - Updated: 2009.08.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1516

Clothes Make the Man by harmonyfb [Reviews - 1]
When nothing matters, fashion matters more.
Third Doctor - Teen - None - General
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2009.08.09 - Updated: 2009.08.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 236


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