A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

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Goodbye, Sarah Jane by Elwyne [Reviews - 0]
Alternate lyrics for a certain very well-known Elton John song, in honor of a certain very well-loved lady.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - None
Characters: Sarah Jane Smith
Series: Alternate Lyrics
Published: 2012.11.12 - Updated: 2012.11.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 192

Temporal Onanism by Starfish [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor just can't help himself.
Multi-Era - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Humor, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.11.10 - Updated: 2012.11.10 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1131

Prelude by Sexy Old Girl [Reviews - 0]
What if River and the Doctor met even earlier than they realized? Might they be drawn together, without knowing why? This is my take on what might have happened if 9 and Mels had met. Set shortly before "Rose" for him and shortly before "Let's Kill Hitler" for her. (There is one very brief non-con moment.)
Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, PWP, Romance, Standalone
Characters: River Song, The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.11.01 - Updated: 2012.11.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1478

As Bad As It Looks by GallifreyPirate [Reviews - 3]
To celebrate their marriages, the Doctor takes Rory to a pleasure planet as a post-wed stag event. Their enjoyment is short-lived when the simulations go terribly wrong. Someone wants payback, and they've lured the Tenth Doctor too. Cameo-full fanservice!
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Humor, Mixed
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rory Williams, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.08.20 - Updated: 2012.10.31 - Chapters: 11 - Completed: No - Word Count: 25273

The Second Sown the Wind, the First Will Reap the Wirlwind by bunghoney [Reviews - 0]
While Eleven is sulking over people forgetting his birthday, his thousandth turns out to be a real thrill. Due to a lot of timey-wimey, Ten, Eleven, River, Captain Jack and some other old friends eventually converge at New Earth. Contains Ten angst, River and Jack's first meeting, Rory messing up, River being clever, Eleven re-enacting Gulliver's travels, Ten being humiliated by something not alive, a notorious merchant getting more than one headache, cats participating in a city guerrilla, Ten showing off for River, a transvestite with a soft spot for cod, and River & Eleven at last celebrating his birthday in a very smutty way.
Multi-Era - Adult - None - Action/Adventure, Angst, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Characters: Amy Pond, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), River Song, Rory Williams, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.10.30 - Updated: 2012.10.31 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Word Count: 6201

The Night the Stars Fell by cyberjulie [Reviews - 1]
A journey back in time, when mortal enemies were once best of friends.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe, Character Study, Fluff, Introspection, Standalone, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (Other), The Master (Other)
Series: None
Published: 2012.10.28 - Updated: 2012.10.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2127

Oh No You Don't by Starfish [Reviews - 2]
The Tenth and Eleventh Doctors' game of sonic tag is interrupted by an unexpected presence in the TARDIS. The Master has returned, and he came back wrong. If only it were as simple as the drums this time.
Multi-Era - Adult - Explicit Sex, Explicit Violence, Non-Con, Swearing - Drama, Humor, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2012.10.28 - Updated: 2012.10.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8429

I Bloody Love You by songfordecem [Reviews - 1]
What if it was Donna that Nine found in the Hendriks basement? Untold levels of sass ensue.
Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama, Fluff, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.10.27 - Updated: 2012.10.27 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Word Count: 2096

The Companion Connection by CharmingSlayer [Reviews - 94]
Rose Tyler: Defender of the Earth, Star Knight and student at Cambridge is trying to stay focused on school work, but with UNIT on campus what is a girl to do? Third in the Guardians of the Universe series.
Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Humor, Mixed, Mystery, Romance, Series
Characters: Ace McShane, Barbara Wright, Ben Jackson, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Clyde Langer, Donna Noble, Donna Noble, Gita Chandra, Haresh Chandra, Harriet Jones, Harriet Jones, Harriet Jones, Ian Chesterton, Jackie Tyler, Jackie Tyler, Jackie Tyler, Jo Grant, John Benton,
Series: Guardians of the Universe
Published: 2011.10.24 - Updated: 2012.10.22 - Chapters: 65 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 214255

Sodden by Starfish [Reviews - 1]
When the Tenth and Eleventh Doctors find themselves zapped into the same place in time, an unfortunate sequence of events leads them to seek solace in a way they hadn't expected.
Multi-Era - Adult - None - Action/Adventure, Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.10.22 - Updated: 2012.10.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3237

Snog All The Doctors! by cheri [Reviews - 2]
Eleven/River. On a lark, River decides to break out of Stormcage one day and find all the incarnations of the Doctor and snog them senseless. Crackfic.
Multi-Era - Teen - Swearing - Alternate Universe, Fluff, Het, Humor, Romance, Series
Characters: Ace McShane, Amy Pond, Grace Holloway, Jack Harkness, Nyssa, Peri Brown, River Song, Rory Williams, Rose Tyler, Sarah Jane Smith, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th)
Series: Doctor Who Funny Fic
Published: 2012.10.18 - Updated: 2012.10.22 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6347

TARDIS Life by Malice Haughton [Reviews - 1]
A series of survival guides written by the companions for companions and kept up to date by the TARDIS herself.
Multi-Era - Teen - Swearing - Character Study, Drama, General, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Missing Scene, Romance, Series
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2012.10.21 - Updated: 2012.10.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 354

Time Must Go On by MARVELous [Reviews - 3]
He didn't mean to run into her, honestly. It should have been impossible. He wasn't even aiming for London, much less Earth, and even less the 21st century. But he can't help himself. Besides, it's about time the universe gave him a reward.
Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Drama, Romance, Standalone
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.10.19 - Updated: 2012.10.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2276

To Flare and Fade by foxmoon [Reviews - 7]
What if the Doctor hadn't been able to hang on, and regenerated in front of Rose on Jan 1, 2005, before they were supposed to first meet? End of Time AU.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.09.25 - Updated: 2012.10.18 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6809

The Eloquence of Angels by Palgrave [Reviews - 7]
The Doctor wouldn't normally have a conversation with a statue -- but then, he's never met one that moves before.
Fourth Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Horror, Humor, Missing Scene, Standalone
Characters: K-9, K-9, Leela, Leela, The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (4th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.10.17 - Updated: 2012.10.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2908


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